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New York CityThe place of dreams, history, diversity, adventure, and everything good that can come in life. It's a fantastic city, a wondrous city! But along with the jungle concrete, where dreams are made of, there is also danger.Scammers, murderers, thieves, and other dangerous people walk through the city every day, looking like you and I, but the intentions are obvious. Bring havoc to the beautiful city; however, there is always someone to stop them.A sudden blur swings by, and you know exactly who it is. It’s…“Spiderman!” yells a small kid.Shut up, kid! This is my narration! Go find your mother, you ugly squirt! Anyways, where was I…oh yes, NYC, adventure, danger, Spiderman.He swings past cars as he gets ready for his latest mission: retrieve a stolen artifact from the local museum and bring it to the police for scanning of fingerprints.As he arrives at the scene, he takes in the culprit running away with the artifact. It’s a bouncing square pumpkin! He lands in front of the pumpkin.“Halt!” he demands, “Stop right there, thief!” The pumpkin stops and yells back in a high-pitched voice, “My name is Spookly, and everyone makes fun of me for being square, but I will do something good! I will return this artifact—”Spiderman kicks the pumpkin, and it’s yeeted away, leaving the artifact.The hero then picks it up and swings to the police station so that they can scan for fingerprints, but why? He already knows the weird pumpkin stole it.At the police station, they scan it, and everyone is compelled by what they see.“Dude,” a policeman says, “these are koala fingerprints….”Which means Spookly wasn’t the thief; a koala was.Suddenly the door to the department swings open, and in comes the worst thing in the world.Duo the owl“Ohhhhhh, PETER!” Its little birdy voice says, “You missed your Italian lesson, sunny boy! You know what that means!”Spiderman hides behind the policemen, shocked. “Get away!”Duo pulls out an AK-47 from his literal ass and says simply, “No, sunny boy. I won’t."The End