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“Maybe in another universe we can be Twilight Sparkles and Mordecai in Vriska Universe but unfortunately you choose to be with sans”Dr.Clef said to Dr.Kondraki in the Marriage counselor office, his face stuck in a sad grimace as he wiped his tears with 99.999% vegan cotton cloth. The sunset gleamed through the window, shining into the office with happiness, happy as Dr.Kondraki when he’s drunk on beer.Suddenly Alfred F. Jones (America) fell through the roof into the Marriage Counselor office.“US GOVERNMENT IS AFTER YOU! EAT THE BRITISH”he yells at the top of his lungs before Weathly explodes while screaming “Tiānshàng tàiyang hóng ya hóngtōngtōng ēi . Xīnzhōng de tàiyang shì máozédōng ēi .Tā lǐngdǎo wǒmen dé jiěfàng ēi. Rénmín fānshēn dāngjiāzuòzhǔ rén. Yīya yī zhī yōu wèi. Ya ér ya zhī yōu ā” with excitement of course :)Dr.Clef and Dr:Kondraki looked at each other before falling in love, kissing. Their kiss was so powerful it made the world fall into peace, It was so powerful that God noticed the peace and send the second coming of Christ aka: my bestieMy bestie yelled “HOMESTUCK IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!” which was even more powerful than the kiss and made the world fall into 100 years of darkness with no Yaoi, no Yuri, and no AO3! The people of wattpad smirked mischievously as they reloaded their muskets, looking like the French revolution. The AO3 users screamed in pain as they die in misery, not knowing if future generations would know what Sexy Times with WangXian is nor know what Donald Trump/ Elon Musk Mpreg fanfictions are. Suddenly Tommy innit appeared “I became depressed kids, don’t believe Dream…or drugs…or…dreamsmp” he yelled with galaxy tears which create another universe, also creating little tommy innitJohn F. Kennedy looked at Tommy innit, leaned closer and whispered into his ear “i saw you had diamonds. Do you want to give them to me?”Tommy started to scream, he screamed like god “THIS IS MY NO NO SQUARE!” Twilight sparkles appears and fall in love with Tommy innit, it was really romantic…reallyThe school bathrooms looked at them and smirked even more mischievously like devil itself “Muhaha i know the world’s secret you gossip queens”Glados laughed and start to break dance, knowing the school bathroom doesn’t know her secrets because only Cave Johnson knows her secrets“TOMMY INNIT IS MY SON” Cave Johnson yells in sad tone, holding John F. Kennedy in his arms. “I MEAN JOHN F. KENNEDY!” “This is so useless and cringe” I say as I post this on Ao3 with no way back.