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Across the multiverse, one law stood above all others as an ever-immutable truth: Coomers gonna coom, gooners gonna goon. So it was in the Earth dimension, as well, and especially within the brony community. A man by the name of Mouldforged saw the truth of this and began making sex toys based on the characters from the My Little Pony show. One of them was Chrysalis, the queen of the changelings. Ordinarily this would have been where our story stopped, but something happened that our enterprising pervert had not intended. Unbeknownst to him and much to the misfortune of the real queen back in Equestria, the creation process somehow caused the silicone to became quantum-entangled with her body. It somehow became an extension of her, enabling her to feel everything that happened to each and every sex toy that was made in her image.At first it wasn’t so bad and in some ways it was actually a welcome diversion from her tireless plotting and scheming to feel the occasional brony use the puffy donut of her asshole to pump out a fat nut in her honor. However, as the sales of Chrysalis sex toys kept increasing, things soon reached the point where it became impossible for the queen to find a single moment during the day where her holes weren’t being used as cum dumps. There was just always someone fucking their sex toy and thus her, too. Instead of plotting against her enemies like she used to do, the queen of the changelings became confined to her throne room where her quantum-entangled ass and pussy were penetrated at all hours of the day by multiple big human cocks that forced her to come her brains out, over and over and over again. There was no rest. If her mind hadn’t already been too broken for her to speak, she might have admitted to actually liking this new development, but the only sounds that she was able to make anymore were moans of pleasure, tired whimpers and screams of ecstasy.One of the greatest threats to ponykind had been reduced to a drooling incoherent fuck-sow in near-constant rut, and there was much rejoicing. That was the story of how a bunch of unwashed gooner bronies unknowingly saved the realm of Equestria from the evil changeling queen, all from the safety of their respective coom caves. Gentlemen, Equestria salutes you and your tireless service to her citizens. Long may you fap.