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[during the scolding scene in Arthur's Big Hit]"Arthur," said David sternly, "this means no TV for a week.""What?!" said a shocked Arthur. "That is so unfair! You don't even care what she did to me!""We'll deal with what she did." Jane said, "but what you did is wrong, too.""Well, I don't care!" Arthur snapped. "D.W. broke my model plane, I punched her, and you don't even care about my side of the story!""Actually-" Jane began, but Arthur interrupted. "SHUT UP, YOU HORRIBLE PIGFACE OF A MOTHER!"Jane gasped."Arthur!" snapped David, "apologize to your mother right now, or it's no TV for 2 weeks!""I won't!" Arthur snapped. "YOU ARE ONE HORRIBLE PIGFACE OF A FATHER!"David was very offended."YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR NOT SUPPORTING ME!" Arthur said angrily.With that, he grabbed some very sharp scissors, and cut his dad on the arm, his mom on her face, and he even cut off D.W.'s hand. "Serves you right, you horrible pigfaces!" he shouted and stormed out of the house.