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AN-Hi I am sorry if this is a block of text or boring I just can’t sleep.I am also writing on phone so R.I.P to my thumbs.Anyways let’s begin.Also sorry if it’s just a bad story.Peter opened the door to his apartment and walked in he moved in about 2 months ago and he’s finally got a routine.In the beginning he wanted to yell ‘I’m home May’ out of shear habit but now whenever he thinks of the words he wants to cry. Peter got an alright job we’ll getting his college degree in pays enough to get him an apartment.He was lucky and got a full scholarship to M.I.T(If Tony was awake he would have murdered Pete if he didn’t attend MIT)Luckily he got a 3 bedroom apartment for really cheap because a family was murdered there with an axe.Peter felt really bad for moving in a ghost home(even if the ghost family wasn’t there he fingured better safe than sorry.I mean he fought a mad titan, met two gods,HAD SUPERPOWERS for crying out loud.) But it was cheap and Matt said “to do it because you won’t get a better place”He was right and Peter knew it.Today was his only off day no school, no work, no spider-maning(much to his dismay.Steve said take atleast one day off of the month to relax.Normally Peter wouldn’t listen but when EVERYONE agrees it kinda hard to ingore.) This day was going to be stress-free nothing going on with Peter Parker.Nothing totally nothing.Everything was going to be peaceful relaxing even. Until your about to take a nap on the couch watching Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire on your phone and a yellow portal opens on the roof and spits out two people.Flying upstand down and the people falling onto the coffee table breaking it.And Peter just bought it, damn it.Eariler that day Bruce Banner had been working on a machine to reach out to other universes.He knew another attack from alien was probably going to happen to he had to be ready.Maybe having other-universes technology would help a bit in fighting the next opponent.Ever since Tony went into an coma Bruce would work with Peter in the lab but today was his required rest day from everything even if Peter hated that fact.Bruce decided to make a machine that would create a portal to other universes because a messaging one would have to have another one the other side.Bruce decided that he would a small portal and send a letter though and not walk in without knowing anything, because that would be stupid.Who would walk into a random portal that pops up in front of them?No one would do that,right?Bruce was running on 48 minutes of sleep and 7 cups of coffee he wasn’t thinking straight.He didn’t expect the machine to actually work.’Is this what Steve feels like when we listened to him?’The problem he now faced was the small screen he was holding said the portal was open but nothing was there.So Bruce came to 2 conclusions1:The screen is a lier OR2:The portal opened somewhere else where he didn’t know.As much as Bruce wanted to continue working he couldn’t Steve has about to get back from a mission.Steve has made it his personal mission to make sure the team stays healthy.So Bruce had to go to bed though he didn’t want to.If he didn’t the Steve would ban him from the lab for a week.Meanwhile in another universe.Resendly Jason finally agreed to come to the manor for a nice dinner.(He just wanted to see Alfred.)Dick had come back from Blüdhaven for this special dinner.Bruce didn’t say why it was important but he said “Dick will you please come to the manor at 5:30PM for dinner it’s important”quote on quote.Normally Dick would attend.He worked out alot of his problems with Bruce.So when Dick got to the manor he didn’t expect to see Jason.Yeah Bruce said it was important but he got Jason here that is a BIG task.Jason normally like a cat,you can’t go to it,it will come to you.Dick knew it was Alfred’s brithday which he brought a present for.Dick always forgot that Jason loves Alfred like a grandpa so he didn’t really expect him to be there.When Dick walked though the front door.He yelled “Honey I’m homeeeee” Dick needed to find Alfred to wish a happy birthday so imagine his shock when he sees.His younger brother,a famous crime lord,will kill someone if they look at him wrong.Working with Tim & Damian(someone who hates cooking)to bake a cake.Jason was standing over them in a black t-shirt with a pink apron with flour on his face talking about how to ice a cake correctly.Dick was bewildered.His siblings working together to bake.Which only him,Alfred & Jason like doing.Damian hates the kitchen he says’cooking is far to unsatatarey’But still listens to Pennyworth’s talks about cooking.And Tim not working?Unlikely but Dick now knew that the family can unight for Alfred.Once they were done decorating the cake .Jason was cleaning up the conterns,Tim the floors & Damian putting items away.When this was happening Bruce was distancing Alfred with random things.”Master Bruce this was lovely but I must prepare dinner.We are having quite a few guests and I must prepare ealier that normal.”“I understand Alfred.Happy birthday again.”Alfred thanked the man and took his leave.When Alfred walked in the kitchen it was a pleasant surprise to see (his favorite)grandson in there waiting in a bright pink apron,Alfred gave him as a joke.”pleasure to see you master Jason””Happy brithday.It’s awesome to see you too Alfred so what are we making?said Jason they (Alfred) decided on chicken noodle soup.Jason grabed the ingredients and Alfred cutting the vegetables & chicken.Whenever Jason & Alfred cooked together they would just fall into a rhyme .Before they knew it the food was complete.Jason severed up with Alfred grabbing Bruce,Tim & Dick.Today was actually Alfred’s brithday but the last day he worked until after visiting his family.At dinner there was just a bit of playful banter.After Alfred opened his gifts but the main ones were a pocket watch from Jason,12 Cook books from Dick,Tim got him some book series & Bruce got him a bunch of gifts(they all did he got in toal 129 gifts from the family).What shocked Alfred even more was that they made him a cake they didn’t buy it.The cake was delicious in everyone opinion.After cake Alfred went to bed because he had to wake up early the next day.Jason was reading on the couch and Dick was watching The Office.They a small yellow portal opened about as big as hand.Jason reached in like to grab something.But it expanded and suck him in.Dick jumped in the portal after him.Then the portal closed.They fell from the roof of an apartment on a coffee table Dick was on top of Jason.Before fainting Jason looked to a cute boy who looked shocked. They he faintedAn-Sorry I really wanted to get this out.I am hoping to get another chapter out in 1-2 days if anyone cares.
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Peter was bewildered to say the least.He was just watching the fourth Harry Potter movie.Then BAM two people fall onto his coffee table.The guys onto top got up he was about 6’2,pretty fit and shoulder length hair.He looked confused but then got into a fighting position.Why would this guy go into a fighting position when Peter was lying on the couch in a hoodie with a phone propped up.(Peter knew but that was kinda ridiculous)”Uh hi”Peter said confused.”Can you explain went you just fell from a portal onto my coffee table?”Peter said like this was an average Tuesday.Which isn’t that far off.“Um my brother,”He kinda points to the guy who fainted on the table.Who is super cute.”Got sucked into this portal and I went after him.”Dick said.”So you aren’t some evil people who are planning on attacking the world?”Said peter who got up off the couch and who was standing with his arms crossed and looked like a disappointed mom.”Uh no?”Dick said standing now he was about 5 inches taller than Peter and was looking down at him.He had an eyebrow rised up as well.”I’m Richard Grayson.”He said extending his hand to peter.Who was shocked,this man looks,sounds & has the same name as his dead dad.”Peter Parker.Nice to meet you”Peter said quietly.The truth was he wanted to sink into the floor and hide.How delusional was Peter becoming his dead dad alive as if.What if.From what Peter remembers this guy sounds just like his father.From the pictures they look like twins & before his dad was adopted that was his name ‘Richard Grayson’. Then he changed it once he was adopted.”That is my brother Jason” Dick said pointing his right shoulder to the cutie who was passed out on that table.”By the way, where are we?”He said curious and really confused. “Queens,NYC.In my humble abode.”Peter said a little pride.He has an apartment without anyones help not Mays,Mr.Stark,Mr.Bucky,Steve,Dr.strange or anyone ( Gods including).”Queens?I need to get back to Gotham.”Dick said pretty concerned he was quite a bit away. ”Gotham? Where?” Peter was questioning.He’s never heard of a place like that and trust him he’s heard a lot weird things.”New jersey.The crime capital, normally people say it where all the trash goes. How have you not heard of it?”“I think I would know a place like that.I’m going to google it.” Peter says as he pulls out a pretty old stark phone, it was heavily modified so it was better than the newest stark phone.Dick rised an eyebrow at the slight of the phone but decided not to question the look of it.It look way nicer than most phones in Gotham only rich people but then THAT nice.The way peters apartment looked run down, Dick assumed Peter was broke.Well that was his fault for assuming.”Exuse me but are you sure that exists?I looked it up and I all find is a bakery in Washington state.” Peter said trying to help the person who teleported into his apartment.Right when Dick was going to reply Jason woke up.”Wha, what happened dickwing?”jason said a bit sleepy dick thinks he hasn’t comprehended where he was or what happened.It took about 15 seconds for Jason to realize and when he did we stood up grabbed a gun off his leg and pointed it at Peter.”Wow cool down Jay-Bird he’s helping us.”Dick said like a mother trying to get her toddler down for a nap.Peter spider sense went off before Jason pulled out a gun so peter knew it was going to happen.What he didn’t know that this guy was hella cute.he was about 6’5 and very fit, peter did wonder about the white strike in his jet black hair.Peter was too tired to deal with this though so he was about to make a risky move.”How bout you guys stay with me.While you fuigare out how to get home.I think I have a spare computer here so you can do a bit of research.”Peter said with a hint of ‘I’m over this’.At this point Jason put his gun down due to dick telling him it’s rude and the guy was being very kind.”That would be awesome. Thank you Peter.Also could I borrow that computer.So you can do other things then deal with rescreahing things I want you to.