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alastor wakes up on a rainy morning in his warm bedsheets. he's not quite happy about having.. crushes. but he does, he really does have a crush. on... lucifer morningstar himself. the devil. alastor gets up and gets dressed for the day, straightening his hair from its naturally curly form, which he absolutley hates with his whole existence. it's probably one of the only things he hates about himself, besides his deer features. he walks into the lobby of the hazbin hotel and walks over to the bar to say hello to husker. (he doesn't understand that husk really doesn't like him and just thinks its a bad mood)"hello, husker!" alastor chirps happily, his arms resting behind his back as his ears perk up. husk rolls his eyes, as if he already knew alastor was going to come by and fuck with him."hey," husk replies grumpily, taking a sip of his already half gone whiskey. it's his first of the day, and it's 7 am. alastor raises an eyebrow, chuckling slightly."good morning to you, too, good fellow!" alastor adds, walking away springily. he goes to find charlie, which he wants to become more of a father figure to her than lucifer is, although his crush. he walks to the parlor and finds charlie holding keekee, her cat. he smiles at her, his ears pointed slightly backwards, showing he's happy."hey, alastor!" charlie greets him gladly, standing up and waving with a big smile on her face. alastor walks over, ruffling her hair which sort of irritates her since her hair is so perfectly done. alastor looks around the room, his eyes focusing on the television... which is on. angel dust is watching one of his own porns. alastor's ears flatten against his head as he walks over to the tv, turning it off and grabbing his staff out of thin air. he makes a buzzing noise as he makes his shadow smash the tv. both angel and charlie become upset."the fuck was that for?" angel asks, pissed off. alastor looks at him, his grin widening slightly."well, angel dust, i strongly dislike any modern technology, surely you know that," alastor replies, looking at charlie with a look that says 'you can't scold me for this, i do what i want in this hotel.'"alastor, maybe you could.. nicely ask for angel to turn it off?" charlie asks, smiling at alastor like he's a little boy who just got into trouble. alastor raises an eyebrow, not considering that for a proper choice. he walks away to go by his daily business as he usually does. he has an overlord meeting today, it's about how to avoid exorcists.