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It's been weeks since their duties as PreCures ended. Niko Garden is safe, the wolves are now their friends, and they can talk to each other forever thanks to their wish and love for one another.Komugi, Iroha, and their friends are hanging out at their house. As usual, they are having fun together. However..."WONDERFOOLS!"Lately, they've been bugged by an older man from another town who keeps showing up at the front of their houses, mocking loudly whenever he had the chance, calling Komugi a "dumbass" and Iroha a "bimbo". Satoru was not happy about his girlfriend being called like that.Suddenly, Yuki storms out of the house. She had enough. Countless times had her peaceful naps have been interrupted by that man. She gestures the others to follow her and to confront him.The man gave Komugi and Iroha a condescending look. "Wonderful! Friendy! You two are nothing but a bunch of total idiots! The other PreCures must be embarrassed of how many times they must call you out for your incompetence!""Funny. I don't remember any of them doing such things." Yuki replied."She's right! We've encountered so many other PreCures when we were still one, and all they did is being nice to us!" Mayu added. "We even helped them when they're fighting monsters!""It was fun, wan!" Komugi happily added."Bullshit!" The man denied. "All that you two do are saying 'Fighting is wrong'! It's like you can't comprehend what a simple PreCure member do to solve a monster attack!"Yuki sighed in annoyance. She feels like the universe send this weirdo just because it can't forgive her previous actions for the sake of protecting Mayu.Iroha sighed as well before speaking, "It's just our way of battling our monsters. The Garugarus and Gaogaons are just animals that rampaged because they're suffering and have no control under their state. Attacking them only deepens their suffering even further. And even that, we would never interfere others from doing the right thing.""But there are already animals that-""Became monsters, we know. They explained how those monsters they fight are different from the monsters we fight. How the animals are just simply trapped inside the darkness and evil of those monsters, which means physical attacks won't affect or harm those animals inside."The man only scoffs. "That's a load of crap, you little bim-""WOULD YOU STOP CALLING HER THAT?!" Satoru shouted."Oh please. You could do better than her. Find someone more decent, like Za-""No! I will not be reminded of those vile fanfics of yours! I am a minor, and so are the rest of the people in it!""Pfft, I only write what I feel. What's wrong with that?""You might get arrested. Or reported." Yuki bluntly replied.The man scoffed again, and stares at Komugi and Iroha again. "One of these days, you two will almost dying from even the most simple enemy general.""Almost dying, maybe. But we won't give up on doing what's right! Just like any PreCure would!" Komugi replied."Now, you better get lost before we'd have to put a restraining order on you." Yuki hissed.The man growled and stormed off. The others then walked backed into the house.ENDIf you're wondering, this is a callout of Thefallen1986, a petty bastard who keeps making smutfics of underaged characters and hatefics of WonPre, even after it ended. If he can do it, then so can I.Seriously, that creep needs to move on.