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Suddenly, Nikita came from the staircase, but Felix was unable to kick him off because of his weight. Nikita gets really mad and pulls out a machine gun from his pocket, shooting Felix in the foot. Felix grabs one of his most legendary weapons – the BOXCUTTERS! – and threatens Nikita with it, but that doesn't work. Then, Leo grabs some beer and throws it down the stairs, and Nikita jumps after it. "He's one good dog," Felix says, but as he turns around, he realizes Leo isn't even there. Was he imagining it all along? Could this be a dream? Is he just staring at his walls in his room again, hallucinating? He slaps himself and wakes up. Fuck, it WAS a dream. He goes out of his room and can't find his parents. Are they not home again today? FUCK YEAH! he says, as he starts jerking off in the kitchen sink, as always, only to turn around and see that his dad is there on the couch watching him. Felix quickly puts away his dick and looks at his dad. "Oh hey, I was just... washing my hands... yeah..." Felix says nervously."Your stuttering is just more proof of why you got a 2 in communications," his dad muttered. This filled Felix with rage. He poured alcohol all over their parents' living room and started a fire in the house. The 5 homeless jews from under the bed crawled out, screaming as they all turned to coal.Felix rolled his eyes, mumbling something about how he was doing God's work with this act. Suddenly, Mogyi texted him, asking if he wanted to "hang" in the shopping center. Felix was extremely hyped, but then Mogyi corrected themself to "hang out," and Felix was suddenly not happy at all, but he still went. Mogyi was going through all the stores, looking at the most expensive shit, while in reality, they could only afford a Capri Sun with their five forint silver coins. It was getting late, around 7:30, when Felix suddenly got a message on his phone with his whole address and a message that said, "This is for your actions, little boy))".Felix looked at it before starting to text Nikita, but his Wi-Fi disappeared. He told this to Mogyi, and Mogyi wished Felix would get caught and molested. They quickly left the shopping center. Felix spotted some black figures on the street, but he didn't care. Suddenly, all he remembers is being in this stupid yellow room with a long, long staircase. His fat-ass hamster Artyom was there, and his half-humanoid friend, Mogyi, too. Suddenly, people he knew started appearing on the staircase, and he kicked all of them out before a voice said that if he wanted another person in his room, he would have to kick Mogyi down the staircase too. He did it, no regrets.Suddenly, Leo spawned in behind him. Felix wasn't paying much attention to his surroundings because his hamster had stolen his shoe and was now eating it. He didn't even notice when Leo put his hand on Felix's crotch. Felix jumped up and yelled, "ERM, ACTUALLY, THAT AREA WAS MARKED WITH TURQUOISE, WHICH MEANS YOU CAN ONLY TOUCH ME THERE WITH YOUR TONGUE, please."Leo blinked a few times, looking like a lizard under a lamp in a zoo store, although usually lizards don't self-harm, but that's besides the point. Felix tried getting his shoe back, but his hamster bit his finger off. Leo started sucking on Felix's bleeding joint."Niggawhat," thought Felix to himself. It wasn't the surprise – as this was totally something Leo would do – but rather the pain. Felix was feeling a tingling sensation through his whole body as Leo kept sucking on the blood. He was like a statue: no movement, no thoughts, he just stood there and felt weird feelings. He looked at the stump of his finger, then Leo's lips, then the hamster, who was now chewing on the part of his finger that fell off like a corn on the cob. Felix was overwhelmed by the situation. He didn't understand what was going on, and he suddenly ejaculated. Thank god he had pants on... UNTIL HE DIDN'T, BECAUSE THE HAMSTER TOOK THEM OFF and started licking the cum off the pants. While Leo was going from sucking on the finger to licking his whole hand and going up even to his wrist scars, desperately licking away. Felix felt like he was surrounded by two dogs, which wasn't too far from reality. The hamster had started cumming too, and before Leo and Felix could notice, he was already climbing up on Felix's bare legs. Felix was WHIMPERING. He felt the pain as the hamster tried to climb up, and his nails got stuck in his keloid scars, effectively ripping them all open again. Felix couldn't handle it anymore. He grabbed the hamster and Leo and threw them both on the ground. They were both scared. All they saw was Felix, half-naked and without pants, in boxers, with bleeding thighs and wrists and hands shining with Leo's saliva. They did not know what was going to come next, and oh boy, they could never have known."ONE OF YOU IS GETTING RAPED WHILE THE OTHER IS GETTING ABSOLUTELY FLAT." Felix glared at Leo and the hamster before starting to quote German people who want migrants out, "AUSLÄNDER RAUS," chanted Felix as he ripped the clothes off Leo. I wonder who's getting molested. Before fucking Leo, Felix tickled his hamster, making him lay extremely flat. He was so silly, his eyes looked like they were about to fall out. They were black and round. Tell me, are your tapioca pearls worth it? Anyways, Felix turned his attention back to Leo and started caressing him, by this I mean pulling his skin off. Leo blinked in Morse code, blinking Felix's full legal name, but Felix doesn't know Morse code so he's safe. For the most part. He started biting down on Leo's ass, before pulling out a knife and a fork.
"Can I eat your ass?" IS THAT A 1 LUNATIC 1 ICE PICK REFERENCE???
Anyways, Felix stopped joking around and slid his dick into Leo's asshole.
This action made Leo turn into a full-ass femboy. He had thigh highs, a skirt, hell, even a Monster in his hands. Felix didn't bother much, I mean if there is a hole there is a goal... No, that's corny, kill yourself.
Felix started brutally thrusting into Leo, forcing the hamster to watch. His black beady tapioca eyes were, to be honest, better off rolling away and getting eaten. After a few minutes (spin the wheel to find out how many), Felix came into Leo's ass.
After 4 years, Felix and Leo got married and Leo gave birth to a child. Well, he didn't really, he just stole some gypsy kid from down the street but don't tell Felix or he'll beat the kid to death for being darker than a normal person. Heh.
AUSLÄNDER RAUS