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You had known it was a terrible idea to set out to finish your work in this weather, in fact it was nothing short of a horrific idea, but where Crocodile goes you tend to follow, and Doflamingo tends to follow behind you both. Creep. Your boss had insisted that it was easier to get the work done now then get back to the safety of a warm, enclosed space before the weather got any worse, “I can’t feel the cold anyway” he insisted. You certainly could, not that you voiced that fact. You were there for a reason after all. So, when he stubbornly set out into the snow, which was already practically a blizzard, you braced yourself and followed. Doflamingo shuffled along behind you, his disconcerting ‘fufufufu’ of laughter fading away, covered by the sound of the howling wind of the storm.It took barely five minutes for you to have entirely abandoned the point of leaving your temporary accommodation, though Crocodile stubbornly continued, as you attempted to locate somewhere for you all to hunker down. If Doflamingo happened to get lost and freeze to death, it’d be no skin off your back really. When a tree separated the path of the wind and snow, it revealed a cave that looked big enough to house you, and protect you from the furious weather.“Sir! We need to take cover!”“It’s too late now, we just need to keep moving.”“No, there’s a cave over there! We can safely wait out the storm. We can’t keep going like this, we're going to get sick, or hurt, we can barely see through the snow now!”“Fufufu~ it looks cosy, I vote we go settle in for a long evening in close proximity.” Nobody had asked him, but he gained points for agreeing with you. Crocodile walked another few paces before he grunted and turned back to face you. You shared a long moment of eye contact before he gestured for you to go ahead leading the way, and so you took the chance immediately, before he could change his mind. Doflamingo stepped in beside you, though his stride was so much longer than yours, so he was vaguely struggling to keep pace with you. For your own amusement, you did not attempt to change your pace to make it easier for him, simply choosing to continue as you were toward the cave.When you arrived at the cave mouth, you paused to attempt to listen for creatures inside, but the wind made it impossible to tell. Both larger men passed you without hesitation, and when a pair of bears emerged from the depths of the cave’s darkness, they each killed one with little more than a flick of their wrists. Stupid fucking sexy devil fruit users. You joined them deeper in the cave, shuddering despite being out of the direct wind.In your infinite wisdom, you’d decided to pack a bag with supplies. You shrugged your large backpack off your shoulders and gently set it down. From inside came three containers of food, a thermos of tea and one of hot chocolate, utensils for the food, and several long-life snacks remained inside in case the storm lasted longer than the rest of the night. Crocodile watched with furrowed brows, clearly displeased by your lack of belief in his plan, while Doflamingo simply reached out to claim the thermos of tea. You ignored your boss in favour of stepping back and facing away from the two men you were sharing the space with. Then, you began to remove your clothes.“What the hell are you doing?” Crocodile asked, startled and vaguely distressed by your choice of action, averting his eyes desperately.“Can it, I want to see where this is going.” Doflamingo muttered, hitting Crocodile’s arm with his familiar, unsettling smile taking up residence on his face.“My clothes are wet. I can’t continue wearing them, I can’t warm up if I do. I’m going to strip, then start a fire so I can start warming up.” You explained, setting each piece out flat so they had an increased chance of drying by the time the storm cleared up.“I can’t say I disagree with you. In fact, I might just have to join you.” The tall man declared, practically ripping his clothes from his body, zero care taken for the garments, tearing several of them in the process until his large manhood was revealed. You rolled your eyes and set about scavenging around the cave for sticks that were dry and therefore actually usable for a fire, rather than the wet ones outside the cave. Besides, you couldn’t exactly step out now that you were nude, that was a death sentence.When you returned, you held a hand out to Crocodile expectantly, and it took just a moment for him to process what you wanted and he passed over his lighter. You arranged the sticks in the middle of what you’d effectively turned into your camp and added Doflamingo’s shredded clothes to the pile, then set them ablaze. It was to help the sticks catch, you’d have said if anyone had asked, but nobody did. You brushed aside some dirt before sitting yourself down, running your fingers over your hair, then gently squeezing some of the water out, the snow having mostly melted on contact with you. At least that should help it dry. Doflamingo sat himself beside you, knees spread wide, causing Crocodile to avert his eyes with a disgusted curl of his lip. “What now? We gonna start feeling each other up and talking about boys?” He asked, eyebrows wiggling from behind his glasses, which only made Crocodile grunt and stand to walk away, shucking his jacket and tossing it aside to lose the main weight of his clothes and wettest article to reveal that beneath it he was mostly dry. You ignored him and Doflamingo both, focusing on warming yourself up, you truly couldn’t afford to get sick. Doflamingo huffed as you ignored him, sipping from the thermos he’d taken earlier.“You wanna drink?” He asked after a beat of silence, making you turn to him with a raised brow. You were the one that had brought the thermos. But, that wasn’t what he was offering, instead he held out a large bottle of sake.“Where were you keeping that?”“Want some?” He asked, ignoring your question to unscrew the lid. After a long swig of the bottle, he held it out to you again, but still you didn’t take it. There was no way you were getting even tipsy with this freak. That was when his large fingers took your face in hand, wrapping around you with ease, as if you were an apple in his palm.“It’s rude to ignore people.” he softly chastised, leaning in closer to you, his lips practically touching your ear as he spoke. You didn’t have the strength to respond, nor could you as he squeezed your face and forced open your mouth, slowly pouring in the sake. When the bottle was removed, you swallowed what remained, leaving you to pant softly unexpected heat pooling in your stomach at the interaction. Doflamingo leaned in closer to slowly lick a drop of sake from your face, following its trail back up to your mouth.“See? That wasn’t so bad.” He said, releasing you to take a long drink from the bottle for himself, you quickly turned away from him to focus on calming yourself down. It didn’t matter how long it’d been, you were better than sleeping with him. Or were you? Because he was huge, and you just knew even if he didn’t know how to use it, it’d hit all the right places and make you feel so full. His fingers too, they were so long, he’d been able to hold your entire face in one hand, it was easy to imagine what they’d be able to do to you elsewhere. You shook your head, attempting to physically remove the thoughts from your head - where had they even come from? But still, the desire to see just how it’d feel to get a taste of Doflamingo only increased. “Mind wandering, pet?” Doflamingo had the audacity to ask, and rage flamed the fires inside of you. “Don’t call me that.” You spat, turning a hard glare on him, but you took the bottle from him for another sip. The grin on his face couldn’t have been more smug, and you wanted desperately to wipe it off his face, and you knew exactly how. You tilted back your head and took several large gulps before setting it aside, and that was when you pounced. Of course, the only way to wipe that infuriating look off his face was to change it into something far more tolerable - a look of pleasure.Despite your determination to be unpredictable, to catch him off guard so you could watch as his expression changed, he seemed to know what you were going to do even before you started moving, and easily caught and aided your body’s movements with his large hands, leading you downward to his slowly hardening - and somehow lengthening - cock. Watching it happen so close, it was practically hypnotising for reasons you didn’t understand, nor did you want to, and Doflamingo couldn’t have stopped you from taking the tip into your mouth if he’d wanted to - which, he didn’t. He’d started to leak, so a slightly salty flavour coated your tongue, and where normally you’d likely have been repulsed, in that moment all you wanted was more of it. Your mind was quickly becoming hazy, taken over by the need to taste and feel the man below you.“Fuck-” he huffed, a soft ‘fufufu’ following, “if I’d known you were so good, I’d have done this way sooner.” You only hummed, attempting to take him deeper into your throat, gagging just a little around his shaft. He grunted in response, pushing your head up and off him with just two fingers against your forehead.“Come here. I’m going to fuck you just how you want. Quick and dirty, hm pet? Is that what you’re thinking about?” Doflamingo cooed, two fingers curled beneath your chin with his thumb on top, forcing you to maintain eye contact. You whimpered against your will, your mind only drifting further away, thoughts consumed by the large man in front of you, and all the things that you could do with him to keep warm.“That should’ve been enough, you did so well getting me wet so I can just fuck up into you.” His free hand gripped your hip in a vice-like grip, as he adjusted you so that he was lined up with your hole. His dick was warm, and you shakily exhaled, grinding against him needily. It was going to hurt and you didn’t care, as long as you could have him inside you.With another laugh, which you would usually find patronising but in that moment only served to make you needier, he breached your hole and eased you downward through the stinging pain and burn, as you groaned loudly. He was huge, and no matter how much you descended there was still more to take, more to fill you with. You didn’t process what was happening until a moment later as he pulled you back upward, but you released a breathy moan - you’d been right earlier, it touched all the right spots, and you just wanted more. That thought was quickly cleared from your mind as Doflamingo slammed you down again, this time right to the base. You could feel how his dick stretched you out, pushing every part of your body to its limit. You wouldn’t be surprised if he managed to split you in half, but you wouldn’t mind, you were busy enjoying just how good he felt. It didn’t take much for you to start fucking yourself on his cock, no longer needing his guidance, or encouragement, instead Doflamingo simply sat back and enjoyed your hole, and your enthusiasm.It was the last thing Crocodile expected to see, when he returned from his trip deeper into the cave to see what else was inside, checking there were no other beasts that posed a risk. You were riding Doflamingo eagerly, and Crocodile could see the imprint of the freak’s cock distending your stomach, you were moaning so loudly he wasn’t sure how he hadn’t heard it sooner. Crocodile hesitated for a moment, tempted to creep away again so he didn’t need to have a conversation with either party, but then Doflamingo spotted him.“Come on Croccy, don’t be a prude. Take a seat, and watch. If you’re good, maybe I’ll let you get a piece.” He wanted to refuse, he wanted to walk away, but he was hypnotised by the sight of you taking cock so eagerly, the view of Doflamingo’s dick disappearing inside you as if it wasn’t nearly a quarter of the size of you, like it was no difficult task.“Have a drink.” He offered, shaking the bottle in Crocodile’s direction while the other hand rested possessively on your ass. He certainly needed the drink.Crocodile, though reluctant, closed the distance to take the bottle, and drank from it as you both had before him, and the moment it slipped past his lips, he knew it was a mistake.“What did you do to it?” He demanded.“Oh, just added a little something to help us have fun.” Doflamingo replied with a wave of his hand, dismissive as his laughter filled the cave.“What the fuck did I just drink?” As time passed, Crocodile was quickly becoming hot, even by his standards, his cock twitching with attention as it hadn’t been before. “A herbal additive.” The blonde said, his glasses slipping down to reveal mischievous eyes to match the shit eating grin on his face. Never had Crocodile wanted to punch him so badly, but he just couldn’t, he was quickly being crippled by his need. As his hand trembled, Crocodile carefully removed his clothes, item by item, using just his hand to avoid ripping anything, his hook hand just couldn’t be trusted when he was shaking so much. Shaking from attempting to resist.“You look so good like this Croccy, doesn’t he pet?” Doflamingo asked, turning your head to face your boss. It took a second for the haze to clear enough that you could actually process the sight in front of you, but as Crocodile started to stroke himself through the fabric of his underwear your hole tightened and your orgasm washed over you. Doflamingo only laughed as he began to piston his hips again. A flush coloured Crocodile’s cheeks, both from the warmth of his body and the lust that came from watching you be ruined on another man’s dick, and yet it was seeing him nude and observing you that caused you to cum. Crocodile’s hand slipped beneath the waistband of his underwear, travelling downward to finger his folds, gathering the wetness and bringing it back up to ease the glide of his hand over his dick. Your eyes were fixed on his movements, which only served to make him wetter. It should’ve been him ruining you like that, but instead it was that ridiculous oversized bird. Crocodile didn’t need to see the entire interaction to know Doflamingo hadn’t been gentle, not the way he would’ve been himself. He would’ve worshipped you the way that you deserved, taken his time to take you apart piece by piece, orgasm by orgasm, then put you back together with soothing words and gentle hands. Not like this. Not that he wouldn’t enjoy ruining you too, no he’d imagined you in just about every scenario, but for the first time he would’ve liked to have been soft and gentle with you. “Don’t tell me you’re jealous I got there first?” Doflamingo taunted, clearly more than aware that he was right. He leaned down to press possessive, open mouthed kisses across your jaw and down your neck. Crocodile grunted, not glorifying his words with a response, instead silently continuing to stroke himself, imagining that it was him in Doflamingo’s place.“It’s alright, once I’m done, I’ll let you have a turn. If you’re big enough that is, they might not want you once I’m finished.” He said, attempting to goad Crocodile into a response, but again he went ignored. There was a long near-silence, filled only with the sound of skin slapping against skin and your moans and whines as you continued to eagerly ride Doflamingo for further release, and he sucked hickeys onto your neck.“Or, since you plan on being a little brat, maybe I’ll let you just sit and watch and cum on your own fingers instead, and you can watch as I fuck them over and over, breed them, all just for warmth of course, and when they come home with me to Dressrosa instead of with you, it’ll be for totally unrelated reasons of course.” That was the final straw for Crocodile, who stood and lost the remaining clothes he’d been wearing, being his socks and underwear, and approached the pair. Rather than interacting with you, like Doflamingo had been expecting, Crocodile pushed him with surprising force against a rock that he’d previously been leaning against to relax while you rode him, and then Crocodile lowered himself and sat on Doflamingo’s face. It wasn’t the response he’d been expecting, but he was more than pleased with it.Doflamingo’s hands disappeared from your skin to instead grip Crocodile’s hips, holding him still while his long tongue disappeared into the man’s pussy, eagerly devouring him. Crocodile grunted, roughly gripping Doflamingo’s hair, which only made the man moan against his core, clearly enjoying the rough treatment. A dark chuckle escaped Crocodile, which made Doflamingo buck his hips against his will, serving to make you moan. He realised after a moment of confusion, that Doflamingo was eagerly breathing in Crocodile’s musky smell, his large dick resting across his face. He looked like he was drunk, and he supposed it would make sense if Doflamingo had drank from the same bottle you and him both had. Crocodile took Doflamingo’s glasses off and tossed them aside so he could watch as the larger man’s eyes rolled back with pleasure. He lifted himself up for just a moment when the bird’s face began to flush a deep red from lack of air, and then with a strangled moan and a desperate grip on Crocodile’s ass, he came. He filled your hole with cum which made you moan loudly in turn, eagerly working him through his orgasm, fucking yourself with his cock harder, your nails leaving dark red lines across Doflamingo’s chest.“Pathetic.” Crocodile spat, standing and stepping away to look at you.You looked incredible, eyes half lidded, the fat of your thighs rippling each time you made contact with Doflamingo’s hips, and your knees red and almost raw from the contact with the dirt floor of the cave. “Ah, I know what I want to do with you.” He leaned down and pressed his lips to yours, his tongue slipping into your mouth alongside your own, dancing together as you huffed heavy breaths out through your open mouths. “Please,” you whined when he pulled away, gripping his forearm to stop him going far, “please, sir.” “Please what, darling?” He asked in a low rumble, already eager to return to his previous position to get some relief.“Let me suck you, please, wanna make you feel good.” Crocodile had harboured his growing feelings for you for some time now, so it took a massive amount of control to take a breath, and move slowly as he stood to his full height again in front of you. He took himself in hand, barely a second later you were on him, eagerly sucking him, followed by a lewd moan. Doflamingo whimpered from the overstimulation, which prompted Crocodile to turn and look back at him.“I didn’t say you were done.” And with that, Doflamingo was sitting up and spreading Crocodile’s cheeks, nose pressed against his ass so his tongue could push into his folds, licking up his juices eagerly.When a finger joined the tongue inside Crocodile, he grunted, taking care to stay as still as possible to avoid choking you, though you were taking him in your throat like a champ. Doflamingo’s free hand gripped his hip, holding him still as if he’d read Crocodile’s mind. It took just a minute more for Crocodile to be cumming, and Doflamingo practically growled, lapping the juices up like a man starved. He stepped away, and pulled you up to your feet, sitting back on one of the flat rocks you’d been using as a chair, and sat you in his lap.“Go on darling, let me show you how a real man fucks.” He whispered in your ear, and you nodded eagerly, even though your hole was raw and tender, your mind needed more, you couldn’t resist saying yes to more, especially from Crocodile. Doflamingo eagerly fisted his cock in the background, watching as you lowered onto Crocodile’s dick slowly, and then he began to rock his hips. He was smaller than Doflamingo, but he was fucking you rather than just letting you ride, and he knew just how to move to make you see stars, and you were cumming almost immediately. Crocodile looked over your shoulder to smirk at Doflamingo, then stood with ease, taking you with him, pushing him even deeper inside you. He lifted you with ease, large hands resting on your ass and back to support you as Crocodile continued to fuck into you, bouncing you with ease, allowing Doflamingo to see every inch, watch as your flesh rippled from the force, and as Crocodile disappeared inside you.Crocodile came again like that, quickly coming to be overstimulated, but like hell he was going to stop when he finally had you. Doflamingo came over his hand and chest, panting heavily, but he still couldn’t tear his eyes away, the view was much too nice for that. Your eyes rolled back into your head, nails digging into Crocodile’s skin, and though he could’ve allowed it to turn to sand and prevent injury, he chose not to, letting you draw blood for the enjoyment of it. Doflamingo appeared at his back, licking the blood away, large cock pressing at his hole.“Insatiable.”“It’s the sake. That’s why we’re all so needy.” Doflamingo replied, even as he mindlessly rutted against Crocodile, tip dragging through his wet folds, driving him mad.“Fine. Pathetic brat.” Crocodile said after a moment, and Doflamingo whined as he pushed himself into Crocodile’s hole, filling him up with ease, his own juices and Doflamingo’s saliva easing the way. As Doflamingo desperately thrusted into Crocodile, it caused enough force to keep Crocodile fucking into you with much less work.“You’re taking it so well, darling. Can you give me one more, hm? Can you cum on my dick one more time?” He asked you, pulling you upward so he sunk all the way inside, his tip pressing against you in the perfect spot, making you practically scream.“Yes! Yes- please- like this. Fuck me like this.” And somehow, he did, despite Doflamingo still fucking into him hard and fast, he fucked you like that, with your chests pressed together, your mouth on his neck, biting, sucking and kissing.It wouldn’t be just one more, you all knew that, but you didn’t care. You just needed to cum again, and again, and again.By the time you were all done, the storm had long since been over, and you’d been awake all night. Whatever Doflamingo had used, you’d all drank far too much of it, and now you were drained and exhausted.“We need to get back to the cabin.” You muttered, still huffing like you’d run a marathon.“Good idea, we can go again in that huge bed Croccy has been hogging.”“Absolutely not. We can shower, eat, and rest.” Crocodile said firmly, pushing Doflamingo’s head back down to suck his dick.“I could go again, after a snack.” You said with a shrug, smirking at Crocodile.“Well, maybe one more then.”“I brought toys.” Doflamingo said with a smirk, moving down to bury himself in Crocodile’s folds again.“Well then, we definitely need to go at least a few more.” You said, offering the sake to Crocodile. He sighed and pressed it to his lips, taking another sip. It was going to be a very long few days.