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Cast and their counterparts:
Millie as Tiana
Moxxie as Prince Naveen
Valentino as Dr. Facilier (demon form as his shadow)
Stella and Andrealphus as the Fenner Brothers (or siblings in this case)
Chazwick Thurman as Lawrence
Lin as Tiana's mother
Joe as Tiana's Father
Alastor and overlords as the Friends on the other side
Lucifer Morningstar as Eli la Bouff
Charlie Morningstar as Charlotte la Bouff
Blitzo (the O is silent) as Louis
Asmodeus as Mama Odie (or Papa Ozzie in this case)
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I sighed, wiping the sweat off my brow. It may come as a shock to most people, but creating a pocket dimension no matter how small takes a tremendous amount of effort, like running a 10k with hundred-pound weights on your limbs. Though, just like like a run, after you've finished there always comes that satisfying sense of accomplishment.Looking around I took a moment to admire my handy work, comfy accommodative seats, full access snack and drink bar, a stunning art deco decor, and a massive literally silver screen with an advanced sound system.Smirking, I knew it was time to get this show on the road."Alright, time to fill some seats," With a snap of my fingers a large assortment of portals opened up from the ceiling, followed by the loud cacophony of individuals suddenly finding themselves in freefall.This was also where I found out that I miscalculated my portal placement because instead of everyone landing neatly in their designated seats from each of the portals, they all instead funneled into one singular portal.Right on top of the snack and drink bar, "Uh oh."In a matter of seconds, a massive pile of people crashed into the now destroyed table, drinks, and popcorn scattering everywhere from the impact. The unfortunate guests, now covered sauces and colas, let out a collective of swears and groans as they landed."What in the unholy fuck just Happened!?" Husk yelled out, his fur matted in caramel.Angel Dust crawled out of the pile, "I'm used to being covered in sticky shit at work, but at least there was an on sight shower."Get your bloody slimy off of me you mucking dickhead!" Cherri yelled, currently pinned under Sir Pentious."Minions! Help me out!""Alastor!?" Vox shouted as he saw his arch-nemesis."Ugh so filthy!" Niffty exclaimed."Emily!""I'm alright sera," Emily exclaimed."Stolas get your feathered ass out of my face!" Blitzo exclaimed, stuck under Stolas, which was weird cause normally it was the other way around.It took about a half hour until everyone found their wits, though now they were covered in confections and surgery drinks. Moxxie, Vaggie, and Asmodeus fretted over their respective partners checking them for any injuries as the Overlords and angels dusted themselves off, their clothes soaked in sweets and popcorn butter.After everyone regained their bearings, they noticed me, awkwardly smiling in the most apologetic way I could think of, and before I could get a word in suddenly everyone had their weapons out and pointed toward me, spears, swords, guns, and magic both holy and hellish found purchase aimed towards me."Nope, none of that!" I snapped my fingers again and in an instant their weapons disappeared and their powers became inert. Though to make up for the horrid landing I also vanished the assortment of condiments and drinks that stained their figures."Look sorry for the rough landing, that was completely my fault but if you please let me explain I can clear this whole situation up." I then started giving the group the run down of what I was, what I was doing, and why I brought them here, safe to say the reactions were mixed.But seeing as they had no choice in the matter, they all decided to just suck it up and take their seats.I appeared in front of the screen, "Now it's time to tell a story, a story of magic and romance set in the shining jewel of Louisiana, New Orleans."Quite a few perked up as I set the stage, Moxxie and Charlie gushing with starry eyes, even Alastor perked up, his ears twitching slightly as he heard the name of the city of his old living life, a cool and curious smile crept into in face, "well now, consider my attention gained."
With a smirk I teleported to the back row, the lights of the theater dimmed, as the screen lit up, "Its show time."