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'Sex pollen?' Hinata Hajime heard some of the words uttered by the Former Ultimate Scout to the Former Ultimate Boxer, glancing at Yukizome Chisa flushed and trembling on the ground. From a distance, the brunette could see the ultimates on the ground, mumbling nonsense. For some reason, this might've happened before in some alternate timeline. Nevertheless, he should focus on the present and help his friend. 'Let's see how strong it is...' "That is strong," The reserve course student remarked, waving his hand to shoo the sweet fragrance. This was worse than the Ultimate Cook's aphrodisiac incident, especially when he could see questionable liquids staining the grass beds. Fortunately, it's only been ten minutes since Class 77-B inhaled this mysterious sex pollen. Unfortunately, the air is dense with the pollen and continuous exposure could lead to further complications."Nanami. I'm here," Hajime had to run to the farthest end, blinking multiple times due to the pollen irritating his eyes. Hajime wasn't sure if he was relieved or disappointed when he saw none of Chiaki's classmates having sex. He honestly shipped Nidai Nekomaru and Owari Akane, and maybe Komaeda Nagito and Kamukura Izuru since the Ultimate Chef are very convincing. "It's not safe there, brat!" Sakakura Juzo warned as Hajime almost tripped on the unconscious photographer, but his voice was muffled by a special mask distributed by Kizakura Koichi. "Who called him, anyways?!" "Ran out of energy again, huh?" Hajime stood in front of Chiaki, kneeling to turn Chiaki over to face him. "This... Is bad," Hajime held the back of her neck, Chiaki's temperature burning in the palm of his hand."Sorry," Hajime tilted her head, pressing his lips against hers. Tasting her saliva, Hajime theorized the school or one of the ultimate students improved the potency of the plant's pollen. 'They're all going to the nurse's office.'"..." Eyelashes fluttering, Chiaki parted her lips and slipped her tongue to meet with his. "?!" Pulling away, Hajime stared at the string of saliva connecting between them. Hajime pieced the puzzle together, theorizing that the plant either consumes sexual liquids, utilizes predators to spread its pollen, or drains the energy of its targets to eat their corpses. Hajime licked his lips before confirming. "It seems the usual method of curing the targets is through sexual intercourse, but after they escape the pollen mist-" "Thanks!" Hajime almost dropped Chiaki, catching the mask with his other hand. Placing it on the gamer, Hajime waits for his friend to regain her footing. Hajime glanced around him, leaning back as Chiaki grabbed his necktie to raise herself. "Why isn't anyone fucking?""It's called consent and trauma," Chiaki coughed, leaning on the brunette while rubbing her eyes. "Komaeda-kun's luck triggered this." "Bad luck or good luck?" Hajime chuckled, glancing back at the adults carefully dragging the students closest to the exit. "You want me to measure the sizes?""Tempting, but let's help the others..." Chiaki placed a hand on Hajime's shoulder, lifting herself. Hajime grabbed the strawberry-colored panty, offering it to Chiaki who swiped the same from his hand. "We should save another person to help everyone.""Someone we trust..." Hajime scanned the area, eventually spotting his self-proclaimed soul friend Souda Kazuichi semi-conscious. "Found one. Can you go over and grab me another mask? Thanks." "Before you do, help Sonia-san!" Chiaki suggested, and Hajime swerved to the Ultimate Princess. Surprisingly, Sonia Nevermind is awake and crawling towards the exit at a snail's pace."Sorry about this, Nevermind." Hajime surprised the blonde by wrapping his arm over her waist, standing up, and lifting her like luggage. Sonia puked while Hajime was running to the exit, but it was probably the effects of the pollen. Hajime carefully placed the princess on the stretcher. "How are you not affected?" Kizakura Koichi recently retrieved the Ultimate Yakuza when he caught the reserve student adjusting Sonia's clothes."Who knows?" Hajime didn't care either, catching the fancy mask Chiaki threw on his side, before returning to the contamination site. Now that Hajime is analyzing the site for the third time, he could already see the unlucky victims facing the full assault of the pollen. It was the female group, unaware of the anomalous nature of the mysterious plant now burnt or hidden by the Ultimate Hope. 'Was the plant that pretty?' "Sorry, Souda." Hajime finally stood before his friend, pushing him to lie on his back, and covered his face with the mask."Since kissing Nanami failed to flush the effects of the pollen, I'm going to use you and confirm my theory," Hajime explained, uncaring whether anyone heard his theory on the situation."Ha...?" The mechanic woke up, eyes widened when he felt cold fingers wrap around his throbbing cock. "I'm going to give you post-nut clarity to flush the chemicals from your system. Fortunately, your cum should be sufficient for the experiment," Hajime elaborated, hoping the mechanic wouldn't mind his classmates hearing the session. Hajime doesn't know why, but his presence tends to recharge those around him. Chiaki said that's a sign of being an empath, but Hajime wished he met a fellow empath to charge his energy. "Ready?""???" The Ultimate Mechanic barely understood the words uttered by his friend, but he felt Hajime grab his dick. Kazuichi looked around for some reason, probably to see if anyone was awake to judge them. Hajime hoped they were too tired to care, "Let's start," Hajime concluded, using one hand to massage the cock before him. The brunette has never assisted another man to masturbate before, so he experimented like any samaritan."?!" Kazuichi somehow managed to sit up, hand clawing Hajime's shoulder. "I wonder if it's working?" Hajime pondered, giving the base a good squeeze before pumping his cock from base to tip. Regardless of the pressure, Kazuichi has been leaking continuous semen from the tip. Hearing the mechanic pant in front of him won't make him stop."Hn... Hrgh..." Kazuichi shivered when Hajime's hand lightly squeezed the tip before sliding back down to the base. The mechanic must've thrown his pride, lightly moving his hips against his hand, groaning louder when Hajime grazed the skin of the underside of his penis."If this works, am I expecting Matsuda to become a sex expert? He's the only person available other than Tsumiki," Hajime was getting bored with pumping Kazuichi's cock, covering the slit with his thumb to playfully splatter cum around Kazuichi's pants. "H...Hot!" Mioda Ibuki was awake, watching him and Kazuichi. "Nothing to see here," Hajime told the Ultimate Musician currently fingering herself."!!" Kazuichi was supposed to answer, but the mechanic spread his legs and groaned when Hajime used his palm to rub along his shaft with his fingers strumming the base like a guitar."Intense masturbation and hydration might be the remedy," Hajime lightly bumps his finger to the edge of the shaft and the glans, making Kazuichi reach climax for... Hajime wasn't sure, but Kazuichi raised his head in bliss. "H-holy shit!" Kazuichi spoke coherently, and Hajime dropped the now flaccid penis. "I... I feel amazing!""I saved you a trip from the nurse's office. You're welcome," Hajime raised his hand, staring at the semen. "You need to eat more fruits. This stink.""Stop!" Kazuichi pushed Hajime's hand away, flustered and having the strength to even push Hajime on the ground. "No homo! I swear!" "Wait. Will I escape the nurse's office if Hinata-kun ate me?" Chiaki gasped, making Hajime look up to see the gamer dragging the Ultimate Photographer."I think vibrators and dildos work better for girls," Hajime let Kazuichi wipe his cum-stained hand on the ground."It would work on guys too if we stuff it close to the prostate gland," Chiaki almost dropped her friend when she raised her hand."Yeah... But we cured Souda already. I guess we can try it on Komaeda?" Hajime sat up once Kazuichi got off him. "Or Kamukura and let Komaeda watch?""Or vice versa," Chiaki offered another method while her friends stood up. "I'm not against gays, but we shouldn't do that." Kazuichi tentatively picked up the unconscious dancer while Hajime picked up Ibuki. "We don't even know if they're a thing!""Please! I've heard from a reliable informant that those two had-Oh. Hi. Uh..." Hajime didn't expect the Ultimate Hope to glare at the three of them, specifically Hajime. "Your pollen resistance is amazing." "Bro..." Kazuichi glanced at Hajime when Izuru strode away. "Count your days. He's mad."