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Delusional people (+ Jazz)
Jack of all trades: Jack Fenton Mad Hatter: Maddie Fenton Ya like Jazz?: Jazz Fenton Danile is a river in Egypt: Danny Fenton
Ya like Jazz?
I’m moving out
Jack of all trades
…you’re 16
Ya like Jazz?
And?Anyways I’m taking Danny with me
Danile is a river in Egypt
Wait what
The greatest QPR
Soldier: Sam Manson Poet: Tucker Foley King: Danny Fenton
King
Next on our Speedrunning Every Musical Ever is Hamilton right
Poet
YeaThen Hadestown
Soldier
Then EPICJazz — Maddie
Jazz
Fridge is empty, can you go to the store?Maddie — Jack
Maddie
Why the hell is there over 100$ missing from my wallet?
Jack
Jazz went to the store earlier, that’s probably why
Maddie
Of course she did
The Tweedles TM
Tweedle Dee: Danny Fenton Tweedle Dum: Tucker Foley
Tweedle Dum
Hey, is Jazz ok?
Tweedle Dee
Wdym?
Tweedle Dum
She looks…off
Tweedle Dee
HuhUr right she doesI’ll talk to herThanks
DJ
D: Danny Fenton J: Jazz Fenton
D
R u ok?
J
I’m fine why?
D
You haven’t said anything to me all dayHave you been eating? Sleeping? Drinking water?
J
I’m fine, DannyJustBusy
The greatest QPR
Soldier: Sam Manson Poet: Tucker Foley King: Danny Fenton
King
HmI think this whole hero thing could work
Poet
100%
Soldier
Definitely, ghost boy Jasmine Fenton created Class Chat Jasmine Fenton added Daniel Fenton, Dash Baxter, Kwan Jeon, and five others Jasmine Fenton changed nine names
Jazz
Welcome to HellBefore any of you ask why you’re here
Tucker
Why are we hereOh
Jazz
Of course you still managed to ask Why am I surprisedANYWAYSMr. Lancer put me in charge of a group chat for all the freshmenThat’s why you’re herePlease be at least a little bit civil
Danny
HEY JAZZ IM BORROWING UR ICE CREAM SCOOP K BYEEE
Jazz
wAIT WHATNODANNYDANNY N O GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT
Dash
Wh
Sam
Siblings amiright
Tucker
Sam you’re an only child
Sam
And?
Tucker
Fair enoughWow are there really only 8 of us-
Sam
Yes
Dash
Yes
Kwan
Yes
Star
Yes
Val
Yes
Paulina
Yes
Jazz
Yes
Danny
Yes
Jazz
DANIEL WILLIAM JAMES FENTON
Danny
FUCK
The greatest QPR
Soldier: Sam Manson Poet: Tucker Foley King: Danny Fenton
Soldier
TIME TO GO FREEI MEANS E ETIME TO GO S E E A GORILLA
King
Hmmmm
Poet
Suspicious
Soldier
NO ITS NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP
Class Chat
Jazz
This is why studying should be done alone
Star
???
Jazz
[postgorilladanny.png]
Danny
UmIt’s Sam’s fault?
Tucker
They’re the devil
Sam
Hmmmm what an interesting picture I just so happen to have
Danny
Never mind
Tucker
Sam is a perfect angel and can do no wrong
Sam
:)
Jazz
I don’t care whose fault it is as long as there isn’t a gorilla loose in town
Danny
Yep uh huh no gorillas loose in this town
Tucker
Pssshhhh naahhhhhh
Jazz
You’re all on thin iceThin fucking ice
Tucker
Yes ma’am
Danny
No mischief here
Sam
Sir yes sir
DJ
D: Danny Fenton J: Jazz Fenton
J
You’re going to the dance with that Paulina girl right
D
Yea?
J
K
D
Why?Jazz?Jazz???GoddamnitDanny — Paulina
Danny
If my sister texts you Ignore it
Paulina
UhOk?Jazz — Paulina
Jazz
ListenI’m not a very violent person, but if you do anything to hurt Danny in any way shape or form, I will make your life a living HellGot it?
Paulina
UmYea?
Jazz
Great!Don’t forget it.Danny — Paulina
Danny
She texted you didn’t she
Paulina
Holy fucking shit your sister is terrifying
Danny
Yeaaa I get that a lot
The greatest QPR
Soldier: Sam Manson Poet: Tucker Foley King: Danny Fenton
Soldier
I’m throwing her to the wolves
King
I’m sorry the what
Poet
You’re throwing who to the what now
Soldier
PaulinaTo Jazz
King
Oh my god that is not gonna go well
Soldier
Exactly
King
Okay wait soKid at the carnival wishes for cotton candy, there’s a cotton candy tidal waveDash wishes to probably be the monster hat could beat the other team, he becomes a monster that beats the other teamPaulina wishes she was like an anime character that everyone loves, she becomes herself in the style of the character and everyone loves herGuy wishes his car could fly over the traffic, his car can fly now
Soldier
Uh huh?
King
What if there’sLikeA fucking genie
Soldier
…
King
… Soldier Oh my god
King
YepGenieBut likeEvery wish is granted negatively
Soldier
So likeA djinn
Poet
Sorry a what now
Soldier
Y’knowA djinnLike a genie but when they grant wishes, they give it a negative spin And you have to be super careful with how you word your wishes around them
King
…Yea thatAnyways Sam you gave us your sick
Soldier
You're welcome
King
SO!We’ve arrived at my godfather’s house!Mansion!Thing!He’s kinda weird but seems nice enough
Soldier
Keep us posted on anything fun that happenssss
King
Duh
King
So either I just had the wackiest dream or there’s a half ghost other than me here
Soldier
Wait w h a t
Poet
Yea W H A T
King
YEPHALF GHOSTANOTHER ONETHE FIRST ONE APPARENTLYITS FUCKING VLADMT GODFATHERHE’S IN LOVE WITH MY MOM??
Soldier
HOLY FUCKSHIT GOT REAL
King
HE POSSESSED MY DAD???
Poet
wHAT
King
BRB GOTTA THROW HANDS
King
UhhhHi
Soldier
Danny where in the FUCK have you been??
King
OhY’know Jail
Poet
WHAT
King
We never speak of this
Soldier
Agreed
Poet
Agreed
Class Chat
Ya like Jazz?: Jazz Fenton 100YardDash: Dash Baxter SamIAm: Sam Manson Semi truck: Tucker Foley Twinkle twinkle little star: Star Yams: Kwan Danile is a river in Egypt: Danny Fenton Paul McCartney: Paulina Single Awareness Day: Valerie Gray Lancelot: Mr. Lancer
Ya like Jazz?
Why is the only counselor in Amity Park the one at our schoolAlso dANNY I KNOW THIS WAS YOU
Danile is a river in Egypt
HOW DID YOU KNOW??
Ya like Jazz?
THESE ARE OUR NAMES IN THE FAMILY CHAT???
Danile is a river in Egypt
…I WASNT CREATIVE ENOUGH TO THINK OF NEW ONES
SamIAm
JazzHands?Rice?Jasmine Rice?
Semi truck
Billions and Billions
Danile is a river in Egypt
What is that last one??
Semi truck
Have you seriously not watched Kipo
Danile is a river in Egypt
No?
Semi truck
*inhales*sON OF A-
SamIAm
John Daniel OlivasDanny Deever Ya like Jazz? changed two names
Billions and Billions
Anyways Jazz I don’t need therapy leave me alone
JazzHands
Yes you do shut up
Lancelot
Jasmine you’re the new school guidance counselor
JazzHands
GREAT
Lancelot
You’re not getting paid
JazzHands
DAMNIT
Billions and Billions
I have a dog now:D
JazzHands
I’m sorry you have a WHAT
SamIAm
Danny is a nice guy
Who knows how to treat a girl
Never will he make her cry
Never will he leave her side
Yes that’s the kinda guy he is
-Karina Lopez
Billions and Billions
???
DJ
D: Danny Fenton J: Jazz Fenton
D
Jazz, I know you don’t want to hear this, but you can’t date that guyHe’s bad news
J
Oh yeah?And why’s that?Oh, that’s right, you don’t have a reasonWhat, are you mad that someone loves me more than they love you?
D
What?The hell is that supposed to mean?
J
The second there was a person that liked me more than you, you said he’s bad newsJust leave me aloneThis is my life, I can live it how I want
D
Jazz—
J
No. I’m not having this conversation with you.
D
Jazz?
[Message failed to send]
Goddamnit Jazz
[Message failed to send]
Class Chat
JazzHands: Jazz Fenton 100YardDash: Dash Baxter SamIAm: Sam Manson Semi truck: Tucker Foley Twinkle twinkle little star: Star Yams: Kwan Billions and Billions: Danny Fenton Paul McCartney: Paulina Single Awareness Day: Valerie Gray Lancelot: Mr. Lancer
Billions and Billions
Can someone tell Jazz that she can’t ignore me forever
JazzHands
Can someone tell Danny that I absolutely fucking can
SamIAm
Uhhh
Semi truck
Is this about that Johnny guy?
Paul McCartney
Who?
SamIAm
Danny doesn’t like the guy Jazz is dating
Single Awareness Day
Hang onJazz has a boyfriend?
Billions and Billions
UnfortunatelyHis name is Johnny 13 and he sucks and I don’t like him and he should get lost
JazzHands
See, Danny, this is why you only have two friends
Billions and Billions
UmWhat
100YardDash
OH DAMN
DJ
D: Danny Fenton J: Jazz Fenton
J
FuckDanny I’m sorryI’m so so so sorry
D
It’s fine
J
No, it isn’t It’s not fineI shouldn’t have said thatAny of that
D
Jazz, really, it’s fine, I forgive you
J
Why?Why do you just forgive me immediately after I’ve been horrible to you?
D
Because 1) it wasn’t you and 2) you’re my sister and I love you and I always will
J
…thanksI love you too
Class Chat
JazzHands: Jazz Fenton 100YardDash: Dash Baxter SamIAm: Sam Manson Semi truck: Tucker Foley Twinkle twinkle little star: Star Yams: Kwan Billions and Billions: Danny Fenton Paul McCartney: Paulina Single Awareness Day: Valerie Gray Lancelot: Mr. Lancer
Single Awareness Day
SoGhosts
100YardDash
Are they like a permanent thing or??
Billions and Billions
Welcome to my life
Paul McCartney
Your life???
Billions and Billions
Seeing as the portal to Hell is in my basement, yes, my life
Twinkle twinkle little star
wAIT WHAT
Billions and Billions
Well would ya look at thatCake
JazzHands
DANNY NO THATS MINEGET YOUR OWN ECTOPLASM-FREE CAKE YOU LITTLE SHIRTSHIRTHEH???
Billions and Billions
That’s weirdFrick???FrickI MEAN FRICK NOT FRICKW H A T
SamIAm
Sorry y’all some old lady wished people would stop swearing so much
Billions and Billions
How do you know that??
SamIAm
Cause it was right after my grandma went on a rant about losing bingo night Like half of the words in her rant were swear words
Semi truck
That woman is everything I want to be and more
The greatest QPR
Soldier: Sam Manson Poet: Tucker Foley King: Danny Fenton
King
Godfather Is Creepy Part 2: Electric BoogalooIn this episode, I was camping for approximately five minutes after jumping out of a plane that conveniently was flying right over Vladimibitch’s mansionWho does Vladimibitch think he’s fooling with his premade gift baskets specifically for me and my mom? Nobody knows. The brain of an old single man is impossible to explain
Soldier
YEAH INSULT THE FRICK OUT OF HIMAlso wait you can say bitch??HASWEAR WORD UNLOCKED
King
Update: Vladimibitchity froot loop has been REJECTEDMy mom is sO COOL
Soldier
I knew there was a reason I used to have a crush on her
Poet
What
Soldier
What
Class Chat
JazzHands: Jazz Fenton 100YardDash: Dash Baxter SamIAm: Sam Manson Semi truck: Tucker Foley Twinkle twinkle little star: Star Yams: Kwan Billions and Billions: Danny Fenton Paul McCartney: Paulina Single Awareness Day: Valerie Gray Lancelot: Mr. Lancer
SamIAm
I’m calling for a divorce who’s gonna be my lawyerJazz I vote you
JazzHands
UhhhSure?
Semi truck
NO SAM DONT DIVORCE ME
Billions and Billions
Does this mean I’m also getting divorcedAm I gonna be married to just Tuck and just Sam? Separately??Do I have to choose???
JazzHands
DW I’m a professional couple’s counselor you’ll be fine DannySam, Tucker, remember what I told you when you three first got engaged with ring pops in the fifth grade?
SamIAm
…Tucker I’m not divorcing you anymore
Semi truck
Sorry Sam:((
SamIAm
I’m sorry too:((
JazzHands
ExcellentMy job here is done
Single Awareness Day
Damn she’s good
The greatest QPR
Soldier: Sam Manson Poet: Tucker Foley King: Danny Fenton
King
Ok so idea
Soldier
We’re not turning you over to whoever put a bounty on your head, collecting the reward, and then helping you escape
King
But:(
Soldier
No
Poet
Besides, we already have a sugar daddy
King
Oh hey yeah ur right
Soldier
…You’re talking about me aren’t you
Poet
Obviously
Soldier
I’m! Not! Your! Sugar! Daddy!
King
Hey Sam can I have 100$
Soldier
Yeah sure…Damnit
Poet
HA
King
:3
Soldier
I hate you guys Poet renamed the chat Sam and their sugar babies
Soldier
NOWHY
King
PFFFFF
King
I know I shouldn’t laugh at someone whose house just blew up…but like…froot loop’s house just blew up and I can’t stop laughing
Soldier
Keep laughing he deserves it
Poet
So bad news guysLancer thinks I’m mentally ill and I’m omw to the principal’s officeHow bout you guys how’s the circus
Soldier
Well-My parents think Danny corrupted my grandma Also they think we’re mentally ill too so
King
We’re in the principal’s office:p-
Poet
…soooWannaLikeDog pile on Sam’s floor
King
Absolutely
Soldier
Yessss—
Poet
Is it just me or did those ghosts look, like, our age
King
No definitelyThey weren’t hostile either, went back into the portal willingly
Poet
How in the frick did two thirteen year olds get to the Ghost Zone
Soldier
They died
Poet
oH rEaLlY??
DJ
D: Danny Fenton J: Jazz Fenton
D
UmHeySoEarlierWhen you said “we’re focusing on your problems, not mine” after I said that you’re also a kid
J
…Look, mom and dad weren’t always around during my childhood, okay?And then when they had you, someone had to take care of you and feed you and put you to bed and all of thatAnd they’re not always the most reliable peopleThere’s a reason I did most of that for you
D
Jazz…
J
II don’t want to talk about it, okay?
D
OkayBut…I’ll be here when you do
J
UmHey, Danny?
D
Yea?
J
SoWhen I was with VladHe uhSaid some stuff? About you?
D
..ok?
J
UmSo apparentlyWhen you defeated the old ghost kingThat kind of made you technically his successor? Cause you beat him in a challenge
D
OhOHOH MY GOD IM THE KING OF GHOSTS
Sam and their sugar babies
Soldier: Sam Manson Poet: Tucker Foley King: Danny Fenton
King
GUYS IM THE NEW GHOST KING
Soldier
Does that mean they’ll stop attacking you all the time?Also YOOOO
King
YOOOOGod i hope so
Poet
You should make a Ghost Zone group chat
King
…Tuck you’re a genius Phantom created Danny’s Super Cool Ghost Kingdom!! Phantom added Ember, Skulker, Box Ghost, and several others
Phantom
My first act as ghost king is mandatory group chat! Easier communication:))OH ALSO APPARENTLY IM THE NEW GHOST KING?? SHOULDVE LED W/ THATEveryone please introduce yourself!! I’ll go first!HI! I’m Danny Phantom, call me Danny or Phantom I don’t really care, I’m the new ghost king! Pronouns are he/him:)
Ember
UhhhhHi?Ember, she/her
Orion
Hi! I’m Orion, they/them!
Box Ghost
I AM THE BOX GHOST!! ANY PRONOUNS WORK!!
Leo
I’m Leo, they/he
Leah
And I’m Leah, they/she, Leo’s evil twin
Skulker
Skulker, he/they
Sam and their sugar babies
Soldier: Sam Manson Poet: Tucker Foley King: Danny Fenton
King
Guys it’s WORKING Soldier renamed the chat The greatest QPR
Soldier
You should add me and Tuck as your Royal partners
Poet
:0 YES
King
HmmMaybeI’ll ask the others
Danny’s Super Cool Ghost Kingdom!!
Phantom: Danny Phantom
Phantom
Great:DFirst order of business: how would you guys feel if I added Sam and Tucker to this? They’re my platonic spouses and wanna be here but I want to make sure it’s ok with u guys first:))
Ember
EhSure why not
Orion
Sounds fun!Leo and Leah agree:))
Skulker
Why ask us? You’re the king, you could just make the decision
Phantom
Cause you guys should have a say in it too! I might be the king but your guys’s opinions still matter!
Skulker
..sure why notThe others say yeah too by the way Phantom added Chaos and FRYERTUCK to Danny’s Super Cool Ghost Kingdom!! Phantom changed two names
Royal Advisor
WOAH
Royal Knight
SWEEEET
Phantom
:3Name and pronouns!!
Royal Advisor
RIGHT RIGHTHI I’m Tucker/Tuck, he/him!
Royal Knight
And I’m Sam, they/them
Royal Advisor
Ur majesty husbandness, may I change your name:3?
Phantom
Why of course, ur majesty advisor husband:3 Royal Advisor changed one name
Royal Advisor
Now we’re all matching<3
Royal Royal
<3
Royal Knight
Might as well add Jazz Royal Knight added JazzminRice to Danny’s Super Cool Ghost Kingdom!! Royal Knight changed one name
Royal Sibling
Hmm Royal Sibling changed one name
Royal Counselor
Much betterJazz, she/her
Royal Royal
Oh yea I forgot to mention that my sister Jazz is gonna be the Ghost Zone’s official therapist for anyone that wants it! It’s not required, it’s 100% private, 100% your choice, and you can stop at any time!
Royal Counselor
It’s the perfect place to rant about how much you don’t like Danny because that information is never leaving that roomAlso I accept favors, free food, and pretty much anything as paymentYou could bring me a random book you found in your house and I’d take it
Royal Royal
Now that that’s out of the way—I’m gonna change a lot of how this place is run (hopefully for the better but feel free to call me out if it’s not) and I am open to requests and suggestions on how to do that:))
Leo
DOG PARK Ahem sorry got excited
Orion
DOG PARK YES
Leah
I wonder if I’m still allergic to dogs now that I’m freaking dead
Leo
Well seeing as I’ve had like four dogs hidden in our house for the past three months and you haven’t noticed I’d say no
Leah
Wait WHAT
Leo
:pYou’re welcome?
Leah
YOU LITTLE—
Royal Royal
Mmm siblings
Hello, citizens of the Ghost Zone! As you may have heard, Danny Phantom had recently been crowned as the new ghost king after defeating Pariah Dark. At his sides are his advisor, Tucker, and his knight, Sam, who, despite being fully alive, are going to be helping him rule the Ghost Zone as his king and sovereign. Along with this, his older sister, Jazz Phantom, is the official psychologist of our dimension for anyone who would like counseling.
King Phantom has stated that he wants to improve upon his kingdom, and he wants to hear your thoughts on what should be changed. For more information, visit this site. ATTENTION: The Fright Knight is now a wanted fugitive, for attempting to harm the king. HE IS DANGEROUS, DO NOT APPROACH. IF YOU SEE HIM, INFORM THE KING AND HIS FORCES IMMEDIATELY. DO NOT ENGAGE, THE FRIGHT KNIGHT IS ARMED AND DANGEROUS. I REPEAT—DO NOT ENGAGE.
The greatest QPR
Soldier: Sam Manson Poet: Tucker Foley King: Danny Fenton
Soldier
You sure you’re okay Danny?
King
Yea I’m goodJustStartledR u ok Sam?
Soldier
I’m fine, why?
Poet
You were the one who fought him
Soldier
I’m okay, chill
King
HmmmmOk
Danny’s Super Cool Ghost Kingdom!!
Royal Royal: Danny Phantom Royal Knight: Sam Manson Royal Advisor: Tucker Foley Royal Counselor: Jazz Phantom Royal Royal added phantom jr. to Danny’s Super Cool Ghost Kingdom!! Royal Royal changed one name
Royal Royal
Guys, this is my new baby sister, Ellie!
Royal Sibling
HIIIIShe/her:3
Royal Counselor
I’m sorry your WHAT
Royal Royal
OH RIGHT YOU WERENT THERESo basically froot loop made some ~clones~ of meEllie here is the only one that didn’t immediately freaking dieWhich ngl is kinda dysphoric but it’s fiiiine
Leo
Welcome to middle childing, we have mental breakdowns and self esteem issues
Kadan
Can confirm
Orion
Wait Leo you have more siblings??
Leo
Oh yea I have a tonLet’s see hmmmAlphabetical order, chronological order, or order of memoryScrew it order of memoryThere’s Sebastian, Theseus, Nora, Aspen, Jewel, Neri, Rex, Kadan, Rolo, Finn, Leah, Dawn, Winter, Rissa, and MaxiOh and Ellis!
Orion
…Holy—
Leo
I’m only related to Sebastian, Theseus, and Leah lol
Orion
What’s the chronological order??
Leo
Dawn, Theseus, Winter, Ellis, Rex, Aspen, Neri, Leah, (me), Kade, Rolo, Rissa, Maxi, Jewel, Nora, Finn, Sebastian
Leah
Dude I don't even know all of those
Orion
I’m just gonna go lie down for a minute and process that family tree
Leo
I like to compare us to the batfamily:)
Royal Knight
You’re my new favorite non-husband/in-law ghost
Leo
Niceee
Orion
Heyyy @Royal Royal
Royal Royal
Yeeeeesssss?
Orion
Can you like…make transphobia illegal?
Royal Royal
Absolutely! Why? What happened?
Leo
wELLSome of the old ghosts are, like, really old fashioned and stuff? And me, Leah, some of our siblings, and Orion have never really tried to hide the fact that we’re not cis? (When we were alive, being a ghost means being mostly a representation of ur soul)Okay well I did but I got bored of it
Royal Royal
OhOHWell 1) TRANS GANG YOOOAnd 2) CONSIDER IT ILLEGALIZED
Leah
YESSSS
Royal Knight
Give me names and faces For UhNo reason in particular
Royal Royal
Omg Sam you can’t just beat up my subjects
Royal Counselor
Oh by the way Danny I beat up one of your subjects and then psychologically analyzed them and now they’re not homophobic
Royal Royal
WHAT
Royal Counselor
In my defense he insulted you for being trans so I had to defend your honorWith my fistsAnd a gunMostly a gun
Royal Royal
I—
Royal Knight
You are everything I aspire to be in life and more
Royal Royal
IDEA: Ghost Zone sleepover
Leo
YES
Leah
YES
Orion
:eyes:
Kadan
YES
Ember
Sounds fun why not
Box Ghost
YES LETS DO THAT!!
Skulker
Sure
Royal Royal
Great:DI’ll start planning:3
Royal Advisor
And by that you mean I will start planning
Royal Royal
…yes
Royal Knight
It’s at my house isn’t it
Royal Royal
…also yes?
Royal Royal
Sorry guys, we gotta postpone the sleepover:(
Leo
Dam
Royal Sibling
Don’t you mean damn?
Leo
No
Royal Sibling
Why
Leo
It’s a dam Percy Jackson thing you wouldnt understand
Royal Royal
It’s a dam Percy Jackson thing you wouldnt understand
Leah
It’s a dam Percy Jackson thing you wouldnt understand
Orion
It’s a dam Percy Jackson thing you wouldn’t understand
Royal Counselor
It’s a dam Percy Jackson thing you wouldnt understand
Royal Sibling
Oh god
Royal Royal
Sleepover is BACK ON!!
Orion
YES
Royal Knight
“Witch” excuse the fuck you if anything I’m a wix Royal Royal added Frostbite to Danny’s Super Cool Ghost Kingdom!!
Royal Royal
Gays this is FrostbiteFrostbite this is the gays
Frostbite
Hello
Ember
HiSoIce themed?
Frostbite
YeahFire?
Ember
Yeah
Frostbite
Cool
Ember
Cool
Royal Knight
Ember what the fuck
Ember
UhhhIt’s temporary?
Leah
Winston looks incredibly confusedLeo just went P O O F
Royal Counselor
Who’s Winston?
Leah
Oh! Winston is Leo’s cat:))Here:
[leo&winn.png]
Royal Knight
AWWWWSam — Jazz
Sam
I’m sorry, Jazz
Jazz
EhIt’s fineHappens
Class Chat
JazzHands: Jazz Fenton 100YardDash: Dash Baxter SamIAm: Sam Manson Semi-truck: Tucker Foley Twinkle twinkle little star: Star Yams: Kwan Billions and Billions: Danny Fenton Paul McCartney: Paulina Single Awareness Day: Valerie Gray Lancelot: Mr. Lancer
Billions and Billions
You guys the science ain’t sciencingThe weather has been, so far:Level 2.7 heat wave, 36 hours“Vlad” “makes” a “weather machine” and suddenly it’s raining harder than it has the last three years
Single Awareness Day
Why so many quotation marks
Billions and Billions
Because either a) someone did manage to make a working weather machine but it wasn’t Vlad, b) Vlad bought a weather machine, or c) there’s no weather machineAlso those umbrellas suck and they’re freaking ugly as heckThe ferrule isn’t properly lined up with his nose I hate it
Semi-truck
Oh my god you’re right
100YardDash
…There’s no fricking way
Billions and Billions
…surprise?
Paul McCartney
Hang onDoes Danny x Sam x Tucker count as necrophilia?
SamIAm
NO
Semi-truck
I mean
Billions and Billions
Maybe?
SamIAm
I’m getting a divorce
Semi-truck
NOOOO
Billions and Billions
NOOOOOO
JazzHands
I hate all of you