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The Kool Aid Man burst through the wall yelling his signature
"ОО00НННHHHH YEAHHHHH" What he didn't expect to see was a bunch of freaky ahh people getting all freaked up on a Sunday afternoon. He was going to walk out until he saw HIS FAVORITE TOY!!! His Low Key Small Dildo! The kool aid man immediately jumped over and straight in the low key small dildo as he bounces on it crazy style, just like that meme on tiktokLittle did Kool-Aid Man know... This was actually a skit on hit app, vine. And his low-key small dildo was covered in itchin powder. "000HHHHHH N00000...." The Kool-Aid Man yells, jumping off his low-key small dildo as SANS UNDERTALE jumps out from behind a curtain and starts to cackle deviously as he points his bony phalange at the Kool-Aid Man.the itching powder not only caused kool aid mans anus to prolapse but it also made his balls and peenuts shriver to
catapillar size. in blind rage he charges at sans who whips away on his blue gumball dong and flies away. kool aid man wails in agony, gently holding his shrivled manhood as tears flow from his jar. his flagpole wasn't event half mast, it was ran over by a 2020 jeep Silverado with 4 wheel drive by a white guy. kool aids man did everything he could after that, including contracting aids. now in a hospital bed he
reminessed on all the epic adventures he went on before prolaped booty hole and shrivled dick. then he die