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It is another day working at the Los Angeles office of NCIS.LAPD Detective Marty Deeks walks into the office and notices a small cardboard box sitting on his side of the desk. One he shares with Special Agent G. Callen. Upon seeing it is addressed to him, he immediately knows what it is. Like a child on Christmas morning, he gleefully pulls out a pocket knife. He unsheathes the knife’s blade and uses it to cut the tape. After sheathing the blade, he then puts the knife back in his pocket and enthusiastically opens the box. Moving packaging peanuts out of the way, he slowly pulls the packaged item out. It is a pair of black glasses with maroon reddish shades. To him, it is as if he discovered a rare treasure. One he has spent years or even a lifetime searching for.It takes him a while to notice his partner, NCIS Special Agent Kensi Blye, standing there. With a surprised look on her face no less.“What are those?,” the 5’8” field agent asks, walking up to her scruffy looking partner.“These are bonafide x-ray glasses,” he responds. “Not those cheap knockoffs with the swirls on them.”Kensi teasingly scoffs. Not just at him but also at the idea of real x-ray glasses.“You’re such a child, Deeks,” she retorts. “There is no way those are real.”Accepting her skepticism as a challenge, Deeks puts the glasses on and decides to look around. Much to his dismay, they don’t allow him to see through walls and such. He starts to get upset about possibly wasting his money. Kensi notices this and shows support for the fun-loving detective.“It’s okay, Deeks. Just another one of those things they advertise to sound good,” Kensi comforts him with her words. She goes to set her stuff on her desk.A bit disappointed, Deeks turns around to look in her direction. He lets out a defeated sigh. “Yeah, I guess you’re right. Maybe I should ask for a refund… or… not…” Before he can finish his thought, something involving Kensi and the glasses catches his attention. He starts to notice a bit of skin where her pants should be. Same for her shirt.She turns around to notice that goofy grin plastered on his face again. Only this time, it seems to be twice as big as before. He slowly moves his gaze up and over her medium olive skinned torso. There, he can see her toned stomach along with a matching black lace bra and panties. Wondering, he starts to walk around behind her. Where it becomes clear she is wearing a thong that barely covers her toned glutes.As this happens, Kensi slowly realizes what is happening.“Those actually work? Damn it!,” Kensi says out loud but with a smile on her face.“You shouldn’t swear, Kensilina. And for your information, they do work. In fact, this is why I bought them.”Kensi beats herself up mentally for not realizing that earlier. Of course, she doesn’t it too much with Deeks being involved. If there is one man she would be okay with perving on her using x-ray glasses, it would be none other than Deeks.Just as she starts laughing, she notices her fellow agents G. Callen and Sam Hanna standing there. Completely confused as to what’s going on. This also eventually catches Deeks’ attention, who takes the glasses off and stands there with a dumbfounded look on his face. Sam finally says something after a few minutes of awkward silence.“What are you two doing?,” the hulking Navy SEAL turned federal agent asks.“I thinking Deeks bought himself an authentic pair of x-ray glasses,” Callen retorts. “Isn’t that right, Deeks?”“M-M-Maybe…” Deeks responds hesitantly. Kensi’s blushing confirming the answer to Callen’s question.Sam smirks. “You know, we can probably take those and see how big Deeks’ brain is.” Deeks laughs in a sarcastic manner.The four of them hear a weird noise. They look up to see NCIS intelligence personnel Eric Beale, holding a noisemaker, and Nell Jones, holding a tablet, standing in the middle of the staircase. Looking at them awkwardly.“We have a case,” Nell says. Eric follows this by playing the noisemaker again, much to everyone’s chagrin. Deeks places the glasses down on his desk, allowing Kensi to see an opportunity. Everyone starts making their way up the staircase. Kensi quickly reaches out to grab the glasses, only for Deeks to snag them first.“Mine,” Deeks rubs in her face. Putting them with the rest of his stuff