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The blue elf lazily rolled his hand along the rushing wind as he leaned his chin against the car door.  He sighed before letting out a tired grumble.“Ya know, I could have just met you there.  I have Gwenny 2 after all.”The centaur bristled his mustache and shook his head as he turned the wheel of his cop car.  “Probably not a good idea to take your van that has a bunch of tickets on it to a police station, Barley.  And I wanted to give you a ride.”“Hey!  I paid off the last one, thank you very much.  That fire hydrant just appeared out of nowhere.  And thanks.”“No problem.  Now get your head back in the car before you lose it,” Colt said.Barley groaned and did as he was told, pulling away from his only escape and slumping back into the passenger seat.  He eyed the window sadly as the glass rolled up, the bars to his prison he could not leave.    “Now I know you’re probably not interested in my job, you think it’s just issuing speeding tickets and stopping the occasional statue protest-““So you mean me?” Barley said.“But!  I think it’s good to have your horizons expanded a bit, see what’s out there!  You’re on your, what’d your mom call it, your gap year, right?” Colt asked.  “Ya know, I never would have become a cop if my old man didn’t take me to his work.  I remember it like was yesterday when-“Barley resisted the urge to roll his eyes and just nodded quietly as the centaur told his story.  He didn’t know how he got roped into spending the day with Colt Bronco down at the station but all he knew was that his mom had that look in her eyes that said, “Do this or I’m canceling your Quests of Yore birthday bust I got you.”  It was a fate worse than death.The thick elf just sighed as he leaned his head against the window and he gave Colt a few more nods.  He then dug his phone out of his vest pocket and discreetly opened his Twitter, expertly thumbing out a message as he pretended to pay attention to the officer.  “Uh huh, wow, and the officer you spilled the coffee on became your trainer?  That’s amazing…”  After a moment Barley looked down at the missive he prepared.  “Spending the day with my stepdad, total bummer.  Would rather spend it jerking off in my van like usual~”Barley smirked as he looked at the message and quickly checked his side.  Colt was still enraptured in his own story so the elf took the chance and discreetly squeezed the front of his cargo shorts, showing off his thick cock that lay hidden just beneath.  He then took a photo and added it to his post before hitting send.The blue elf smirked before he resumed his mask of indifference.  It was already risky enough running an OnlyElves account in a very full house, but to take a quick dick pic for his fans next to his officer stepdad was a whole other level.  But that was part of the fun for Barley.  He saw the tweet was already going well, getting a flurry of horny comments as well as a few dick and ass pics for good measure.  Just the sight of them was enough for Barley to chub up in his shorts a little but he quickly regained his focus.  He couldn’t be sporting a full-on hardon next to Colt after all.Thankfully, the car slowed to a stop as it arrived at its destination.  “We’re here!” Colt exclaimed as they pulled into a parking lot.“Yay…”  Barley let out a groan as he saw the police station in all its glory.  A big bland square building that he had seen many times for his occasional protests and trespassing.  Stepping out of the car, Barley stretched a bit, reaching his hands to the sky and exposing part of his belly to the air.  “Uh, just gonna stretch a second, I’ll be right behind you.”The centaur awkwardly squeezed his way out of his vehicle, his large horse rump flumping out of the car as he stood on the pavement.  “Alright, hurry up quick so I can get you your visitor’s badge.”“Right right, can’t wait…” Barley said, eyeing Colt’s backside as he trotted into the building.  As soon as he was far enough away, Barley quickly whipped out his phone again.  Checking to make sure there wasn’t anyone else around, Barley pulled the waistband of his cargo shorts away and exposed his dick as he was huddled against the door of the car.  It throbbed beneath his shorts as Barley sensed the danger of it all and he quickly snapped a pic of his thick blue cock.  He snickered as he typed out another post.“Seriously, I’m getting hard up and I have to spend it NOT jerking off.  How lame.”  He attached the photo of his dick and hit send.  Again, a flurry of fans left horny comments about how they wished they could take care of him, wanting to suck and worship his heavy balls.  The words made Barley’s stiffen to a full chub and he grunted with appreciation before grabbing his dick and trapping it beneath his waistband, making sure it was firmly in place.“Probably not a good idea to walk into a cop station with a hardon.  I mean, probably,” Barley muttered.  He then adjusted his vest and hat before he followed Colt into the building.The blue elf was then greeted with a wave of noise, telephones going off and people talking or arguing with one another just beyond the greeter’s desk.  A few citizens sat idly by, waiting for something or some time to talk to them while a very large green orc sat at the desk.  Colt was already at the front desk talking with the officer when Barley walked up.“Hey, Jimenez, can I get a visitor’s pass for my friend over here?” Colt said, tapping the desk.Barley rolled his eyes at the attempt at endearment as the green orc looked up from his phone.  The second he made eye contact with Barley, however, the officer quickly slammed his phone face down on the desk before dropping his jaw.  “Wha…”The blue elf furrowed his brows in confusion and Colt waved his hand in front of the orc’s face.  “You okay there, buddy?”Jimenez shook his head and cleared his throat.  “Fine!  Just…fine.  Uh, here, just sign here and I’ll get you a badge.”The officer then shakily grabbed a nearby clipboard and slid it in front of Barley.  “Uh…cool?” he said warily.  The elf then quickly scrawled his name on the sign-in sheet and added a few flourishes of lightning bolts to his signature for good measure.  Then the officer handed him a lanyard that declared in big bold block letters “VISITOR.”  “Thanks!  Alright, Barley, come on back where all the action is!” Colt said excitedly.Barley frowned as he watched an officer walk past, grumbling as he looked at his shirt.  “Ugh, I spilled yogurt on myself again.”The elf looked at Colt dryly.  “Yeah, action,” he said as he followed the centaur past the desk and into the heart of the station.  He shot a glance back at the orc at the desk and saw him furiously texting on his phone.  Barley wondered what was his deal and if just sitting at a desk all day made you crazy.As he walked into the station Barley saw all the officers’ desks spread across the room all set up in pairs of two.  Some officers typed away at their computers while a few stared at some documents, rubbing their chin in deep thought.  But Barley began to notice something strange among the officers.  While a few gave him the normal courteous glance and nod of acknowledgment some officers gazes lingered, or at least tried to.A large muscular manticore’s eyes stared at him just above his computer before darting back down.  A pair of satyrs huddled close together with their coffee cups in hand, checking their phone and stealing glances toward him.  And a pixie flew past, stuttered as he made eye contact, and promptly slammed into a wall before flying away.Barley narrowed his eyes as he looked around.  “Huh, I wonder if any of them arrested me or something.  Not like I did anything particularly weird to warrant this reaction though.  I only chained myself to a few statues,” he mumbled.“Barley?  Are you paying attention?”The blue elf snapped to attention and saw Colt with his fists against his hips.  “Ah, sorry Officer Bronco, was just, uh, admiring the office space.  So many cops doing their job, it’s…inspiring?” he said hesitantly.The centaur shook his head.  “I’m sure.  Now, as I was saying, we call this the bullpen.  This is where all the thinking and planning takes place behind the scenes.  It’s not always car chases and arrests, ya know?”“Yeah, it’s mostly eating donuts and knocking over my game table with your huge ass…” Barley mumbled.“What was that?”“Nothing!” Barley held up his hands in innocence as the centaur grumbled.  But before he could get grilled and shown where Colt worked the orc from earlier ran up beside him, his heavy feet thumping beneath him.  “S-Sorry to cut the tour short, Bronco, but the uh, the Chief needs you to get through this paperwork ASAP,” the green orc said.The centaur’s mustache became downturned as he was handed a very large stack of folders and papers.  “What, now?  Really?”“Y-Yup!  Chief’s orders,” Jimenez said, darting his eyes a few times toward Barley’s direction.Colt carefully held the stack of papers in one hand and scratched his head.  “Oh, well, alright, if he says so.  Sorry to cut the tour short there, Barley.”Before the blue elf could feign disappointment the orc cut in front of him and blocked his view of Colt.  “Oh, don’t worry about that!  I, uh, I can show him around.  It’s no problem.  Gotta lead the youth, right?”Barley looked confused while the centaur let out a sigh of relief.  “Oh, thanks, that would be a big help.  Promised his mom I’d give him a real tour.”Jimenez smiled and gave Colt a wide smile.  “Yeah, no worries!  I can keep him company.  S-Say Barley, why uh, why don’t start this way?” the orc offered, gesturing his hand down toward a hallway.Barley frowned as the orc laid a trembling hand on his shoulder and began to guide him down deep into the station.  “Uh…sure?  See you in a bit, Officer Bronco?” he said over his shoulder.  Colt just gave him a slight nod and then sighed as he carried his papers to his desk, his hooves sadly clopping against the linoleum floor.The orc walked quickly and awkwardly, leading him down a hallway before stopping at a door.  There he keyed it open and gestured for him to walk inside.  “Uh, why don’t we check out this room first?” he said loudly, angling his head behind his back toward the hallway.Still unsure of what was going on, Barley listened to the officer and went into the room anyway.  “Ohhhh, hey, this is one of those interrogation rooms, isn’t it?” he said.A plain wooden table with thick metal legs sat in the middle of a large rectangular room.  On one side of the room was a blank cinderblock wall while directly opposite of it was a large black glass window.  Some sunlight filtered through the high window on the wall in front of Barley but for the most part, the room was lit thanks to the singular bright incandescent lightbulb above him.  Besides the two chairs situated on either side of the table, there wasn’t much else in the room.Barley walked around the room and headed straight to the black window.  “Heh, just like on TV.  This is a two-way mirror, right?  Wonder if that finger trick works,” he said, pressing a finger against the glass.“Y-Yeah, it’s a two-way mirror.  Um, but that’s not why I brought you here,” Jimenez said, closing the door behind him.  Barley turned around and faced the officer who was staring nervously down at his shoes.  He narrowed his eyes at the green orc.  “Why did you then?  Isn’t this part of the tour?”The orc officer swallowed loudly and nervously before approaching Barley with his phone in hand.  “A-Are you really-?”Just then, the door opened and several officers came into the large room at once.  The cops Barley had noticed earlier that was acting strange, the manticore, the satyrs, and the clumsy pixie, all came into the room.  Closing the door behind them they quickly surrounded the blue elf, trapping him against the window as they spoke quickly and quietly.“Holy shit, it’s really him!” The pixie said, fluttering around Barley.“Woah, I can’t believe it,” the satyrs’ said in unison.“Fuck, he’s even cuter in person!” the manticore purred, eyeing him up and down.The blue elf shook his head in confusion.  “W-What?  Cute?  What’s going on?” he said, baffled by the sudden shift in surroundings.“G-Guys!  I hadn’t asked him yet!  Don’t freak him out!” the orc officer whined.“Ask me what?” Barley questioned.Jimenez swallowed nervously before taking out his phone.  He gave the screen a few swipes before turning it toward Barley’s face.  “A-Are you this same Barley?”The blue elf’s eyes widened as he looked at the screen.  It was his Twitter profile, the very same one he used to boost his OnlyElves account.  It was open to the exact post he had just made minutes ago before he entered the building.  The picture of his cock was bright on the screen.  Barley let out a little laugh as it all finally hit him.  Why the officers were acting so weird and why they had led him to a private room in the first place.  The blue elf could smell the danger and excitement of the moment.  Mixed with the beautiful sight before him, all the officers with pink on their cheeks and clear hardons in their pants, it made Barley’s heart race and his cock throb beneath his shorts.  There was no way he was gonna waste his chance.“W-We’re all really big fans,” the orc said, gaining several nods from his compatriots.  The thick blue elf smirked as he confidently leaned on one foot, cocking his hip as he placed his hands on his waist.  “I can see that.  Do you wanna show me how big of fans you are?” he said teasingly, stepping up and grabbing the orc and the manticore’s crotches in his palm.“HOLY SHIT,” they said at the same time.“Us too!”  The pixie and satyrs both began to fumble with their belts when Barley laughed.“Easy now,” Barley chuckled, slipping his hands away much to the men’s disappointment.  “Ground rules.  One, I record everything.  This is gonna shoot me straight to the top on OnlyElves,” he said.“D-Deal!” the men said shakily.“Two.  Condoms on if you’re gonna mess with my ass.  Makes it easier for clean up,” Barley instructed as he undid his cargo shorts, letting them drop to the floor.  Kicking them off the thick blue elf was left only in his shoes and jockstrap from the waist down.  The men drooled at the sight and Barley could see the front of their pants get stiffer and stiffer.“S-Sure, whatever you say.  But we don’t have-““Oh, I’m always prepared,” Barley said, opening his vest and showing off the condoms he had tucked away inside.  “And three.  You guys better fuck me up good,” Barley teased, lifting his shirt and exposing his heavy chest.  All four men gasped as they eyed his meaty pecs and his puffy pink nipples, both of which were pierced with silver rings.  The elf then got to his knees, whipped out his phone, and began to record himself.  “I expect nothing less,” he grinned.The men groaned and immediately huddled around Barley.  “Yes, sir!” they said as they all began to take out their cocks.Barley giggled with excitement as he flashed a few winks toward his phone, showing off his body while tugging aside his jockstrap.  He stroked his thick cock and licked his lips as he faced the camera before turning it toward the men.  “Me first!” the pixie said, hovering in front of Barley nude from the waist down.“Damn it, I was the one who got here first,” the orc cried.Barley giggled as he got a better look at the winged man.  His skin was a bright pink and he had a long thick orange beard which mimicked the treasure trail that went down to his dick.  It was pert and twitching, leaking precum from its small tip.“Ohhh, been a bit since my last pixie dick.  Do you mind-?” Barley gestured to his open palm.  “Oh god, yes, please do whatever you want.  I watch your videos all the time andHNNNGH!”The pink pixie let out a groan as Barley snatched him out of the air.  Laying him back against his fingers and cradling him in his palm the blue elf wasted no time in slathering his tongue against his lower half.  The man was so small that Barley’s thick tongue was more than enough to cover his thighs and his cock and balls all in one go.“Mmmph…”  Barley recorded himself closely with his other hand as he flickered his tongue against the pixie, sliding his tongue between his thighs and teasing his balls and asshole at the same time.  He then tightened his lips into the smallest ring he could make and carefully sucked the pixie, savoring the droplets of precum that stained his dick.“FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK-“  The pixie clung to his face for a moment as he melted in Barley’s hand.  The blue elf giggled and teased him some more before letting him go.  The pixie officer fluttered awkwardly in the air, his legs and his cock dripping with Barley’s saliva.  “Oh my god…” he said dizzily.Barley licked his lips and grinned.  “Who’s next?”“Me!”  Both the manticore and orc stepped up at the same time, pushing the satyrs to the side.“Hey!” they cried.“Hehe, no pushing.  Everyone will get a turn,” Barley soothed.  “But holy shit, this is gonna be a blast.”  The thick elf then turned his phone toward the cocks before him.  The green orc’s dick was heavy and nearly twice as thick as his own with a pair of heavy globes to match.  The manticore’s dick was similar except for a soft red color that seemed to jut out from a sheath.  The main difference however was the extra soft spiky nubs that darted out around just beneath the tip of the officer’s huge cock.Barley licked his lips and got a good view of both cocks on his camera.  After taking a few closes up he grinned and tossed his phone up to the orc who fumbled it in his hands before pointing it back down at the elf.  Barley grinned up at the camera and gave it a sly wink before grabbing both men into his hands and stroking their dicks.“Oh my god, his hands are as soft as I thought they would be…” the orc cop moaned.“B-Best Tuesday ever…” the manticore mewed, his scorpion tail flexing awkwardly with every tug of his dick.Hearing the men melt in his hands sent little jolts of satisfaction straight to Barley’s cock.  It was what he lived for.  The blue elf’s tool dribbled precum that trickled down his shaft and fell if his balls as he touched the men’s dicks.  Then he pulled them close together, making their tips touch as he got a good whiff of both of them.  There was a slightly musky and salty scent to both, something that made Barley drool.  Then the elf stuck out his tongue and began to lick between them.  “Mmmmph…”  As the manticore and orc both winced and trembled at the sensation Barley moaned as precum began to flow onto his tongue.  He savored the taste, letting it smear on his lips before shifting his mouth entirely into the orc’s green dick.“Ahhhh!  S-Shit!”Barley chuckled with his mouth full as he took the orc with no problem, sliding him deftly into his throat.  The blue elf had put on many a show showing off his cock sucking skills with his collections of dildos so he was able to handle Jimenez with no problem.  Getting his lips down to the man’s base he swallowed a few times, letting his throat contract around him.  The orc groaned and Barley glanced up at the officer.  His hands were trembling as he recorded it all.  The thick elf hoped the man was getting a good shot at least.Slipping his mouth off the orc Barley immediately replaced the cock with the manticore.  He slathered his tongue along the beast man’s tip, letting his wet tongue travel along the many bumps.  He giggled excitedly wondering what it would feel like to take him inside.  Barley hadn’t purchased a manticore dildo yet but he made a note to do so as soon as possible.“Oh gods, his tongue…”  The manticore’s paws curled and clawed at the air as Barley began to suck him, only managing to get halfway down his large cock.  But it was more than enough to get the winged lion to moan and bite down on his knuckles to prevent his lust from becoming too loud.Barley savored the taste of the man before slipping him from his lips.  Then he took both their cocks and slapped them against his cheeks, letting his face get wet with precum and spit.  All the men moaned at his blatant lewdness and Barley saw out of the corner of his eyes the satyrs hurriedly tugging at their cocks.The blue elf gave the orc and manticore one last kiss on their tips before shifting his body toward the two short officers.  “Didn’t forget you two,” Barley said lustfully, grabbing his cock and tweaking his nipple.  “Come over here.The satyrs exchanged a glance and hurriedly got in front of their larger compatriots.  Both squat and fairly muscular, the entire lower halves of the satyrs were covered in fur including their balls.  But their cocks jutted out from the brown forest of fur like two meaty spears, ready for action.  Roughly half their size and Barley’s, both men were able to meet the elf at eye level despite him being already on his knees.  The thick elf then grinned as an idea popped into his head.Barley tossed a glance up the orc holding his phone.  “Make sure you come in close for this,” he told his makeshift cameraman.  Then the blue elf reached out and pulled both of the satyr officers in, pressing his lips against both of them before swiping his tongue left and right on their lips. “Oh my god…”“Fuck…”Both satyrs trembled in Barley’s beefy arms, especially as he slid his hands down and played with their furry cheeks, grabbing and massaging their asses in his palms.  All three of their cocks pressed together in the middle, smearing precum against Barley’s belly and their furry crotches.“H-Holy hell,” the orc said as he got low, getting a good shot as Barley instructed.  The blue elf tossed the camera a wry glance before making out with the satyrs even deeper, sticking his tongue inside their mouths before pulling away and letting their tongues wrestle in the middle.  “Hehehe…”  Barley chuckled deliriously as the scent of cock and the heat of the men began to reach his head.  Pulling away and directing the short officers’ bodies toward the camera, he let the satyrs play with his pierced chest as he took their cocks and rubbed them against his own.  While one latched onto his chest and sucked his right nipple ring the other tugged and pulled at the left, making Barley moan and leak even more as he smeared their tips together.“S-Shit, can I get a copy of this when we’re done?” the orc asked, getting all the action on his phone.  “Me too…” the manticore added.“Me too!” the pixie yelled, jerking his cock as he floated above.  “I’ll even pay for it, I don’t care!”“Sure, if you do a good job,” Barley teased.  “Because things are about to get a whole lot hotter.  It’s time for my favorite part.”  The elf then pulled the satyrs' attention off his chest as he held their chins in his palms.  “It’s time for you to fuck my ass.”Both satyrs dropped their jaws.  “W-Wait, seriously?!”“Oh my god, this is a dream come truewoah!”Both satyrs were then distracted as Barley pulled out a few medium-sized condoms from his vest pocket and tossed them into their hands.  While the two officers got ready he gestured for the manticore to step up.  “Y-Yes, BarleyHNNNGH!”The thick elf then grabbed his cock and stuck it back into his mouth as he stroked his shaft and played with his balls.  Barley wanted to take his time with the men but he was in dangerous territory, he had to work a little bit fast.  Working his magic, Barley teased the manticore and coaxed out as much precum as he could from the man-beast, pressing his thumb up against his taint while he flicked his tongue and tugged his balls.  Eventually, Barley’s cheeks puffed out from the precum that flowed.Pulling away, Barley then spat out the silky liquid into his hand and thanked the manticore.  “Thanks, you looked the drippiest so I knew you’d help out,” he said with a wink.  The officer just looked like he had seen heaven as his eyes had glazed over and his paws went slack.  Gesturing for the orc to continue recording him Barley then turned around and showed off his ass to the camera.  He then took his hand which still had the manticore’s precum on it and slathered it all over his hole, making sure to slide in as many fingers as he could take and push in the precum and spit as deep as it could go.“Mmmmph, fuck yeah…” Barley moaned as he fingered himself, making a mess of his ass.  The orc’s hands trembled as he got a few close-up shots of his messy pink hole which Barley pulled to the side for his eventual audience to enjoy.  “There we go, now I think I’m more than ready for you two.”Barley looked back at the two satyrs who were standing nervously by with their cocks fully clothed by the thin rubber.  They looked at him expectantly.  “So, h-how should we-?” one of them asked, eyeing the other one.  The blue elf smiled and then grabbed one of the satyrs, immediately laying him down on the tiled floor.  Barley then straddled his furry hips and let the perky cock of the satyr slide up between his heavy cheeks.  Then he looked over his shoulder at the other satyr officer and gestured for him to come closer.“Does this work for you two?” he asked.  Both hooved officers nodded silently, too excited or too nervous to say anything.  “Good.  Now fuck my ass and live your dreams,” Barley laughed, biting his bottom lip in anticipation.Both satyr men groaned and quickly got to action.  The one beneath Barley grabbed his soft thighs and pushed his hooves into the floor as he directed his cock toward the elf’s silky hole.  The other officer then got to his knees and slid between his friend’s hooves.  Holding onto Barley’s waist, the satyr thrust his dick into the elf, pushing both his and the other satyr’s cock in at the same time.Barley gasped as he arched his as out, allowing as much of their cocks inside him as possible.  The sweetest itch was finally being scratched and he loved his.  His cock drooled happily as the men pushed against his walls and he felt his chest tingle with every throb.  “Fuck yeah, there it is!” he said giddily.  Already needing more, Barley spotted the floating pixie sighing and tugging his cock.  “Heheh, get back here, you!” the elf grinned, snatching the man out of the air.“Woah!  Woah…”  The pixie immediately melted as Barley began to slobber his heavy tongue all over his body.“Mmmmph…”  With his mouth occupied Barley then began to move, urging both men to do the same.“Fuck, fuck!” the goat man groaned, pushing his hips skyward.The satyr behind Barley did the same, latching onto his wide back and resting his head against his soft skin as he began to furiously pound his hole like a dragon in heat.  “God it’s like he’s sucking me in!”The manticore officer moaned at the sight and tugged his cock, letting cum spill freely out of his pointed tip.  “I can’t believe this is happening.”“M-Me either,” the orc said, struggling to hold the phone steady as he stroked his cock.Barley relished in the men taking his ass, feeling them thrust at different speeds and depths.  They rattled his inner walls and made pleasure radiate across his blue frame as they clung to his body.  As the men fucked him Barley paid extra close attention to the pixie in his hand.  Tilting his head back, Barley let the bearded pixie ride his tongue as he moaned and flickered his wet muscle against his hole.The pixie officer latched onto Barley’s face and struggled to keep himself upright as the elf rolled his tongue.  “Fucking hell, h-how are you already gonna make me shoot?!”“M-Me too!”“Hnnngh!”Barley moaned as he felt the three men tremble in his grip before their bodies went taut.  The satyrs pumped their hips and pressed as hard as they could against his ass while the pixie moaned and grinded against his tongue.  Then, the thick elf felt the distinct sensation of something warm flooding his ass while a salty tasty spread across his tongue.“Mmmph…”  Barley grinned as he gently pulled the winged cop off his tongue and held him in his palm.  The pink pixie went slack and laid in his palm, his body and his dick twitching.  He swallowed the seed he was given and shivered.  “Fresh, hehehe…” he giggled.  Then he looked beneath him.  Both satyr cops had gone slack and fell back.  The one behind him rolled his back onto the floor with the condom still clinging to his dick, the cum looking inside of it like an opaque white apple.  The furry satyr beneath him didn’t move except for his chest rapidly rising and falling with each bated breath.  “Ughhhh…”“I’ve never cum that hard before…” the cop said dizzily.Barley chuckled and let the pixie cop go.  He fluttered tiredly in the air with his arms drooped, still trembling for his release.  Then the thick elf stood up, releasing the satyr from his tight grip.  The cop moaned as his cock fell from his ass and a small balloon worth of cum popped from his blue cheeks.The blue elf grinned and gleefully collected the condoms off the two satyrs making sure they wouldn’t spill.  Then, eyeing the phone still recording him, he tied the two seed-filled balloons to his nipple rings and proudly presented his harvest.  Barley laughed as he made his chest bounce, letting the condoms slap and spin against his chest.  “Not a bad haul,” Barley said, wiping his lips with his thumb.  “Wonder what you two can give me,” the elf purred, walking between the orc and the manticore, letting his fingers slide along their chins.Both cops shivered at his touch and watched in a daze as Barley walked over to the table and jumped onto it.  Just the right size, the elf was able to have his ass at one end of the table with his head over the other.  He grinned as he dug into his vest pocket and pulled out the largest condom he had on him before tossing it to the manticore cop.“You, I need to feel those bumps,” Barley said excitedly.  “And you, so you can keep recording, are getting my mouth.  Is that a problem?” he asked the orc from his prime position.  The green orc and the manticore exchanged a look before quickly shaking their heads.  “Not at all!” they said in unison.The large manticore quickly made his way to the table as he tore out the condom and slid it over his soft red cock.  He grunted as he approached the table, adjusting his fit.  “Tight,” he mumbled.Jimenez then walked up to Barley’s head which lay at the other end of the table.  With his cock at the perfect height he was able to place his heavy green meat down his face like it was an opera mask.  He shuddered as he pointed his camera down and Barley began to lick his shaft.  “Oh sweet gods, this is so hot!”Barley giddily smiled as he lifted his legs and felt the manticore press his hands against the back of his thighs, exposing his ass.  He shivered in delight as he felt the throbbing hot cock of the cop slide up against his hole, his nubs rubbing his balls.  It had been a bit since he had taken such a large cock up his ass but he was eager to start again.  But then a trio of voices caught his attention.“H-Hey, don’t forget us!”“Yeah!”“I-I still got another one in me!”From the one eye that wasn’t blocked by orc cock, Barley saw the satyr cops each grab a chair and toss it toward the end of the table.  There they stood on them and presented their cocks toward his face.  The pixie also fluttered onto his chest and approached his cock which oozed precum from the tip.  Getting on his knees, he lined up his dick with Barley’s tip slit and groaned.“Ain’t no way I’m finishing this day without fucking my favorite pornstar!” the pixie loudly declared.Barley raised his eyebrows in excitement.  He had never been sounded before.  While the pixie cop wasn’t necessarily huge he still wondered what it would feel like to have his dick penetrated like that.  He giggled and reached up and grabbed the satyrs’ cocks, holding them tightly in his palms.“Alright then, give me what you got then!” Barley ordered before hanging his head over the end of the table.All five of the men groaned at the elf’s instructions and did as they were told.  The thick blue elf was then immediately penetrated at all sides.  While the satyrs began to fuck his palms, moaning as their hairy balls slapped against his hands, the green orc officer pulled his hips back, sliding his drooling cock along Barley’s face until he found his lips.  Then Jimenez drilled his cock into Barley’s throat until his balls were pressed against his nose and eyes.As the satyr duo and the orc took his top half, the pixie and manticore took his bottom half.  The pink officer moaned as he took his cock and slipped it inside Barley’s dick slit.  The pixie shivered before grabbing the sides of the elf’s cock head and began thrusting like a madman.  The manticore was the last to enter Barley and the one that made his eyes snap open wide.  With the elf thoroughly stretched by the two satyrs earlier the winged beast man wasted no time and pushed the entirety of his red cock into Barley’s cheeks.  The manticore pressed and pushed against his inner walls even more than the satyrs did and stimulated him thrice over.  The bumps on his dick were readily apparent even with the condom on and each one sent a shock to his nerves and his cock. “Oh gods, I-I’ve always thought what he would feel like when I fucked my fleshlight to his videos, but I never thought he’d be this tight!” the manticore confessed.“His throat, the way he gulps and tightens around me,” Jimenez said dizzily, his hands trembling as he scanned Barley’s body with his phone.  “I could die now and be happy…”The other men moaned in agreement and soon all five men began thrusting themselves into Barley.  Making the table shake, the manticore pulled halfway out of the thick elf’s soft cheeks before plowing right back inside, repeating the movement over and over.  The green orc did the same, slapping his balls against Barley’s face as he thrusted into his throat, his eyes rolling back from pleasure.Both satyrs moaned and whined as they held Barley’s fists, fucking them as hard as they could as they chased their release.  The pink pixie cop did the same, fucking the elf’s dick slit.  Still worn out from his earlier orgasm the officer had already folded over and laid his body along Barley’s pale blue cock, hugging and licking his shaft as he fucked his dick hole.  Barley felt like he was seeing stars.  With the manticore fucking his ass and his spiky nubs sending shockwaves across his body and the pixie fucking and teasing his cock, it felt like the two jolts from either end were meeting in the middle and making a storm in his body, his nerves tingling and singing out the sky.  Combined with the satyrs fucking his hands and the heavy musk of the orc overwhelming his senses and his throat, Barley could feel the heat bubble over in his chest.He wanted this to last forever but he could feel himself getting close. With every thrust from the pixie’s cock and the thick manticore drilling his way to his lungs, Barley could only moan to let them know.“S-Shit, he’s tightening up!”“Oh man, I think I’m gonna cum again…”“He’s drooling like crazy, his slit is so wet!”“W-Weren’t we not supposed to make a huge mess?”“Fuck it, who cares!  Hnnngh!”Each of the men began to fuck Barley harder and faster, slapping their balls against his face, his hands, his dick, his ass.  Their moans filled the interrogation room and became a cacophony of lust and desire.  It made Barley’s head spin.  Along with his racing heartbeat, it would have been the only thing he would have heard if it weren’t for a click at the door.“Hey, Jimenez, y’all here?  The others said they saw you lead him in here and I had a few questions about these-HUHHH?!”Barley’s eyes snapped open wide as he heard the voice of Colt Bronco.  Even with his gaze blocked by orc balls, he could easily picture what the centaur looked like.  Shocked.  Disgusted.  Confused.  He knew he should have stopped but he was too close now.  Instinctively, the thick elf wrapped his legs around the manticore and tightened his grip on the satyrs, keeping them in place.As the door quickly shut and Barley heard a clopping of hooves enter the room all five men moaned and trembled in his grip before they hunched over and groaned in perfect unison.  “FUCKKKK!”Barley’s body was then swiftly drenched in the sticky hot warmth of the men.  The green orc officer was the first to climax, emptying his loads deep into his throat before pulling out and spraying onto his lips and chin.  Then the satyrs who fucked his fists one last time before shooting and glazing his chest in their seed.  The pixie was next as he slammed his hips tight against Barley’s tip, flooding his dick with cum.  The feeling of hot seed shooting down his dick was strange and exhilarating, enough to make Barley immediately shoot his load, firing back the pixie’s seed and his own against his cop’s crotch, drenching his pink skin, and soaking his shirt.The manticore officer was the last to cum but also the one that was the most obvious.  Barley initially expected to feel the same sensation before, a slight warmth that stayed in one particular spot as well as a bit of pressure against his walls as the condom inflated.  But that wasn’t it at all.  What Barley felt instead was the pure raw heat of cum flooding his insides and dripping out of his ass.“S-Shit, sorry, I think the condom broke…” the manticore moaned, trembling as the last of his orgasm subsided. Barley could only chuckle before he licked the cum off his lips.  Colt had already caught him, having an officer cum breed his ass seemed hardly an issue that that point.  He let the satyrs go from his hands and dropped his legs from the manticore’s waist before sitting up, causing the pixie officer to roll off his stomach and flutter dizzily in the air, cum dripping off his legs.  Hot thick seed dribbled down his chin and neck as well as rolled down his pecs.  He could feel the hot cum of the cop puddle beneath his cheeks as he was surrounded by their hot panting breaths.  He was thankful that the orc still had his wits about him, enough to record at least.  Barley flashed the phone a wet grin and gave it a wink before turning to the centaur.  He thought would make a decent enough finale to end on at least.Colt looked around at his fellow officers stunned before looking at the disheveled elf.  “W-What’s going on here?!  Why were you-?!  In the police station-?!  Why are they hanging off your nipples like that-?!  You’re pierced?!”As the centaur stammered and stuttered his way through a few sentences the other officers just looked sheepishly at the ground, unable to make eye contact with Colt.  Barley sighed, knowing that he was in for a big long conversation.  But then something else that was big and long caught his attention.Slowly rolling out from beneath the centaur’s body was the biggest cock Barley had ever seen.  Thick, heavy, and flared, Colt’s cock slowly began to drop and thicken the more he looked at the messy elf.  A thick shaft that went from dark brown to a perfect fleshy pink, precum began to dribble out from its flat flared tip.  With a pair of heavy brown globes to match Barley’s heart raced.  Once again the elf smelled an opportunity and he refused to let it go.“Doesn’t look like you mind what you see though, Officer Bronco,” Barley teased, leaning his elbows onto his knees and laying his cheek into his palm.“W-Wha-?”The messy elf then pointed his finger down between Colt’s crotch and the centaur officer let out a panicked whinny.“This isn’t-!  That’s just-!”“Jimenez!  Phone,” Barley said suddenly.  The orc stammered for a moment before tossing the phone into the blue elf’s hand.  He checked the screen.  Thankfully it was still recording.  Barley leaped off the table and walked confidently up to the centaur, cum dribbling down his thighs.  “I was looking for a good finale for my video.  I think sucking off my sexy centaur friend might be a good one, don’t you?”  And then before Colt could even respond, Barley crashed his wet lips against the man while he held up his phone, getting it all on video.“MMMPH?!”The other men gasped and slowly began to gather around the two, taking on the table or leaning against the wall like they were taking in a live show.“Fuck, his ass is leaking so much cum…”“Man, I didn’t get to kiss him yet, think he’ll let me.”“I think my balls are gonna be empty for the next year, holy shit…”As they murmured with one another Barley quickly kissed the trembling centaur, pulling him close and sliding his tongue beneath his bristly mustache.  He tasted his tongue, moaning into his mouth before he pulled away with a wide grin on his face.Colt looked at the elf stunned, his cheeks red and his eyes widened with shock.  “Ahhh…”Barley licked his lips, giggling softly as he saw the centaur melt before his very eyes.  Then he tilted his head to the side and saw that the officer’s cock was fully hard, hovering parallel to his belly as precum puddled beneath his flare on the ground.  Ignoring Colt’s shaky protests Barley then got on the tiled floor and crawled up to the centaur’s cock.  The scent of his crotch and the heat radiating off his massive tool made Barley moan as he approached it.“Ya know, one of my favorite toys back home is a lovely centaur dildo.  Love getting it down my throat and feeling like I’m worshiping something,” Barley moaned, sliding his nose and cheeks along the centaur’s shaft.  “Who would have thought the first real one I’d have would be yours?”  “Y-You what?!  Wait, don’t touch that-ooooh…” Colt let out a shaky sigh as Barley then wrapped his hands around his long cock and began to kiss and make out with his tip, swirling his tongue around his flare.“I-It’s true, he really does do that.  It’s one of my favorite videos actually, saved it to my phone,” the manticore said.As Barley groaned and dragged the flat of his tongue against Colt’s flare he heard the sound of himself choking and moaning on video.  He figured the men were probably showing off one of his videos to the centaur, especially based on the fact that Colt was now leaking even more than ever.  Clear silky precum flowed out from the centaur’s cock like a faucet and it rolled down his lips and between his pecs.  Barley hummed in satisfaction as he made sure to keep his phone square on his visage as he made out with Colt’s cock.“B-Barley, this is…how long have you-?”The centaur then clopped a hoof against the tile as Barley grabbed his dick and began stroking him, sliding his soft blue palm against his throbbing shaft, milking him for all that he was worth.  The mustached cop sharply inhaled and quickly became undone, muttering curses and swears as he tried to fight his lust.“This is wrong, we’re at work!  And you’re not supposed to be doingahhhhh…oh god, how could you take that huge dildo up your ass?  It-It’s like you're swallowing it inside you…” Colt said mesmerized.Barley could feel Colt’s heartbeat pulse beneath his shaft.  The more he licked and touched the officer the more he twitched.  The centaur was getting closer, he could feel it, he could taste it. Barley needed the man to cum.Needing the officer to take him entirely, Barley pressed Colt’s tip toward his lips before opening his mouth.  Then, taking a breath out from his nose, Barley pushed from his knees and slid the centaur’s massive cock down his throat.  It was just like his toy back home but far hotter and slicker.  It fit inside his mouth like a glove as he swallowed it down, letting his throat muscles contract and squeeze the welcomed intruder.  Barley’s eyes rolled back as he took more than half of the centaur down his throat, enough for him to reach up and fondle the officer’s balls at the same time.  He knew the video would be perfect now.Colt let out a pained whinny as Barley deep-throated his cock.  His hoof scratched against the tile and his entire body trembled as he experienced the blue elf’s abilities.  “B-Barley, Barley!”The messy elf’s eyes widened as he heard his name called out.  It was time.  Gulping a few times, Barley slipped him from his lips and kept the centaur an inch away from his face as he stroked his cock, keeping the lens of his phone tight on his face.  The officer grunted once then twice before finally he stomped a hoof into the tile, nearly cracking it, and came onto Barley’s face.It was like getting sprayed by a firehose.  Colt’s cum shot out with such speed and viscosity that it splashed onto Barley’s face like a thick jam.  He moaned and opened his mouth, allowing the rest of the centaur’s flood to travel down his throat.  He swallowed what he could before just allowing the officer to make an absolute mess of his body.  Colt shot onto his face, his chin, and neck, even adding a few splashes into his chest before coating his nipple rings in cum as well.  The seed clung to the condoms that lay tied on his rings, adding more to his ruined self.Barley moaned as the scent and heat of the centaur’s seed seeped into his skin.  He let Colt go from his grip and the centaur’s cock drooped away, swaying in the air as it spilled a few more trickles of cum onto the floor.  As it began to retreat into its sheath Barley licked his lips clean and giggled, sitting on his heels as he let his phone take it all in.  Then he turned to the phone and gave it a peace sign with his fingers before laughing and finally shutting it off.  “Good gods, Bronco, you really gave it to him.  He is messed up…” the pixie said dreamily, looking at the messy elf beneath the centaur.“Oh gods, what just happened?  I can’t believe I just did that…” Colt mumbled, holding his sweaty head in his hands as he continued to reel from his orgasm.“What do we do now?” a satyr asked.“I think I can go get a mop and some towels without anyone getting suspicious,” Jimenez offered.  “I’m the least soaked compared to the rest of you.”“M-Maybe we can go another round?  I still haven’t kissed him yet,” the manticore said shyly.“Dude, are you serious?”While the men began to argue the next steps and Colt tried to hold onto his sanity Barley just happily sat on the floor, feeling utterly satisfied.  Then his eyes lit up as he held up his phone and took a few selfies, making sure to get everyone’s bare legs in the shot.  Satisfied with how completely messy and soaked he looked in the photo, he quickly opened Twitter and typed up a new post, a mischievous grin wide on his face.“You’ll never believe what just happened!”

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