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It had been a year since the events with the ghost known as Beetlejuice happened. Him trying to marry Lydia again for the second time. She herself had tried to date again but it never seemed to work out either because the man she was dating just was using her like Rory did or they just didn't click. Lydia was craving someone that would fulfill her deepest desires that she kept secret for so many years. But who could give her what she wanted. It was her birthday, and she was 53, she knew it was going to be a boring birthday, or was it?
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Beetlejuice had reluctantly gone back to running his bio-exorcist business without his employees while he waited for the afterlife police to round them up. He had let Lydia send him back even though she broke his heart because he knew she wasn't ready to accept him as her husband yet. So here he was waiting yet again hoping she would eventually be ready to finally be his. He looked at his calendar and realized it was her birthday. She was what? 53? Yes... He snapped his fingers and sent her a gift and a card for her birthday like he had every year even if he never signed them. He also always sent her something for Valentine's Day, Christmas and their first Wedding anniversary. Yes, as far as he was concerned, she was his wife since she was 16. He was just waiting for her to be ready to play her role.
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Astrid found the gift and card and went into the kitchen "Mom...you got these, not sure where they came from."
Lydia knew full well who they were from, I mean who else would send her things besides her Poltergeist. It's not like they weren't very nice gifts of things she liked. She always liked them but secretly. She takes the card and box from Astrid's hands "Thanks sweetheart." Astrid nods and leaves the room. Lydia opens up the card and it said happy birthday and wasn't signed and when she opened her gift, it was a sliver necklace with an onyx stone. She gasps of how pretty it really was and goes to the bathroom to try it on. She clasps it in place around her neck and stares at her refection, she closes her eyes and begins to feel hands rubbing gently on the sides of her neck, then pulls slightly on the necklace chain, pulling against her throat, not enough to choke her but enough to get her attention and a whisper come to her ear saying "Mine..." she gasps and opens her eyes, still standing alone. Her imagination was getting the best of her she thought.
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Beetlejuice didn't know if Lydia had kept the cards or the gifts, but he always put a lot of thought into them hoping she would like them. He may have been dirt poor in life but as a poltergeist he could give Lydia anything... Well... almost anything. When he had made the deal to marry her, he had every intention of spoiling her and taking much better care of her than her parents had been. He hadn't been in love with her back then, but he had every intention of being a good husband to her and in time he had hoped that they could come to love each other. It was the way shit worked when he was alive. Marriages were arranged for money or status so they had started no different, but he could see himself loving her in time. Sure, enough he had fallen and hard. He just hoped she liked her gift. He put his glasses on and went back to reading contracts wondering how long it was going to take to at least get some of his shrinkers back. He wished he had Bob back. There was a good employee who did what he was asked. He was going to do something extra special to Delores for him if her runs into her again. He had thought getting married again would release him from Delores but alas no. The mortal he married has to love him back and Delores had to be destroyed. He shook his head and pulled out a hand mirror and zapped it with a little juice. He concentrated on Lydia to find himself behind her in the bathroom. He smiled broadly as he realized she was wearing his gift. He caressed her and whispered "Mine..." Then he was out of time with their link and was back in his boiler room office smiling that dopey smile. He had hope and that's all he needed.
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Lydia tried to shake off the feeling of hands on her neck, she tried to focus on just making dinner for her and Astrid, which was just some spaghetti, nothing fancy. "Mom you aright, you seem quiet."
Lydia looks up and smiles "Yeah, just need more sleep, I think. Don't worry, is the pasta cooked to your liking?"
Astrid nods "Yeah, it's good. I'm looking at colleges to apply too."
"Well, that's good, I'm glad you want to go." Lydia sighs and goes back to eating her food.
After Lydia cleans up the plates and goes upstairs to her room. She gets into her nightgown and lays across her bed "Please..." she whispers softly.Beetlejuice can sense Lydia's yearning but he's not sure what she's yearning for and besides there isn't much he can do from where he is to help her. He snapped his fingers and sent a message hoping that she would get it.It doesn't take her long to respond his whispers, she closes her eyes and says the words, not even thinking about what she was saying "Beetlejuice...Beetlejuice...Beetlejuice."Beetlejuice feels the crackling of a summons and concentrates on it and is cackle before being thrown into his destination realizing it was Lydia. He came in with a cold whoosh of air and a cackle. Then he spread his arms wide and seductively said, "Daddy's home!!"She gasps and sits up fast, staring at him in both fear and excitement. Her heart was pounding a mile a minute. Her mouth opens like she wants to speak but nothing comes out.Beetlejuice looks at her in surprise when she says nothing but teleports to sit right next to her and says, "What's the matter, honey? Cat got your tongue?" He turns into a dirty black and white striped cat chewing on a wiggling tongue."I was...just talking to myself..." she lies, trying hide that she wanted him there.Beetlejuice let go of the tongue and rubbed against her legs as he purred, "I see. Ya were just summoning me to yourself and forgot it actually summoned me? That's a pity since I was happy ta see ya." He pattered away and sat at the end of the bed like a rejected cat before changing back into his human form."Well, what am I to say, that I actually missed you after what happened...or that I need you and crave you, that I think of different ways you could please me and the fact I like when you touch me when you're not really here? Nope I won't do it." she says in a rush, but knew she already said too much. Pink raises in her cheeks, and she looks off elsewhere.Beetlejuice snorted, "Sounds like ya already did, Lyds but go ahead and keep on burying yourself in denial. Sooner or later, you'll admit ya want a piece of my hot dead body. If nothing else, I will tell ya that my sandworm is a good size and much more talented than your breather models." He was covering his hurt at being rejected yet again with perverse humor. He had gotten up and started a kind of seductive motion with his hand that moved down from his neck over his beer belly like it was a hot item to have to his crotch which he squeezed and honked twice before disappearing in a puff of smoke to go lick his hurt feeling in peace away from her.Lydia lets out a deep breath, she really didn't want him to leave "Fuck..." she says to herself.
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A few hours tick by so slow for Lydia, wondering if he would come back suddenly. She had even taken a shower and got back in her nightgown again, but this time she was wearing her red silky nightgown. She couldn't stand it anymore and went ahead and called him again "Beetlejuice..."Beetlejuice went back to the roadhouse and his bedroom falling face first on his bed in depression. He just laid there for hours miserable. He heard his name and wasn't going to answer it, but he realized it was Lydia. He cursed himself because he would ALWAYS go when she called. He gave himself a couple of minutes to pull himself together and hide his feelings before disappearing from his room and reappearing in hers. He sighed, "Ya called, honey?"She turns to him and has tears in her eyes, her bottom lip is bleeding from her chewing on it too hard.Beetlejuice suddenly noticed she was crying, and her lip bleeding. He growled, "What happened? Who hurt ya, Lyds? I'll fucking kill them!"She walks up to him slowly and is standing close in front of him "I just been thinking...and I decided to fully submit to you and be your...wife."Beetlejuice probably could imagine he looked like someone just sucker punched him in the face. He was gobsmacked. He was completely speechless which was a feat for a manic poltergeist with diarrhea of the mouth. He just stood there dumbfounded so long if it was a cartoon, you could hear crickets chirping.Lydia undoes her robe and let's it fall so he can see her closer fitting silk nightgown, it showed her nipples through the fabric, her curves and the tops of her breasts. "I'm sorry I've made you wait so long... I do need you and there's thing's about me no man has ever been close to satisfying or fulfilling in my life." she sighs deeply "Take me, I'm yours."Beetlejuice rubbed the back of his neck as he grunted in surprise, "Welp, that's... wasn't expecting that.""As for my lip bleeding, I did that to myself...I've been so full of stress, getting into bad habits." she admits, looking away.Beetlejuice sighed, "I... fuck... why now? I ain't in the mood ta be fucking used again.""What can I do to convince you?" she asks, her fingers are playing with his tie.Beetlejuice sighed, "I... Fuck... I don't even have a clue. All I know is that I don't wanna be sent back again after ya back out on another promise, Lydia."She grabs his lapels of his jacket and pulls him against her, kissing him hard and slowly pulls away to look in his eyes "I'll never send you back again...I need you...always."
the moment her lips touched his, is when she feels the spark between them, and she didn't want it to end.Beetlejuice grunts and mentally says fuck it before diving into the kiss and pushing her back against the pillows.Lydia wraps her arms around him the best she can, rubbing her hands gently up and down his back as they kiss. It felt so natural being with him now, like it was meant to be.Beetlejuice buried his nose in her hair and nipped at her neck while he tried to remember to keep most of his weight off of her body, so he didn't crush her. He could make himself weightless for her, but he didn't think she would like that since she was a breather and breathers aren't weightless. Although he had to admit the feeling of his soft beer belly rubbing against her body felt nice even if they did still have clothes on. Although technically whatever he wore was a part of his essence, so he was basically just giving the allusion of being dressed for decency. He learned that a couple hundred years in when he learned he could change out of his death clothes. His face and body were a 'default' form that he couldn't change but his clothes he could and being a poltergeist, he could change his appearance for a short time but would revert back to his human form automatically when he changed back. He mentally slapped himself because he wandered off track again, so he went back to sucking on Lydia's neck and started squeezing her perfect hand sized tits.Her leg wraps around the back of his thigh, bringing lower halves closer and rubbing against each other. She pushes her mound against his large bulge in his pants, desperately trying to get friction. She makes a small whine in his mouth. She had no idea she was that needy until now.Beetlejuice grunted and snapped his fingers changing his appearance to naked and sat back long enough to hike her nightgown up to her waist. He slipped two fingers in her entrance and started fucking her with them while he found her clit in her mound and rubbed his thumb against it. He kept speeding up until he felt her fall over the edge into 3 orgasms and she was soaked. He then lined his dick up with her entrance and slowly pushed inside since he was quite large.She gasps when she feels him finally inside her, it felt right and filled her up perfectly. Better than any other man she'd been with. She moaned deeply, holding onto him tightly as he moved "Ooh I'm yours..."Beetlejuice started slow but as she adjusted to his size and movement, he increased his speed until he was pounding relentlessly into her and her walls tightened around him as she came. He followed shortly after with a grunt as he thrust balls deep inside her and filled her with jets of cold cum.Lydia was so spent from it all, she never had sex like that ever in her life, it took every last bit of energy she had. After she kisses his lips, she suddenly passes out, with her head falling back. She looked so peaceful, she almost looked dead like him.
Beetlejuice panicked and yelped, "Lydia?!" He listened to her chest, and she was breathing and seemed to have a strong heartbeat, so he tried to calm down and relax. He gently pulled out of her and sat next to her and conjured a Neitherworld times newspaper and his reading glasses. He just read it while he waited.
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Next morning...
Lydia had slept through the night and when she wakes up, she feels very rested. She looks over and sees Beetlejuice lying beside her with his eyes closed and she smiles at his face, she leans in and gives him a soft kiss.Beetlejuice smiles back and opened his eyes. He rasped, "I wondered when ya would wake up, honey. I was starting ta get a bit worried. I know I am a good lay but I was hoping I didn't kill ya.""Nah, but I was dead tired from you being a good lay." she giggles, running her fingers softly through his crazy hair.Beetlejuice sat up a bit against the pillows and reached for a pack of cigarettes and lit one. He took a drag and asked, "So... now what? Am I going ta get the shaft again?"Lydia snuggles up to his side and rubs her hand up and down his chest with a contented sigh "No, but I'll play with your shaft later." she jokes.Beetlejuice snorted in amusement and surprise. He replied, "Well... Ya still can surprise me. I thought ya would be sending me packing by now since ya got what ya wanted from me.""I told ya I'm not sending you back again and I meant it."Beetlejuice blew smoke out before he replied, "All right. I'll take your word for now. Then if ya ain't gonna send me back then what do ya intend ta do with me?"Lydia looks up at eyes "I intend to keep you." she leans in closer and gives him a kiss.Beetlejuice sighed, "Forgive me but I don't know what exactly ya mean by keep me. What am I supposed to be? Your fuck buddy? House maid? Genie of the fucking lamp??"She chuckles and slips out of bed, putting her robe on "Want some pancakes?" she asks him, ignoring the question. She seemed like she was playing around by how she was acting.Beetlejuice snorted, "Sure. Why not. Ain't had nothing ta eat but bugs for 600 years. May as well try something different."
After going downstairs Lydia makes some pancakes for the 3 of them. Astrid walks into the room and first thing she sees is Beetlejuice sitting at the table with a robe on, her eyes get wide "Oh my...Mom, you do know, he's in our house again, right?"
Lydia chuckles lightly "Yes, he's here to stay now."Beetlejuice looked up over his reading glasses from his Neitherworld times paper and grunted, "Morning, kiddo. Sleep well?""I slept fine. Are you sleeping with my mother?" she asks, straight forwardly. "Astrid...Please." Lydia says, looking at her daughter like "Will discuss this later."Beetlejuice calmly replied, "Yup. So, if ya hear the bed rocking... don't come knocking if ya know what I mean.""Ew..." Astrid says simply, grabbing her plate of food and leaving the room. Lydia lets out a deep breath as she puts his plate on the table in front of him.Beetlejuice snorted, "Kids." He put down his paper and let his glasses hang on the cord around his neck as he tentatively tried a pancake. Soon as he realized he liked them he shoveled them down fast. He mumbled, "Thanks, babes. These are so much better than the shit we ate in my day.""I'm glad you like them." she suddenly makes this sound like she was holding back a sob.Beetlejuice heard a noise that sounded like a sob and looked up. He swallowed his food and pulled her into his arms and whined, "What I do wrong this time?""It's not you...I just wanted it to be better how I told Astrid about us... I feel like a bad mother." she cries into the crook of his neck.Beetlejuice sighed, "Ya ain't a bad mom. I spilled the beans so she would look at me as the bad guy... Well, that and I just ain't got no filter.""I should have told her my plans before I asked you to stay." she sighs, biting at her lip again.Beetlejuice sighed, "What would ya have done if she told ya no? Ya couldn't do it?""It wouldn't have mattered if she said no, since it's my decision but I just wanted it all to be revealed in a better way." she sniffs, a few more tears fall down her cheeks.Beetlejuice sighed, "I doubt it would have happened any better. We are not exactly ummm supposed ta be together if ya know what I mean. The living and the dead? Fucking? Freaks people out. Breathers get grossed out. The dead say it's technically forbidden but yet exists since there is a fucking handbook on it."She sits across his lap and lays hers head on his shoulder, nuzzling his neck "I don't care what anyone will say...I still want to be with you."Beetlejuice replied, "Hey. I'm down with that, babes. I'm just letting ya know ya might get shit about it is all."She kisses his non mossy parts of his neck with sweet mewl as Bob starts calling him.Beetlejuice grunts, "Shit. Sorry, babes. I'm being summoned. I'll need ta go for a bit. I'll be back in a bit. Promise." He gave her one more firm kiss before getting her to stand up before disappearing from her kitchen.
He had reappeared in the boiler room next to Bob in his striped suit. He wrapped his are around the shrinker's head and said, "Much as I enjoy your company and our chats... I'm trying ta spend time with my family. Please make it quick.""Just got some cases for ya to do is all, sorry I disturbed you, boss." Bob tells him.Beetlejuice sighed, "All right. What we got?""Oh, just the usual, husband wants revenge on his wife for cheating before he died, that kind of thing."Beetlejuice sighed, "That's an easy one. Ok. Next?""Uh..." Bob looks at the paperwork "Ghost possession. If you don't want any of these, I can cover for you, so you can spend time with Lydia."Beetlejuice sighed, "Thanks, Bob. But I should still do some of the work since I want ta be able ta spoil Lyds. Let me look 'em over and I'll go take care of them.""Alright. Take the easy one though, I insist."Beetlejuice took the stack and went through them before teleporting out to take care of all cases before coming back and finishing the paperwork before saying, "All the clients are done for now, Bob. I'm gonna head back ta, Lyds. Hold down the fort.""Sure, thing boss." Bob tells him before going to his desk.
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Beetlejuice reappeared in the kitchen and yelled, "Hey, Lyds! Daddy's home!! Where are ya, babes?!"Lydia runs into the room and jumps into his arms, kissing his face and his lips "I missed you!"Beetlejuice grunted in surprise but chuckled, "Ain't never had a welcome like that. It's kinda nice."She's still holding onto him, with her arms draped over his shoulders and her legs wrapped around his waist, right under his belly, she leans in again, kissing him with a lot of tongue involved "Get used to it."Beetlejuice chuckled, "Hmm. I could get used to this easy. Coming home so a beautiful little wife that can't resist my sexy body or wait ta see me? Oh yeah. My kinda life.""How about you take me right here on the table?" she asks him with a little smirk on her face.Beetlejuice growled, "Now that's what I like to hear." He placed he on the table and started passionately kissing her and running his hands through her hair. He could do so much more at one time, but he preferred the human way when it came to sex especially with his breather wife. He undressed her and saw she was not wearing and underwear under her dress and got a devilish grin on his face. He snapped his fingers, and his form shifted to naked, and he slipped a finger inside her finding she was definitely wet enough for him. He slid inside with complete ease and after a couple slow thrusts he took off at a face punishing pace making sure he hit her sweet spot with every inward thrust. He pushed her through 4 orgasms before he allowed himself to come releasing a heavy stream of cold cum inside her womb.Her head falls back against the table as she catches her breath. She looks up at him and says softly "I love you, Beetle."Beetlejuice is caressing her cheek and gets a goofy grin on his face and quietly replied, "I waited almost 30 years ta hear ya say that, Lydia.""I'm sorry I made you wait so long." she whispers in his ear.Beetlejuice replied, "It's all right. Least I am here now." He gently pulled out of Lydia and stood up straight. He snapped his fingers and the mess they made was cleaned up and they were dressed again. Granted he wasn't as put together as normal. His tie wasn't done, and his shirt was loose, and he decided to leave his boots off. Just to walk around barefoot. Luckily other than looking dirty and have a little moss at the ankles his feet looked fairly normal."I still feel foolish." she sighs deeply, fixing her skirt.Beetlejuice leaned against the archway with a hand in his pock and one foot crossed over the other. He was smoking a cigarette and asked, "Why?""For not giving you more of a chance...I think I was mostly listening to other people on the matter than listening to my own feelings."Beetlejuice flicked ashes off his cigarette and as usual they disappeared and replied, "Welp, the newly Deads ya loved so much didn't know nothing about me but what Juno told them. Ya we young and impressionable so I guess I can't really blame ya for most of it. Ya were brainwashed and drugged. The only thing that I was a bit hurt by was the second time that ya stood me up at the altar. I get it though. Ya still thought I was the bad guy.""I didn't really think you were a bad guy, it's just...I was thinking Astrid might not like it. But I should have asked her first."Beetlejuice shrugged and took a drag of his cigarette. He snorted, "My whole after like I was cursed ta never move on from the Nietherworld. That what happened when I killed Delores. Because she lost her immortality, she cursed me so I could never have peace. I imagine it's better than going ta hell at any rate but being what I am I can't help but bring fucking chaos wherever I go. It's part of what I was force ta become upon death. I get a thrill out of breather's fear and terror. That's candy to a poltergeist. So, in some ways...I am the bad guy. It just ain't all that I am.""I'll let you scare me once in a while, if that helps you." she smirks.He chuckled, "Nah. I got a business for that. But I will keep it in mind.""Are you done with work today or do you need to go back?"Beetlejuice replied, "Why? Ya want ta turn on the juice and see what shakes loose?" He stood up and swayed his hips while he grabbed his crotch in a suggestive manner."So soon, daddy?" she asks him with a chuckle.Beetlejuice growled, "Well well well. Ya like it when I call myself daddy. Do ya want me ta be your daddy, baby? Tell ya what ta do? Reward ya when ya are good? Punish ya when ya are...bad?"Lydia gets very pink in her cheeks, biting her lower lip again, she was clearly embarrassed "I...I..." she was joking at first but now when she thought about it, it turned her on.Beetlejuice hummed, "Hmm she's speechless.""Just trying not to be embarrassed because you're right, I do want that." she admits, chewing at her bottom lip again.Beetlejuice grinned wickedly and replied, "Well. I think I can make that work."Am I stranger for wanting something like that?" she asks, trying to make eye contact with him but failing.Beetlejuice chuckled, "Nah, babes. There are quite a few people that like the "Dom daddy" kind thing. It one of many different fetishes. Granted if someone ain't got any fetish of their own than yeah, they might be a little confused or put off but no ya are not alone at all. The hardest part is finding a partner who will be willing to take on the role ya need.""Yeah, those other guys I asked weren't into it." she puts her head down.Beetlejuice snorted, "Rory? Nah he was more like a manipulative control freak than a daddy. Don't remember much about the rest. Richard? He was more normal I suppose from what I recall. But I on the other hand am very open minded about playing just about any role ya want, babes. Being over 600 years old gives ya a lot of experience at being flexible.""No, I meant the other guys I tried to date awhile but it didn't work out." she sighs, looking sad again.Beetlejuice grunted, "Well. Fuck 'em. Ya got me now. Daddy's here and he ain't gonna go anywhere unless ya send him away.""I don't want to send you away... I need you now." she says as she hugs him.Beetlejuice replied, "Like I said I am here as long as ya want me here, Lyds.""Mmm kiss me." she lifts her face up with her eyes closed to meet his lips.Beetlejuice kissed her deeply before pulling away. He asked, "Where's Mini-Lyds?""Oh, I think she's in her room, listing music on her headphones most likely." she says, running her hands up and down his chest.Beetlejuice replied, "I was thinking maybe we could do something as a family? Try ta actually get ta know each other. Maybe we can order some take out, watch movies or something?""Sure, and if you want you can go talk to her alone sometime, maybe take her somewhere and have a real one on one with her."Beetlejuice replied, "That's not a bad idea. Maybe I can do that now." With a pop he disappeared from the living room and reappeared fully dressed in Astrid's bedroom.
Astrids lying on her bed and yes listening to her headphones with her eyes closed, she lets out a sigh "I sure hope you sanitized that table; people eat there, you know."Beetlejuice just lets out a cackle, "Ya are something else, kiddo. Don't worry. Between my juice and your mom's cleaning it's going ta be fine."She opens her eyes and takes her headphones off, looking straight at him "Is any part of the house safe?"Beetlejuice pretends to think and replies, "Not really... oh wait there is one place. Right here. I give ya my word I won't ever fuck ya mom in here."She raises her brow and says sarcastically "Gee, thanks I guess."Beetlejuice snorts, "You're welcome but no promises about anywhere else. That's not why I am here though. I wanted ta spend some quality time with ya.""Time with me..." she sighs "I think you're just doing this to score points with my mom, you know, Rory tried to do shit like this and failed miserably." she sits up more and gets more in his face "What makes you think you'll succeed?"Beetlejuice sighed, "I ain't fucking Rory. I help ya get rid of him. Fuck I sent that little homicidal maniac kid ta hell ta save ya. I ain't doing it ta score points with your mom either. I know it's gonna take time and effort, but I really want ta be a family."Astrid shrugs her shoulder's "Okay, I'll give you a chance."Beetlejuice said, "Okay. Good. So, what kinda shit do ya kids like these days?""Well first off, I'm not a kid. I'm a young adult. Second, I like going to the movies, eating out, listening to music and other junk I guess."Beetlejuice replied, "what's your favorite food? Movie? Play any games? Board games? Cards? Umm video games?""I like pizza okay, old sci-fi flicks. Games not so much. I'm also trying to get into a college at the moment."Beetlejuice said, "College? Whacha gonna study?"She shrugs "Don't know yet still trying to decide. Oh shit...look at the time, I got to go, I'm meeting a friend, seeya!" she grabs her bag and runs out of the room.Beetlejuice grabbed her arm as she tried to get past him. He said, "I hope you're going to be home for dinner tonight. I want us to start doing things together as a family so we can get to know each other better. Hell, I'll even answer some of your questions. Please just give it a shot? Ya might realize there's more ta me than whatcha see. Have fun with your friend and be careful. If ya need help just call." He let her arm go and patted her shoulder.She looks at the place he was holding her arm a second ago for a few moments and then backup at him "Sorry I already made plans for dinner."Beetlejuice sighed, "Then after tonight I would like us to start having dinner together as a family even if it's fucking take out unless agreed upon ahead of time, please. If we are going to be a family, we need to at least spend some time together as one and get to know each other. Ya agreed ta give me a chance well this is one of my requests for that. I want ta get ta know ya, kiddo. I know I ain't gonna replace your daddy and I don't wanna but I would like to try and be a dad to ya of some kind. I want ta be here when ya need one.""I'll think about it, Juicebox." she calls him as she leaves the room and goes downstairs to meet her friend in his car, driving off.
Beetlejuice snorts, "Juicebox? That's a first." He lights a cigarette and floats down the hall looking for Lydia downstairs.She's just watching tv with the big fleece blanket on her "Want to join me?" she asks, smiling.Beetlejuice shrugged and let his feet rest on the floor before sitting on the couch with Lydia. He sat there smoking and put his arm on the back of the sofa as an invitation if she wanted to lean on him.She snuggles up to him quickly with her head resting on his shoulder.He wrapped his arm around her shoulders and asked, "What we watching?""Smile. It's kind of freaky." she says yawning.Beetlejuice replied, "Okay." He laughed at so much it. He was surprised at some of the shit that was in it like how stupid are ya to hide behind a shed full of saws when a guy is trying to kill you with one?"Next time Astrid goes out, will you keep eyes on her, maybe?"Beetlejuice asked, "Why?""Well, her new friend is a guy. I just worry about her being out so late, you know. Not sure what she's doing."Beetlejuice growled, "No wonder she blew me off earlier. Yeah, I will start tailing her. Hell, I'll go find her.""Well, I just wat to know if she's safe is all. Don't be too pushy or she might run from you." she tells him.
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Next night...
Astrid went out again to see her guy friend named Eric, she went to his house, and they were hanging out in the bedroom, talking mostly, but things get heated quickly when she pounces him and they make out, rolling around on the bed.
Beetlejuice followed Astrid and found her at the boy's house. He realized that he was about to get a free show, so he floated outside the bedroom window and ate popped flies and beetles while he surveilled the two of them. He grumbled, "He better be good ta her and be wearing protection."
Astrid sits up on the bed and gets Eric to finger her, it goes on awhile but then she says, "Curl your fingers more and do it harder..." Eric listens and pushes in and out harder at her command "Ooh right there...Keep going like that..." she moans. Eric complains "My hand's starting to cramp up." Astrid makes this groan sound in her throat "I'm almost there... please don't stop...so close...mmm."
Beetlejuice lights a cigarette and has to adjust his pants. He couldn't help getting a hard on watching the show, but he'd be damned if he would jerk off, so he just watched and smoked.
Astrid suddenly gets flustered and mad "For fucks sake Eric, you're not doing it right, it's not hard and fast enough, fuck!" she gets him to pull his fingers out of her and she does it herself sitting back against the headboard, with her legs open, she moves her fingers at a brutal pace in and out of her soaked pussy. "Uuhh fuck! uuh!" she suddenly hits her peak, falling back against the pillows. Eric is dumbfounded; he seemed so clueless. Astrids hair is a wild mess and she's sweating. It was clear she liked it rough.
Beetlejuice snorted, "So... Mini-babes likes it rough... She better be careful about who she plays with though. Some play rough in and out of the bedroom..."
Astrid gets up from the bed and gets dressed "Eric you so need to watch those videos, you're lacking again."
Eric swallows hard "Yeah, okay...I'm just not used to this rough shit or the spankings or even the bits of bondage here and there."
Astrid laughs "Get used to it or I'm gonna slap you around more." she tells him as she leaves the house to walk home.
Beetlejuice was glad he chose to wear his guide outfit to follow her with, so he blended in the shadows better. He was hiding in them when she came outside because even invisible a medium can see a ghost. He flew at a distance behind her so she wouldn't see him and if she looked behind her, he teleported so she wouldn't see him. He started teleporting roof to roof for a while until he realized she was going home. He quickly teleported back to the living room where Lydia was watching Tv and changed to his normal striped suit, curling up with her smoking a cigarette like they had been together there all evening.
Astrid comes in the door and goes upstairs to her room. She sighs once she's in there, she had the funniest feeling she was being followed, she strips her clothing off and throws them in her hamper. She goes in the bathroom, turning on the shower, getting it warm.
Beetlejuice heard the shower go on and whispered, "She's fine. Least for now anyway. The boy is a fucking pansy but that's better than abusive. Her on the other hand... she's a wild cat. She will definitely wear the pants in any relationship she's in.""Maybe it's just a game to her at this point." Lydia suggests, leaning against his shoulder. "Thanks for seeing if she was alright."Beetlejuice replied, "No problem. Guess we'll just have to wait and see.""Mhm..." she falls asleep, as they watch some game show together.Beetlejuice sat and watched the fame show carding his fingers through her hair and smoking a cigarette while Lydia slept for a while.
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Astrid gets out of the shower finally and gets into her soft shorts and tank top for bed, she lays down on her bed and thinks about how horny she still was after what happened at Eric's house. So, she gets up and walks to the end of the bed and bends herself over it with her legs spread apart. She starts talking to herself as if she's talking to someone that's behind her, "Slip inside me you fucking asshole, give me what I want...give it to me hard." she bites her lip and she reaches down between her legs and rubs her clit fast, she moans into the mattress.
Beetlejuice was carrying Lydia to her room when her heard Astrid talking dirty. He gently put Lydia to bed and phased through Astrid door. He shook his head and phased back out before floating back downstairs to go outside for a bit.
It was a starry night outside and a little chilly but not too bad, while he's standing outside on the porch smoking his cigarette, suddenly he feels hands wrap around his waist and a warm body press into his back, the hands rub around his chest and belly and even his thighs.Beetlejuice snorted, "I just put ya ta bed."
The smell of Lydia's perfume is in the air around him and it's a little darker out, her nails scratch at his thighs and come down inward more to rub on his bulge through his stripped pants.Beetlejuice chuckled, "Ya really are insatiable."She walks around him, and he can see her body, but her face is in darkness. She jumps up into his arms and kisses him hard, sucking on his tongue as her legs are wrapped around his waist, pushing her mound against his bulge.Beetlejuice wrapped his arms around her to hold her before setting her back on the swing. He unzipped his pants to free his cock and fumbled with her skirt and smirked devilishly when he realized she had no underwear on. He felt her and was grateful she was soaked. He slid home easy and quickly hitting her sweet spot with every thrust. She moans deeply, digging her nails into his shoulder blades through his jacket, her nails seemed longer.He pounded into her hard and fast he used his magic to make an invisible hand grind on her clit while he claimed her, so she came a few times before he did. After the fourth time she came he released dead inside her with a very satisfied grunt and filled her womb with cold cum.
Suddenly the porch light comes on and Lydia's standing in the doorway with her robe on "Beetle, what are you doing out here. I thought you were coming to bed?" When he looks at the swing no one is there with him and he has his dick hanging out with a mess on the swing.Beetlejuice tries to hide his embarrassment by not facing her and rubbing the back of his neck. He stammered, "Uh Yeah. Be in shortly, Babes. Just having a cigarette and enjoying being outside a few minutes.""Okay, I'll be waiting for you." she hums and leaves to go upstairs.Beetlejuice waves and after she goes back inside, he snapped his fingers cleaning up the mess he made and put himself back in his pants before groaning, "What the fuck?! Am I going fucking crazy now?! That was fucking vivid especially when I know I didn't fucking conjure it up." He lit and smoked another cigarette calming his nerves before going back inside and to Lydia's room.
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Next morning Lydia was making some pancakes and Astrid walks into the kitchen "Morning..."
Lydia smiles Morning sweetheart, you sleep, okay?"
"Mhm slept like a rock." Astrid says getting juice from the fridge.Beetlejuice popped into the kitchen in his striped pirate pants and bathrobe open. It was kind of comical to see with his wild hair. Deep purple circles around his eyes, ratty old bath robe, beer belly hanging out, skintight striped leggings and a cigarette dangling from his mouth and half-moon glasses on his face and a paper in his hand."So, Astrid you doing anything today?" Lydia asks her.
"Mhm just going to the salon, I broke a nail somehow, no idea how though." Astrid sits at the table with her pancake.
"Aww that sucks. I'm sure they won't charge you much to get it replaced since it's just one nail." Lydia tells her.He popped in suddenly and right after they were talking about her nails he spoke. So, he surprised them by being too busy talking about Astrid's broken nail.Beetlejuice looks up and snorted, "Women. All ya worry about is ya looks. Be glad ya didn't live when I did. It wasn't quite as important then."
They both giggle at his messy appearance "You look like a ratty old man." Astrid chuckles as she eats her pancake.Beetlejuice snorted, "Ya are such a funny girl." He sat at the table and snapped the Nietherworld paper open and started to read it.After breakfast Astrid leaves for the salon and Lydia goes to take a shower.
Beetlejuice finished his paper and went to Lydia's room and saw his jacket on the back of the chair and noticed something strange. He put his glasses back on and snorted in amusement as he found a blue painted nail caught in one of the tears in his jacket. He scratched his neck as he tried to remember where he's seen that color. He shrugged and snapped his fingers, and he was dressed in his brown capris, stripped socks, black dress shoes and red beetle print shirt that was too snug, but he liked it anyway. He put the nail in his pocket and pulled out his cigarettes and lit one as he stepped out on that weird deck. He could feel the wind blowing his wild hair around but being dead he didn't care.
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Later on, Astrid comes back, it didn't take long for her nail to be fixed, she walks up the stairs and sees Beetlejuice on the porch and walks out to him "Can I have one of those, please?" she points to his cigarette box.Beetlejuice shrugged and takes a drag on his own cigarette. When she takes one, he notices the blue nail polish and starts chuckling. He digs in his pocket and holds out the nail in his palm. He said, "Found something ya lost, kiddo.""Where did you find it?" she asks, puzzled.Beetlejuice snorted, "In the oddest place actually. In a tear in the back of my suit jacket at the shoulder as if it had come off when someone was scratching me.""I never scratched you..." she turns from him and starts walking back into the house.Beetlejuice replied, "Never said ya did. Just telling ya what it looked like is all. I ain't got any idea how it got there.""Were you...out on the swing last night?" she asks before going into the house.Beetlejuice replied, "I was out here smoking by the swing.""Oh... I had a strange dream...it involved the swing, but I guess it doesn't matter." she goes in the house and shuts the door behind her.Beetlejuice was pretty sure that strange dream involved a bit more than the swing. He let it go for the time being since he wasn't sure if he was right.
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Later at night while Lydia was asleep next to him in bed as he read the newspaper again. Astrid's in her bedroom in her bed asleep but she starts to dream again, she wakes up in her dream and walks out into the hallway wandering around the house. What she didn't know was that it wasn't really her dream self it was her spirit leaving her body while in deep sleep mode.Beetlejuice thought he heard something, so he vanished the newspaper and his glasses before going to see what it was. He was a bit surprised to find nothing but shrugged before deciding to pop outside for a cigarette. He was only in his robe and his plague day striped 'leggings' as the girls called them, but they were comfortable, and he was at least decent enough.
Suddenly Astrid phased right through the door and started walking right past him like she was in a daze. She looked so pale and was wearing her pj shorts and tank top.Beetlejuice did a double take for a second and reached out and grabbed her arm. He said, "Astrid! Where ya going?"She looks up at him, her eyes are so dark "I'm cold..."Beetlejuice said, "Let's get ya back in the house, kiddo. It's kinda chilly out here for a breathers dressed like ya are." He gently pulled on her arm trying to guide her in the house.As they go upstairs, she holds onto his robe in a death grip, like she was scared he would disappear.Beetlejuice took her to Lydia's room and called, "Lyds? Can ya help me for a minute?""No, don't wake her...just let's go back to my room please." Astrid asks, holding his hand and bringing him down the hallway more to her room. When they enter Astrid's body is lying on the bed and her spirit looks worriedly at Beetlejuice "Am I dead?"Beetlejuice went over to her body a felt for a pulse. He replied, "Uhh noo... but not many people can do this shit before they are 6 feet under. I think ya are having an out a body experience. It's real enough that ya had sex with me the other night and broke a nail in my jacket because we were both spirits, but it feels like a dream ta ya when ya wake up. In my defense though I thought ya were your mom. Anyway. Guess you'll just go back when ya wake up, but I'll sit with ya if it will help.""Okay..." she says simply and when he sits on the end of her bed, she comes over to him and sits across his lap and holds onto him again. She felt safer in his arms.Beetlejuice lights a cigarette and chuckled, "You're kinda clingy when you're a ghost. Not that I mind. Just an observation."Her hands open up his robe more and her hands slips inside, wrapping around his chest area right above his belly, her cheek lays against his bare chest and her eyes close "I'm cold..." she mumbles against his skin.Beetlejuice chuckled, "I'm afraid ya ain't gonna get warm off my body but it's normal ta feel cold. Spirits are cold. Sometimes ya notice and sometimes ya don't. I think ya do because ya are still technically alive. When I died... I was to relieved to not have the agonizing pain anymore that I didn't notice I felt like ice."She lifts her head just enough to look at him "I'm sorry it got out of hand, I was just trying to get warm, and one thing led to another...I was still bothered because what I was doing before I went to sleep. Do you hate me for that?"Beetlejuice replied, "Well... let me ask you this. Do you hate me?"Astrid shakes her head No slowly, tears started to fall down her cheeks.Beetlejuice gently lifts her chin and wipes away her tears. He said, "I ain't mad either. Surprised, maybe a little hurt that ya used me like that but nah I ain't mad. I get it. I just wish ya hadn't pretended ta be Lyds and told me what was going on is all. Now I gotta explain all this shit ta your mom.""Please don't... I just pretended to be her because I didn't think you would let me near you, and I needed to be. When I'm not in my body I'm feeling this strong longing that is so hard to bear. I need to be closer to another spirit."Beetlejuice sighed, "All right. I won't tell her as long as ya ain't gonna use it against me later. If ya do all bets are off. Understand?""No, no I wouldn't do that." she kisses his cheek and hugs him tighter.Beetlejuice replied, "All right... But we do need to tell her the rest though and I need ta do some research as ta why ya are having this happen as well as why ya are drawn ta me specifically."She shrugs "Well, maybe it's because you have a connection to my mom, so maybe that passed on to me?"Beetlejuice replied, "Maybe... I always thought mine with ya mom was to do with our 98% finished wedding years ago but maybe there's more ta it.""Soulmates maybe?" she suggests.Beetlejuice chuckled, "Now that would be a pisser. I'm in love with ya mom and ya and me being soulmates. I would sate some fucker had a fucked-up sense of humor when they did my fate. Not that I'm being mean. It's just fuck. I have a shit life only ta be poisoned on my wedding night. Takes me days of agony ta finally kick the bucket, get stuck as a fucking suicide and working for Juno, then meet ya mom, get eaten by a fucking sandworm at our first wedding, fall in love with her, try again 30 years later, fail, now she wants me and I may have ya as a soulmate, the daughter of the love of my afterlife.""No, no I meant my mom, silly man." she pushes at his chest.Beetlejuice sighed, "Ohhh. Phew that's a relief but that still don't explain how ya are drawn ta me. But eh. Least I know if ya are like this ya will seek me out.""I'm feeling a pull back now...I guess that means I'm waking up to a degree." she sighs.Beetlejuice replied, "Okay, kiddo. See ya in the morning." He kissed her forehead before she left his lap and merged back with her body. He rubbed the back of his neck shaking his head in wonder at this family.
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Next day in the afternoon Lydia couldn't wait for Beetlejuice to get home room his work, she had a day planned out for them both. Astrid gone for the day, leaving them alone.
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Beetlejuice was sitting at his desk going through contracts and putting away the ones that he had finished and setting aside the ones he needed to do yet.Bob comes in and drinks his coffee from a straw "You know, Lydia sent you a message." he hands him a paper that came down the mail slot.Beetlejuice snorted, "Figures she would be the one ta figure out how ta send mail ta the dead. What's it say?"Bob opens it and stares at it and hands him the photo inside "I'd say this is for your eyes only" The picture is of her in a red nightie, blowing a kiss at him.Beetlejuice cackled, "Damn she's a fine woman ain't she? Usually, I would be upset with ya seeing my girl like that, but I did ask ya ta open it. Besides the look on your face was priceless! But ya start drooling and I send ya ta the sandworms.""Wouldn't dream of it boss." he runs over to his desk. The note with the photo reads
'Waiting for you.'Beetlejuice lights a cigarette and takes a long drag before saying, "Mmmhm. Damn fine woman. She was cute as a teen but grew up to a gorgeous woman. I am such a lucky ghoul!"
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Lydia is waiting around for him in her little nightie and pigtails for added effect. She had put rose petals and candles around the room. And even got some furry cuffs for fun.Beetlejuice finally finished up with his work and he decided to keep Lydia's little pin up in his coat pocket so he could pull it out and look at when he needed to remember he had a woman that wanted him. He got home and yelled, "Lydia! Daddy's home!"She comes out of nowhere and runs to him, jumping into his arms, giving him a kiss "Mmm missed you daddy." she giggles.Beetlejuice chuckled and twirled her. He said, "Missed ya too, babes. My my my. Don't ya just look good enough ta eat.""Look what I got." she twirls the furry handcuffs around her finger with a little smirk on her face.Beetlejuice gets a devious smirk and asked, "Who are they for?""Me. In case I don't behave for ya." she purrs and licks his lips.Beetlejuice replied, "Mmm. I love it when they come with their own restraints. Hope ya kid will be out for a while because the bed will be rocking!""She'll be gone all day, my darling...it's just us." she giggles.Beetlejuice replied, "Perfect." He snapped his fingers, and they were in her bedroom sitting her bed. He slipped a hand up her nightie and said, "Naughty. No underwear? What if some sexually ravenous poltergeist came along and wanted ta fuck ya stupid?""Oh my, I hadn't thought about that." she says playfully with a giggle.Beetlejuice growled, "Ya know I don't share what's mine. I would have ta destroy the bastard if he laid one finger on ya.""Or you could just fuck me better than him?" she suggests. "Maybe bend me over the bed and do me from behind?"Beetlejuice replied, "Oh I will fuck ya all night long and fill ya so full of my cum you're gonna feel like you're carrying my spawn. Now get on all fours."She does as he asks and gets on all fours on the bed, looking mighty tempting.Beetlejuice snaps his fingers and he's naked. He teases her and smiles when she's soaked. He grumbled, "Mmm. Were ya naughty and played with yourself before I came home?"Lydia giggles "Just a little, but I was getting myself ready for you." she shakes her ass a little.Beetlejuice replied, "Well long as it was for me. Makes it easier ta do this." He thrust all the way balls deep into her. He then started moving around until her found her sweet spot and smirked. He started thrusting in and out hitting her sweet spot every time and before long pounding in and out hard and fast shaking the bed banging it against the wall.Her nails dig into the sheets of the bed, and she moans loudly against the pillows "Ooh daddy...ooh fuck!" her walls get tighter around his dick.Beetlejuice grunted, "That's it baby. Come for daddy. Mmm ya ready for daddy's first huge load? Ya going ta get quite a few loads tonight. Yeah, ok here ya go. Ah yeah..." He thrusts as deep as he can inside her and stayed buried there on shallowly thrusting as he filled her with his own release. When he finished, he pushed balls deep again and just started slowly thrusting ver tiny shallow thrust to get her excited again and keep himself hard enough not to slide out.Lydia started getting sweat beads all over her body despite him being cold, some of his cum and her slick started to seep out and run down her thighs "More..." is all she can manage to get out.Beetlejuice growled, "My kinda woman." He pounded into her repeatedly sending her over the edge multiple time and filing her full of his cum a couple more times before Astrid came home. After the last orgasm they shared he pulled out and rolled onto his back and smirked, "Told ya I fill ya ta the brim, babes. Yap. The JUICE is loose." Now that he had finally pulled out all that cum that had given her belly a swollen look came gushing out with her own juices and soaked the bed under them. He lit a cigarette and took a deep drag without care in the world."Look at all the mess..." she whines about it.Beetlejuice cackled, "Ya complaining about how good daddy was ta ya? Ya don't like his juice huh? Ya want daddy ta not share it with ya no more, baby?""No, it's just it gets everywhere, and I just cleaned these sheets." she slips out of the bed and goes to the bathroom to clean up. More cum and slick came pouring out while she was in there giving her some relief from how full her belly felt. "Just to ask, are you exaggerating how much cum you have?" she asks with the door halfway closed.Beetlejuice cackled, "Nope. I had something called hyperspermia when I was a breather. I found out one time when I fucked a Dante girl that used ta be a sex doctor in life and noticed how much cum I released. So, it appears it just carried over in death.""Damn, how lucky I am. Too bad you can't donate it." she jokes as she comes back out of the bathroom.Beetlejuice snorted, "I could but they might think it was a joke since it's green," He cackled at his own comment."And even more so because all your boys are dead too." she pouts.Beetlejuice cackled even louder. Then he realized that she was pouting and asked, "Woah. Did ya want Daddy ta knock ya up, baby?"Lydia gets quiet a moment to think on his question "I mean...if you could I maybe wouldn't mind."Beetlejuice replied, "Oh. I never even... huh..." he rubbed the back of his neck nervously because he hadn't even considered that. He was so stupid not to factor in that Lydia might want more kids even though she was older."But please don't worry about it, it was just a random thought. No big deal."Beetlejuice shrugged and replied, "I think I am gonna go sit outside for a bit." With that he got up and snapped his fingers and he was in his guide outfit minus the trench coat and left the room in a hurry. He didn't want to keep Lydia from having another kid if she wanted one, but he didn't want to let her go again either. He stood on the deck smoking a cigarette and lost in thought that he wasn't even aware Astrid got home.
Astrid sees him and says "Hey... what's going on?"Beetlejuice jerks in surprise before placing a hand to his chest and sighing, "Oh hey. How was your day?"She shrugs her shoulders and sits beside him on the steps "Been okay I guess, just been out shopping, got my hair trimmed at the salon."Beetlejuice sat on the step next to her and replied, "Well. Least it ain't been bad right?""Is something wrong?" she picks up on his demeanor.Beetlejuice looks at her and replies, "Uh. No.... Maybe... not sure?""Are you and my mom having issues?"Beetlejuice shrugged, "Not exactly... Just something came up that I hadn't even thought about before."Astrid sighs "Was it her talking about having another kid? because that ain't new. My mom would talk to my father about that right after I was born, they thought they were going to try for a boy but soon after they broke up."Beetlejuice rubbed the back of his neck and grunted, "Yep. That's the one.""Don't read into it too much or it might drive you crazy. She's already told me that she was lucky to at least have me and having another kid just wasn't in the mix for her." she tells him, patting his hand.Beetlejuice grunted, "Thanks, kiddo. I just want ta make your mom happy and I don't feel like I am if I can't give her everything she wants.""She told me she loves you."Beetlejuice replied, "And I love her more than I have ever loved anyone else in my entire existence.""Feel better?" she asks with a smile.Beetlejuice gave a half smile and replied, "A little. Ya ain't so bad, kiddo."Astrid chuckles "Thanks."Beetlejuice replied, "Thanks, kiddo. I can't picture my existence without your mom but if she wanted another rug rat that bad... then I would have to find a way or wait another 30. Years or whatever.""Why would you need to wait another 30 years?" she raises a brow.Beetlejuice shrugged and replied, "If ya mom really wanted another child... I uhhh am incapable of giving her one so I have ta back away until later like I did with ya.""I seriously doubt she would want you to leave her again, so that's out of the question. Can't you use your Juice to make that part of you alive again?"Beetlejuice snorted, "Nah, kiddo. That would take a fucking miracle or for me ta become a breather again.""Have you ever even tried, even if it's temporary?"Beetlejuice sighed, "Yeah. I found everything other that the big guys reincarnating your ass the only options are what Jeremy tried ta pull with ya and involving nasty stuff with demons. Ain't worth it.""I thought you were an all-powerful poltergeist with the most? I say you're holding back. I think if you want something bad enough you could make it happen." she says, as she goes back into the house.Beetlejuice snorted to her, "Some rules ya don't break if ya don't want a one-way ticket ta being dead dead or hell, kiddo. Ain't that I don't know how. I just don't want ta lose the family I have for a gamble that could destroy me completely. I rather wait than lose everything, kiddo."
Lydia's in her bedroom, looking at her photo book with a sigh, she's looking at Astrid's baby photo's.Beetlejuice popped back in the room and saw the pictures. He said, "She was a cute baby. I never had the chance ta have one of my own. Ya really want another baby, Lyds?""I think about it once in a while... But I am lucky to have Astrid." she smiles.Beetlejuice leans against a wall and quietly said, "If ya really want another one then... I'll let ya go. Ya can find another guy and have a baby. I... waited this fucking long. What's another few years? I just hope ya would finally let me marry ya when ya get ta the Nietherworld.""For heaven's sake Beej I don't want another man. How dare you even suggest that." Lydia starts to cry.
She had never cried like that before in front of him.Beetlejuice replied, "I am just trying ta give ya the option for having another baby. I unfortunately have forever. I ain't ever gonna get ta go ta the great beyond thanks ta Delores so I will be here when your time comes. Ya on the other hand only have a few years left and even fewer ta have a baby if that's what ya want. I was just trying ta give ya the opportunity is all. I stayed away when ya had Astrid. Until ya met Rory. Now another douchebag like that Iwill stop ya from being with because deserve better. Fuck, Lyds. Ya really deserve better than me, but I will follow ya wherever ya go until they forbid me ta.""Please don't leave me..." she runs up to him and hugs him tightly.Beetlejuice wrapped his arms around her and snorted, "Ya couldn't get me ta fucking leave ya in over 30 years. I ain't gonna go nowhere unless ya ask me ta. I just can't give ya a baby much as I might want ta. I wasn't trying ta upset ya or make ya think I was leaving. I'm just trying ta give ya options is all but I ain't gonna leave without ya telling me ta, Lyds. I'm too invested in us ta do that without a reason. I love ya. So, I ain't gonna go nowhere without ya telling me ta fuck off, okay?" He kissed his cold lips against her forehead and held her tightly.She lets out a sigh of relief and relaxes in his arms.
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Next day...
Lydia's cleaning the house, she was kind of bored because Beetlejuice had been gone most of the day. She's folding laundry in the living room and watching cops.Beetlejuice still had to run his business and while he hated leaving Lydia so long, he knew he needed to try and be an honest ghoul so Juno would leave him alone. It took him most of the day, but he managed to get all his hauntings for the day done so he could return home to his lovely girlfriend. He got home about dinner time and said, "Daddy's home, honey!"She chuckles when she hears him "I'm in the living room babe!"Beetlejuice walked in with about as much swagger as his silly walk could manage. He asked, "How has your day been, babes?""Been okay, I guess. Been keeping busy with mostly doing the daily chores. I'm just finishing up with folding clothes. How was your day?"Beetlejuice snorted, "Busy. Buncha bitchy and whiny newly deads but hey it's work.""Come sit with me." she asks, putting the basket aside.Beetlejuice plopped on the sofa next to Lydia. He was wearing his regular guide that he had on the night before and flung his cap into the nether for now.She rubs the side of his face with the back of her hand softly and gives him a kiss "Missed you."Beetlejuice smiled and replied, "I missed ya too, honey."Lydia gets up and climbs into his lap, straddling him and gives him a deep kiss "Mmm I love you."Beetlejuice replied with a passionate kiss as he rubbed up and down her back. He gave her a couple a more firm kisses before leaning back and carding his fingers through her hair. He replied, "I love ya too. So what's for dinner tonight?""Astrid wanted to order pizza tonight." she smiles and goes back to kissing him again.Beetlejuice replied, "All right. Hope she plans on spending time with daddy Juice for a bit. We can watch a movie or play poker or something.""Mhm yeah..." she kisses the non-mossy parts of his neck.Beetlejuice chuckled, "Are ya being a bad girl and trying ta fuck daddy on the sofa?""Yes, I am, is that to naughty for you?" she pouts her lips out.Beetlejuice snorted, "That depends on where the kid is and how likely she is ta walk in on us. I don't care but she might not want to be scarred for life again.""She's upstairs in her room. She told me she would give us time together before dinner."Beetlejuice replied, "Well. Guess she sealed the sofa's fate then, baby."Lydia laughs "I guess so...daddy." she says, leaning her forehead against his.Beetlejuice slid his hand up her skirt and snickered, "Naughty. No panties again. Ya looking ta get railed by a big ghost cock again?""Mmm just yours, honey."Beetlejuice growled, "Good because as ghosts go, I plan ta be the only cock that rails ya ever. I ain't even sharing ya with your ex. Ya are mine now and definitely after ya kick the bucket, baby." He unzipped his pants and slipped his fingers inside of her to make sure she was ready for him before he situated her and slid inside of her. He held her hips and helped her as she rode him. He felt her come and smiled. He said, "That's a good girl. Come for daddy again. When ya hit number 3 I want us both ta come together. Got it?""Ooh...got it." she moans in his ear, holding onto his shoulders. She starts to bounce on his lap faster.Beetlejuice waits until she get two more orgasm in and growled, "All right, baby. Time ta make daddy come with ya. Ya want daddy ta finish to don't ya?""Mhm yes..." her head lulls back as she lets out a moan.Beetlejuice helped her along but bucking his hips so he could get deeper and hit her sweet spot just right. When he felt, she was going to come again. He said, "That's it! Come with daddy, baby!" As she moaned loudly and tightened around him again, he shot his large load of cum deep up inside of her and rubbed her sweaty back as she stopped moving and pulled her into his arms. He kissed her forehead and said, "Good girl."Lydia lets out a contented sigh, lying her head on his shoulder "I love you."Beetlejuice replied, "Love ya too. Now much as I truly enjoyed being ridden like a hot bull... we should probably make ourselves decent again.""Yeah." she chuckles, and they hear the doorbell ring "Oh, pizzas here."Beetlejuice cackled, "Now... that was conveniently planned!" He straightened himself out and cleaned Lydia up so she wouldn't have green cum sliding down her legs."
Lydia straightens her skirt up and goes to answer the door, giving the guy a tip as she takes the pizza and whatever else Astrid ordered or them and sits it on the table. Astrid comes in the room and sits down at the table and grabs a slice.Beetlejuice comes into the kitchen and leans against the archway. He said, "Hey, kiddo. Thanks for giving us some alone time. After dinner how about we watch a movie or play poker?"She shrugs "A movies fine I guess."Beetlejuice replied, "Okay. Ya can pick it but one of these days I AM gonna teach ya how ta play poker.""I know how to play poker, I just felt more like a movie tonight." Astrid says, eating her pizzaBeetlejuice replied, "Okay. Fair enough. Ya would beat me anyway." He waggled his eyebrows at her to make her laugh.She rolls her eyes and takes another bite of her food. Lydia sits down with her plate and eats with them.Beetlejuice sat at the table with and smoked another cigarette while his girls ate dinner. He smiled when Lydia gave him a cup of coffee. At their coaxing he finally tried a little of everything and he said, "Not bad. Although I used ta make some mean Italian food when I was a breather... Well. When I had the money anyway.""Well, you're going to have to make some for us sometime, babe." Lydia says, sliding her hand over to hold his.Beetlejuice replied, "Well... Ah sure. I can give it a shot. If ya don't want ME ta touch it. I can possess one of ya long enough ta cook.""Oh sure, babe whatever you need to do, or you could just wear gloves."Beetlejuice replied, "Okay. I will see about giving ya list for the store next time ya go then.""Okay darling." she gives him a kiss.Beetlejuice asked, "So how have ya been sleeping lately, Astrid?""Not too bad lately. But I do wake up and feel like a train hit me." Astrid sighs.Beetlejuice snorted, "Ya knows I hate when that happens." *snort* *snort*Astrid shrugs "Maybe I need to take something to help me sleep."Beetlejuice shrugged and replied, "I don't know if ya should since ya have been splitting sometimes. It might just make it easier to do.""I guess so, I just don't know what else to do." she sighs.
"Maybe try going to a sleep doctor and see if they can help you?" Lydia suggests.
"Yeah, maybe I could look up some in our area." Astrid responds, taking a sip of her drink.Beetlejuice changed into this therapy getup and replied, "My office or yours?""Beej, she needs a sleep doctor, not a therapist." Lydia tells him.Beetlejuice pulled out a rubber mallet and gave a smirk. He cackled and the horrified looks on their faces. He wheezed, "Just kidding. But seriously I'm here if ya ever need me.""I know. I think I'll go at least try to take a nap." Astrid excuses herself from the table and heads upstairs to her room.Beetlejuice replied, "All right.""My poor baby. She's always had trouble with sleeping." Lydia said as she takes her plate to the sink.Beetlejuice sighed, "Sleeping ain't the problem, Lyds. She goes out too deep.""What do you mean?" she asks, looking puzzled.Beetlejuice sighed, "Astrid has a small problem with spirit separation, Lyds. Now it hasn't happened lately but a couple nights in a row it did. Luckily, she knew to come ta me. I stayed with her until she woke up and rejoined her body. She's probably afraid ta truly sleep because of that."Lydia gets wide eyed "She's astral projecting? Oh fuck... she could get stuck outside her body if she's not careful." she starts to panic.Beetlejuice replied, "I don't know if that's it though because she says she's freezing like a ghost when she's not in her body.""You could leave your body also with sleep paralysis."Beetlejuice nodded and replied, "Well whatever it is I can tell ya it's scared her enough ta run ta me.""For her that's a big thing." she sighs and ran a hand over her face "Is there anything else going on that I need to know?"Beetlejuice replied, "Not really. I, been keeping my eyes on her at night after ya go ta sleep in case she needs me.""She hasn't done anything odd while out of her body, has she?"Beetlejuice shrugged and replied, "Nah, not really just wanted ta cuddle for warmth. Acted a bit more like a lost kid. Nothing major. Why?""Just wondering, some people do crazy things even with sleepwalking." she shrugs, wiping off the table with a wet cloth.Beetlejuice replied, "Nah. I keep her outa trouble.""Okay." she smiles "I trust ya." she kisses his cheek "I'm going to go take a bath."Beetlejuice replied, "Okay, honey. I think I am gonna go outside for a bit."
Astrid's already sitting on the porch swing when he gets out there. She's just staring at the full moon.Beetlejuice lights a cigarette and takes a drag before asking, "Ya asleep or awake, kiddo?""Asleep...I was just drawn out here." she sighs.Beetlejuice replied, "Might be because ya were waiting for me. Ya always seem ta seek me out when ya have this experience."She shrugs her shoulders, just looking ahead at the bright moon out in the sky "It's a pretty night."Beetlejuice sat next to her on the swing and replied, "Yea. It is. So much better than when I lived. All ya see then was smoke and dead bodies everywhere. Stunk like rot too. Probably why when I kicked the bucket, I never noticed the smell because for me it never changed."She scoots closer to him and lays her head on his shoulder.He wrapped an arm around her shoulders and just smiled. He was getting used ta her being a cuddle bug when she was outa her body. He sighed, "Yea. It's so much nicer now than when I was a breather. I'm glad too since the black death was a horrible way ta go.""Is it easier being dead?" she asks as she picks up his hand, examining it. Looking over how they were shaped, his nails and skin curiously.Beetlejuice sighed, "Depends on how ya mean. Ya don't go through the same kinda pain that ya had when ya died. Ya also don't feel or taste things the same. Ya find things that ya were repelled by before don't bother ya anymore. But bureaucracy is worst though. Fucking rules upon rules upon fucking rules. There are perks but for longest time I thought I wanted ta get my life back...""Do you ever still wish you were alive?" she asks, sitting up a little to look him right in the face.Beetlejuice replied, "Not really. After 600 years I finally made my peace with being dead. I probably would not have lived much longer not with how I survived. I just hate that I was murdered. I just want ta be able ta stay with ya mom and ya. The only thing I feel bad about not being a breather again is if I was, I could give your mom a baby.""Yeah, I'm surprised there's not something more temporary in that silly handbook for that."Beetlejuice snorted, "Why would they? The whole point of it is getting the dead ta accept they are fucking dead and stay that way until they move ta the great beyond!""Is there a life book as well as a death one?"Beetlejuice replied, "Not really. The only one that has anything about the living is for those who live in peace with each other or want ta. Also tells the living how they can communicate with the dead if they can't see 'em. It's called the living and the dead. Ya grandparents had one I would think since they lived for years with the Maitland's."Astrid sighs feeling like there wasn't any hope in the matter, so she changes subject and remembers there was something she wanted to discuss with him "I want to tell you that every time I'm leaving my body, it's getting a little more difficult to come back."Beetlejuice sighed, "That could be a problem. I guess I will need ta do some research on that before ya really have an issue.""Yeah, I'd hate to think I could just Not be able to get back in my body."Beetlejuice replied, "Yea. No that wouldn't be good. Your mom thinks you're Astral Projecting but since ya are inexperienced ya might not get back one of these times so we are all gonna have ta sit down and talk about it. Then I might need ta get... Juno's help. She was able ta do it when she was alive so maybe she can help ya control it better.""Am I going to die?" she asks, sounding a little scared.Beetlejuice sighed, "Honestly. I don't know but I will try my best ta stop that from happening."She leans in closer and gives him a kiss on the cheek and then disappears.
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Beetlejuice figured she woke up, so he popped out of there and right into Juno's office. He said, Look, Junebug. I know you're busy and all that, but I really need help with Astrid. She's Astral Projecting or something whenever she sleeps too deeply, and I don't want her ta not be able ta return ta her body. Unfortunately, ya are the only one I know that had experience with that shit when ya were a breather.""Well, she kind of started it herself." Juno says casually.Beetlejuice sighed, "What now?""Astrid was reading up on how to leave her body, so she could go see her father more, but it didn't go the way she wanted, she couldn't cross over and when she tried to go ahead and stop taking the walk because it wasn't working, she has got herself stuck in a rut."Beetlejuice sighed, "Could ya please help her? I am doing what I can, but I don't know how ta do what's she's doing as a breather."Juno takes a necklace out of her drawer "Well, she could put this on and it will keep her soul from leaving her body." she tells him holding it out to him to take. The necklace had a ball as a pendent that was filled with some kind of herbs.Beetlejuice replied, "All right. I'll have her try that. Thanks. I will be back if it doesn't work.""It should, it came from the high ups since they knew you would be here."Beetlejuice snorted, "That's a first.""They always know. Astrid should be more careful not to mess with forces she doesn't understand. You should tell her that since you are going to be her stepfather...possibility. Or hell after that strange occurrence between you both, I don't even know." Juno rolls her eyes.Beetlejuice groaned, "That was a fucking accident. I didn't know she wasn't Lyds. If I had... I would have said something ta stop her."Juno just laughs "Oh please...tail is tail to you, and you know it due to your rap sheet. But go ahead and keep thinking what you want and what about telling Lydia about it, why haven't you? You know she'll be just as mad if you keep it from her and then she finds out."Beetlejuice sighed, "I gave my word ta Astrid, I wouldn't tell her that because it was a failure in both our judgements. It has not happened again, and it never will.""Still, you should tell her and tell her you thought it was her. If she finds out on her own it will be much worse, and she might lose respect for you."Beetlejuice sighed, "I will have ta talk ta Astrid about it because it involved her too. Oh, and tail isn't just tail ta ne anymore. I am a one-woman poltergeist now. I have been since I had my first wedding. I look at women sure but I no long act on that unless it's Lyds.""Uh huh you do that." she waves him away.
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Beetlejuice was standing in Astrid's bedroom smoking a cigarette the next morning when the girl woke up. He quietly said, "We need ta talk about your first night ya found me on the deck and left me with my dick hanging out."Astrid sighs, rubbing at her eyes "I was trying to forget."Beetlejuice sighed, "Well. I got ya a necklace from Juno ta keep your ghost in your ass as long as ya wear it. She also knew about our 'mistake' and told me I better tell Lyds or your mom will find out some other way and never trust me again. I bet I know who will tell her too. But I rather us both tell her so it's fair and shows her we trust each other enough ta come forward together than ya knowing I'm gonna tell her behind your back. I personally don't like it but it's better ta be truthful that get caught in a fucked-up mess later."She sits up a little letting out a deep sigh, closing her eyes a moment to think "Okay, we can tell her. Let me get dressed first."Beetlejuice snorted, "Nah. Thought we'd try the more direct naked route... gotcha." He cackled at the look of pure annoyed shock on her face."You seriously need to stop that." she gets up and gets in her drawers to get some clean clothing out.Beetlejuice cackled, "Awe, come on. Gotta fetch my kicks somehow besides ya know I ain't serious."She rolls her eyes and shakes her head, taking her clothes to the bathroom to change. After she's dressed, she comes out and sighs "Okay, let's tell her..."
When they got to the kitchen Lydia was up and had just finished making breakfast for herself and Astrid. He went over and kissed her head before sitting down at the table with her. He quietly said, "Astrid and I have a confession ta make. We talking it over and figured it was better that we tell ya."Lydia gets a confused look on her face "You didn't make the walls bleed green goo, did you?" she jokes.Beetlejuice chuckled, "Nah that I'd be bragging about. Nah this is a little more personal and complicated. Astrid?"Astrid looks at him wide eyed like she was telling him
'You want me to tell her?'
she takes a deep breath "Mom I... was having an out of body experience and I ended up, I had...with him. I think it happened because I was cold and needed him to be close and one thing led to another. I'm sorry we didn't mean too. He thought it was you the whole time. I'm sorry."
Lydia is dead silent when Astrid's done talking and gets up from the table to leave the room.Beetlejuice slapped his thighs and sighed, "Well that went about as well as I expected. Damn Juno anyway. I will be outside if your mom decides ta ever talk ta me again even if it's just ta tell me ta fuck off.""No, you aren't going to just not talk to her. That isn't right." Astrid gets in front of him blocking him from the door. "You go to her right now... and comfort her." she pokes at his chest with her finger.Beetlejuice sighed, "Look. As far as she's concerned I sure she blames me anyhow because she hasn't forgotten what I was like when she met me. In short... I was a man whore. I fucked and thing and anyone that let me close enough. Hell, I even tried ta get inta Babs pants. It likely I am the last per she wants ta talk ta. That's why I rather ya tell her. At least she will forgive ya. Me? Nah. Bet she's just trying ta calm down before she sends me packing.""Seriously, you not even trying is like saying you don't give a shit. Go talk to her now or I'll exorcise you myself!"Beetlejuice sighed, "I do give a shit. That's why I am leaving her alone right now. Exorcising me won't do anything but get rid of both your problems. Maybe it's about time I accepted that I should be destroyed. I love your mom with everything that is left of me but I'm not going ta force her ta talk ta me. If destroying me makes ya happy then go ahead. Without her I ain't got no reason ta carry on anymore so ya would be doing me a favor. Maybe your mom would be happier without me after all."Astrid grabs him by the labels of his jacket and pulls at him roughly "Listen asshole, you are going to march upstairs right now and talk to her! My mom is in love with you and wants to marry your ghost ass, so you get up there now or I'm dragging you up there myself!" she yells in his face and grabs him by the tie and starts dragging him along with her.Beetlejuice was shocked at the outburst and honestly if he wasn't so lost in self-destruction like he always got when he didn't know what to do, he would find her dragging him by his tie rather amusing. Not knowing what else to do he lifts his feet off the floor to float so she didn't hurt herself dragging his fat ass around.
They get upstairs and she opens the door and pushes him into the bedroom where Lydia is sitting on the bed and closes the door behind him.Beetlejuice hovered in the air by the door still lost for words. He tried, "I... umm. Fuck."Lydia just pats the bed beside her and says, "Sit down."Beetlejuice let his feet hit the floor with a clunk and hesitantly went to sit beside her. He sat far enough away from her to give her space with his head down and hands clasped between his knees. He said, "I'll get outa your hair. Ya don't gotta worry about me bugging ya again. I know... I know. I'm a piece of shit. I shoulda realized it wasn't ya but it was dark out. It just happened so fast. But... I guess once a man whore... always one. Fuck ya met on the deck of a brothel. The only thing I would like ta say is I say I don't got rules but if I realized it was Astrid I wouldn't have done it. All I can say is I am truly sorry for what happened, and I get that ya don't want me around anymore. It's fine. I fucked this time up myself. I know ya may never believe me again, but I truly do love ya. Ya are the only one I ever wanted ta stay with even after ya died. Anyway, I appreciate the chance ya gave me, and I am sorry." With that he took one last look at her and disappeared like he had never been there.Lydia says his name as quickly as possible to call him right back and grabs him as soon as he pops back beside her "I already knew... stop going away when I didn't ask you too, please." she holds onto him tighter. "Don't leave me."Beetlejuice grunted, "What? How? And why the fuck don't ya want me exorcised?""I guessed it when you were acting funny when I asked you if anything else happened while she was out body. I was just hoping you would tell me soon. I don't want you exorcised I love you too much." she sighs.Beetlejuice sighed, "Honestly... Astrid threatened ta exorcise me if I didn't talk ta ya and... I rather that than loose ya. I told her ta go ahead a do it. I guess it's the ghost version of..."She chuckles, shaking her head "That's Astrid for ya, very determined."Beetlejuice quietly replied, "That's one way ta put it.""I still love you. I can't help that, and I know you didn't do it on purpose. Just please next time something happens, anything at all please tell me right away." she asks, holding his hand.Beetlejuice sighed, "I was just afraid ya wouldn't believe me. Also, Astrid asked me not ta tell ya. I don't think she wanted ta hurt ya either. It took a while after I was left outside with my dick hanging out ta put it together. I couldn't figure out how ya were still in the house is I ah was just railing ya on the porch swing unless ya learned ta teleport.""Mhm Don't need to know the details. Just be more careful." she leans in and gives him a kiss.Beetlejuice replied, "Sorry. It was just a very confusing thing ta me. Because I thought I was railing my beautiful girlfriend on the porch swing who then disappeared. I thought I was starting ta lose my mind, babes. Ghosts sometimes do that before they just... disappear for good one day. I wasn't ready ta fade after I had finally been able ta be happy.""I know... could you rail me here and now? Your beautiful fiancé. If you still want me to be that?"Beetlejuice looks questioningly into her eyes and softly replied, "Honey... I won't ever change my mind about wanting ya. The only thing that can stop me feeling anything is being exorcised or fading away.""I won't let that happen. I don't ever want to let you go." she kisses his face and lips, holding onto him tighter.Beetlejuice kissed her back and ran his one hand up and down her back while the other held her cheek as they kissed. When he pulled away, he replied, "Well ya definitely know how ta get me back here if ya want."She smiles "Yeah, and maybe when we do get married then you can come and go as you, please easier, I'm sure by then you will want to get away from the old ball and chain."Beetlejuice snorted, "Maybe but I don't think I mind being tied down by ya. Ya tied the Juice down and ain't killed me yet so that's a plus.""I'd rather you tie me down, daddy." she smirks.Beetlejuice gets a gleeful look and replied, "What the ball and chain wants..." He waved his hand, and she was magically tied to the bed naked. He ran his hand over her body from head to toe before kissing every inch of her."I get?" she finishes his sentence, with a giggle.Beetlejuice replied, "Well it's a good idea ta keep the ball and chain happy. After all Happy wife... happy afterlife.""And happy life with me here." she smiles up at him.Beetlejuice replied, "Long as ya are happy. I am happy.""C'mere my sweet poltergeist." she tilts her head up slightly, wanting a kiss.Beetlejuice by this point had moved down to her widespread legs and with a lick of his tongue over his lips and a snarky raised eyebrow he cooed, "I think I got a better idea." With that he went front standing to buried in her mound in what felt like it was instantly. His long snake like tongue grew and beat her sweet spot repeatedly while his thumb worked punishing her clit. He drove her into multiple orgasms fast and enjoy every minute of it. He wouldn't even stop the first few times she begged him because he was bound and determined to make up for his mistakes with her by killing her with pleasure.Lydia laid there defenseless with her hands tied, her body shook as the orgasms kept coming, her lower body rose of the bed as she felt another big one hit her and felt a gush of slick come out of her pussy. She couldn't even moan anymore, just pant hard.Beetlejuice was enjoying the feast his love was giving him so much. He ate up her slick as if he was a cat eating cream. He loved the taste she had when she came. He loved it as much as he did the fear people got that he haunted.Lydia came down from her last orgasm and laid back against the pillows "I'm numb..." she chuckles.Beetlejuice smirked, "That's okay. I'll be nice and give ya a few minutes before I pound ya into mattress.""Will you untie me now; my arms are getting sore."Beetlejuice smirked, "Ya want daday ta miss out on his release? I planned on fucking ya stupid...just...like...THAT."She rolls her eyes, smiling "Alright go ahead like this."Beetlejuice snapped his fingers, and he was instantly naked. He smoothly slipped inside of her and started to pound into her while he either twisted, pinched or sucked on her beautiful tits. He managed to force another orgasm from her right before he came and shot a huge load deep inside her with a heavy grunt. He thrusted shallowly until she had milked him dry before kissing her tits one more time and pulled out with a stream on cum and slick following his exit. He said, "Now that was a good quality pounding. Good girl, baby." With a snap of his fingers, he released her and cleaned up the mess they made. He laid down next to her and lit a cigarette.After recovering the encounter, she turns over on her side and drapes her arm over his chest "I love you."Beetlejuice grinned showing his rotten teeth and replied, "Ya sure?""Yes... always." she closes her eyes, sighing contently.Beetlejuice took a long drag on his cigarette and smiled as they cuddled. It's funny... until Lydia he had never been a cuddles kinda ghoul but now he kinda liked it.
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