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*they all spawn on top of each other and explode out like collisions ykwim and optimus primes fat ass broke the tv**various assorted screaming noises and. RED OMINOUS GLOW NOISES*Miku: what the actual sigma where am i i was just in fortniteFreddy Fiveballs: Har Har Har i dont know im scared*slenderman is shinji chair-ing because he dropped his mcnuggets and mcnapkins (LoveCake24 slender mcdonalds reference)*The J: why is there no weed in here i need my The Joint™Fresh: drugs r totes not cool brah! Ur too swag for this my J-man! >:(The J: die.Prunsel: *red ominous glow noises*The J: so real bro, so real.*bive is tweaking out in the corner**wing gaster is…….being wing gaster*Optimum Prim: this isnt cybertron…Bive: this is! The government! Keeping us hostage! Were doomed i tell you, doomed!Bill Cipher: how did i even get here……oh [funk] its a crackficFresh: swearing is not cool brah! Dont do dat!*everyone is just. tweaking . idk.*Donut: maybe we should all….introduce ourselves? Im donut…HABIT: a good idea from my dinner >:)Bive: YOU DONT NEED TO KNOW ME! WHAT IF YOU SELL MY DATA TO THE CLOWN GOVERNMENT?The J: okay weirdo anyway hello i am The JPrunsel:*red ominous glow noises*The J: and thats PrunselFreddy Fazballs: har har har tis i freddy fazballsWing Gaster: hello i am wing gasterBill Cipher: names bill cipher! Howdy fellasJohn Doe: hello i am john doe and i am a completely regular guy i promiseHABIT: thats…not what people look likeOptimim prim: i. Am optimus prime.Miku: im hatsune miku* a page appears for slenderman that just says: i am slenderman collect my pages*Fresh: names fresh yo! Da swaggiest brah in all da multiverseMagic Mirror: Magic mirror.Donut: does no one think the collect my pages thing is…creepy?Fresh: nuh uh broski*a slot machine appears out of nowhere idk (thank god mephone isnt here to become poor)*Wing Gaster:hello i am wing gaster and i love gamblingFreddy Fingerbutt: har har har i also love gambling har har har*they proceed to fight over the slot machine, it breaks and a live furby falls out (its a bomb obviously have you seen underverse)*Miku: we still dont know what the [funk] is going on. Wait what the [funk] why cant i say [funk]. This is so [funk]ing weird. [funk][funk][funk]! wait lemme try lemme try [swag]head, no! [rad]hole, no! Son of a [broski]! [FUNK] THIS!Fresh: dis level of swear is totally unswag you sinnerWing Gaster: hello i am wing gaster at least she is not a narcissistic self-shipping sinner (cpau reference omg)*Magic Mirror is snorting fabreeze. Where did he get it? How does a mirror snort fabfreeze? Dont ask me im just the writer of this event dont shoot the messenger*The J: gimme some of that fabreeze bro im having weed withdrawlsMagic Mirror: ok*the fabreeze. duplicates?**HABIT is currently trying to eat donut*Wing Gaster: hello i am wing gaster why do you want your pages collectedSlenderman pages that appear for his mute ass: i am an artist…and im really proud of my pages of work….so i want people to collect them to see themWing Gaster: hello i am wing gaster that is very interesting i love your art my slender friendSlenderman pages that appear for his mute ass: :3*the equipment necessary to bake a cake randomly spawns and it is now gods will that they shall attempt to make a cake for shits n giggles*Fresh: heck yeah broski cake time!Wing Gaster: hello i am wing gaster i also love cakeHatsune Miku: GyattFred fivebent: har har har har i eat raw egg. NOWPrunsel: *red ominous glow noises*The J: yes prunsel we SHOULD put the blood of the innocents to substitute the eggs also can we put weed in there*optimum prim is playing california girls. Somehow. He is california girls dancing. Hatsune Miku is singing along slay queen*Bill Cipher: oh my god why me*fredrick fazbelly, the J, Fresh, wing gaster, Magic mirror, donut (also slenderman and prunsel in their own special way) have started singing too. Group karaoke. HABIT isnt singing cuz hes a cunt. Execution. John doe is too stupid to know california girls. Bill Cipher is. Bill Cipher*Bive: HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW THIS…CHANT? IS THIS A CULT? AM I GONNA GET SACRIFICED? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFresh: ayo chill out mah broski! Its just fun songs n stuffBive: i do not like the way you talk.The J: nobody doesFresh: god regrets having da free will to create me brah! Im too swag for even god!The J: or youre just too insufferable.Fresh: unswag mah broski, unswag :(*uhm. scribbles spawns (omg #fourthwall and #sona)*Scribbles: ayo optimus prime how the [FUNK] did you break the tvOptimum prim: it appears my gyatt was too luscious for the tv to handleScribbles: WHERE DO YOU EXPECT ME TO GET A NEW ONEOptimum prim: ebay.Scribbles: fine whatever lemme do my god magic shit idk*scribbles has the power of god and anime on his side and magically fixes the tv. He leaves*Citrus: >:)Bill Cipher: who the [funk].Citrus: oooo its me evil citrus im gonna edge in your wallsBill cipher: youre my 13th reason why.*citrus then. Breaks the tv. And skeddadles.*Bill Cipher: man :(